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  1. outlawphx
    The real question is... "Who bought a speedo for the event vs. who couldn't wait to bring their beloved banana hammock out of the closet?"
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    If you're going to have to buy beer, you might as well make it count!
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    Nice! I like the lime green.
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    I'd keep her
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    I'm working on a new X-Fly position for the next generation of skydivers.
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    Damn it! Which one is the zoom button?
  8. outlawphx
    Today we solve the mystery of a sheep's terminal velocity.
  9. outlawphx
    Anyone know where I can score some blow?
  10. outlawphx
    I guess we should go crash some other threads...
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    "I'm going funnel these bastards for passing gas in the plane!"
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    My avatar is this -->
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    Not far from the truth "One! Two! Three! Three hot sheep I'd sleep with!"
  15. outlawphx
    Nice! I looked at the Passat (I needed more room than the Jetta), and I was impressed. That gas mileage is awesome.
  16. outlawphx
    Smell my finger
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    I was asked to check in on a friend's house who was gone for the summer. As I walk through the door, I swear that I thought there was a dead body in the house! The stench was AWFUL! I find out that his fridge died at some point, so most everything in the fridge and freezer had leaked out onto the floor. Mind you it was Phoenix in July, and the A/C was set at 90. You wouldn't believe what your freezer and fridge contents look like after a month of 90 degree heat. I cleaned it up in spurts, because I had to run outside for air I called and said much was owed!
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    I'm writing a check Blah! I charged my last car on my Southwest visa for the airline miles It was a little strange writing a check at the end of the month for that much though Oh, and on the walking away deal. I walked out of the dealership on the second visit over $200. After negotiating a bunch of times with the "I've got to go talk to my manager.", I said that I'd give him 5 minutes to come back with an answer over the final $200. 5 minutes later and he wasn't back, so I walked out of the dealership. The salesman chased me down in the parking lot and said "Are you really going to throw away this deal over $200? $200 is pocket change!". I replied "Well, if it's pocket change, you pay it!" and kept walking. Over my shoulder I heard him yell "OK! Just come back".
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    And most importantly don't let your guard down in the finance office! Just because you've negotiated the price doesn't mean they won't try to screw you on the loan or the lease. READ THE CONTRACT BEFORE SIGNING!
  21. outlawphx
    I enjoyed a nice Coleman 6 person model (Clorine-less) last night
  22. outlawphx
    Ditto on what AggieDave said.
  23. outlawphx
    I thought this was a skydiving website? You should get a 1986 Honda Accord for 2k and spend the other 18k on jumping! I've got an '03 Camry V6, and I love it. I get 28mpg commuting in traffic, and it's built solid. 43k miles in 2.5 years, and no shakes, rattles, or any problems.
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    Here it is all packed up.