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Damn, who photoshopped that ugly bastard in behind ya'lls good-looking group? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

My feet have finally thawed...and the rain---I couldn't get my hair to do a thing

I gotta say, Captain Hippy comes out as the manly man in this pose I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

And learned some valuable lessons about raft balance too

I have to agree, PBR isn't my first choice but I remember sitting in a hick bar in nashville listening to a pretty good band and PBR just fit the moment. George Dickle with a PBR chaser-like I said, it just went with the evening. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Pong was pretty reliable I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

The skydive is ok, it's running out the landings that'll get you. But yes, I chew gum in freefall without incident so far I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Congrats-I hope that you have a great time. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I recommend Skeeball-it cures all ills and you might get another friendship bracelet

I'm wondering how many guys' heart skipped a beat when they read the subject.

Classic Vinyl/Sirius Radio I had the song cranked up on my way home from work. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Yes Yes I liked Key Largo a little better, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Being away from home when my wife is sick or upset-she doesn't get sick or upset often but I feel so helpless when I'm in a Hampton Inn in Dipwad, Arkansas I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Note to everyone who clicks the link--Tropical Twister Orange Soda hurts when it comes out of your nose.

Kristi - you forgot the end to that story...Shane goes "that server thinks your a hooker now." Because even when I speak, I can keep you're and your straight-Actually, I think I said that he thought YA'LL were hookers And I learned his last name then, but have since forgotten it. I just hang out with you guys because you make me feel loved and important

You've been on the phone with me while I was doing the set-up I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Saturday or Sunday morning before we opened to the public-that's about my sixth cup of coffee in my hand I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

We've got that down, that was lesson one and she aced the test

No need, I'm just teaching her all the things she'll need to know when she gets married. I think on the rafting trip, we'll work on not speaking to each other.

Make sure that you take good care of my psuedo-wife. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Assuming that you've seen "A Few Good Men"-this does sound like the meeting that I have with the accounting department every quarter. ------------------------------------------- Sales: "You want answers?" Finance: "I think we are entitled to them!" Sales: "You want answers?!" Finance: "I want the truth!" Sales: "You can't handle the truth!!!" Sales (continuing): "Son, we live in a world that requires revenue. And that revenue must be brought in by people with elite skills. Who's going to find it? You? You, Mr. Operations? We have a greater responsibility than you can't possibly fathom. You scoff at the sales division and curse our lucrative incentives. You have that luxury. You also have the luxury of not knowing what we know: that while the cost of business results are excessive, it drives in revenue. And my very existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, drives REVENUE! You don't want to know the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in board meetings ... you want me on that call. You NEED me on that call! We use words like stop loss, cost management, network discounts and transparency. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent negotiating opportunities. You use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to people Who rise and sleep under the very blanket of revenue I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a phone and make some sales calls. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!" Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" Sales: "I did the job I was hired to do." Finance: "Did you expense the lap dances?" Sales: "You're goddamn right I did!" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Glad it was "Almost" could you do that self heimlich deal on your desk if need be? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

That's why you're agreenie and I'll never be

Getting ready to scare some birds over Oshkosh-I had to get a shot of the plane taxiing becouse that was the longest period it spent right side up

Don't blame me. I tried to bring it down but ya'll wouldn't follow