DrunkMonkey

A bit obscure a reference for a Monday morning... ??? And Karl Marx was right when he said:

Good intentioned-religious folk had a sentiment like that when they advocated a larger role in government in another country. The Country was Afghanistan. The "Well-intentioned Religious folk" became the Taliban. We all know what those "well-intentioned" people did to their country (and other countries) Not in my country, damn it. Religion in Government is a slippery slope to Theocracy, a slope I'm not willing to stand on..

Yeah, great news...Always good to see an anachronistic byproduct of McCarthyism/the Red Scare endure due to the efforts of the "Religious Right" (Which is neither)...[/sarcasm] Clicky! Edit for punctuation.

Duct tape it to the cieling.

Nah, I'd prefer to wash regularly and have a job that earns me lots of money while making this a better place to live... How exactly do lazy potheads contribute to the bettement of society? We can only use so much patchouli-scented useless crap... I always loved the stories of the huge numbers of arrests made by the Chicago Police Narcotics Unit in the parking lots surrounding whatever venue the Greatful Dead were playing in. Just because you're part of the so-called "counterculture" does not mean you're above narcotics laws..heh. If you dislike the laws, change them...Although I seriously doubt hippies can organize themselves enough to engage the legislative process...heh....

That would be Gunnery Sergeant Hartman...although the idea of Eric Cartman in a FMJ remake would be funny as hell...

Full Metal Jacket--it's full of quotable lines...

I'm anxiously awaiting his burial, so people will stop making Reagan seem like a god...Waiting for the media to move onto their next obscenity...

Kill Kittens? That's easy: at the city pound. Just use a shotgun with #3 Bird shot. They're in those little cages, so they cannot go very far....

I have several: -Remembering my promotion ceremony. -Touching the Ocean for the first time. -My first AFF jump. -Setting foot on foreign soil (the Bahamas in 2001) for the first time. -The smell of mountain air -The sun rising over Lake Michigan, while going 70 MPH on Lake Shore Drive -A cold Corona on a hot day ....The simple pleasures...

It would seem that TT is trying too hard to be a skygod, as shown in his childish attitude towards RW jumpers, his sense of immortality, and his unwillingness to learn. He's probably alienated a lot of his fellow jumpers. However, some jumpers will socially shun a jumper (in the hopes of chasing him off) instead of trying to help him. Since this is only a web board, we will probably never really know the full story... If he decides to stay in the sport, he'll hopefully start learning before he turns himself into a divot.

I agree with the following quote from none other than Eric Cartman:

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No fucking way...Too Creepy. I'm open-minded, but being that open-minded risks having my brains fall outta my ears...

Ragweed, pollen (grass, tree & Flower) Cats, dogs, mold, Cigarette smoke (why I'm a militant anti-smoking law proponent) and so on... The house I'm moving into is in Albuquerque--the Sandia mtns...rock lawn (no grass pollen), and desert climate. I'm hoping desert living will help ease this shite... I have no pets, nor did the previous occupant of the house I'm renting. Can anyone recommend a good HEPA filter? Will ask the MDG to give me Flonase, as much as I hate nasal sprays... Thx!

...It's time for another random Speaker's Corner Animal!! The Frilled Lizard Frilled Lizard Chlamydosaurus kingii Otherwise known as the ‘cloaked-lizard’, the Australian Frilled Lizard is truly a unique creature. Its spectacular frill is used for defence and communication. This distinctive reptile loves the sun and is a member of the dragon family, a sub-species of lizards. Like most lizards it is active during the day. The energy absorbed from the sun warms its body allowing it to feed and run quickly. Photo: Chris Banks (Melbourne Zoo) Adult Frilled Lizards vary in size and weight but are usually between 70-95cm in length (from head to tail). Their long, strong tail can measure up to 65cm alone. They can weigh up to 500gm. The diameter of the frill is 20-25cm, about the size of a small dinner plate! Breeding and Lifecycle The male Frilled Lizard performs an elaborate dance to attract a female. It is always the male who courts the female. For the female to make her interest known she will head bob and not run away, showing no aggression. Mating occurs around September. The male is extremely territorial and becomes aggressive towards other males or rivals. Eggs are fertilised internally. The female lays 8 to 23 eggs in the ground around November. The tiny eggs weigh 3-5 grams, compared to a chicken weighing about 60gm, they’re tiny! The eggs hatch in 8-12 weeks, usually in February. Young Frilled Lizards are fully independent as soon as they hatch. The lifespan of a Frilled Lizard in the wild is unknown. In captivity it is about 20 years. Habitat and Distribution Frilled Lizards can be found throughout northern and north western Australia. They favour tropical to warm temperate dry forests, woodlands and savanna woodlands, usually with an open shrubby or tussock grass understorey. This reptile chooses to dwell in trees. Using its long, slim front limbs and its strong hind legs it is able to stretch and move easily between branches. Frilled Lizards mostly live a solitary life, defending their territory against rivals. Diet The Frilled Lizard hunts in the trees for spiders and insects like cicadas. It goes to the ground looking for ants, small mammals and small lizards. Threats to Survival The main predators of the Frilled Lizard are birds of prey like eagles and owls, larger lizards, snakes and some mammals like dingoes and quolls. When it sees danger the Frilled Lizard slowly lowers itself onto the ground, relying on its natural body colours to act as camouflage. If the lizard feels threatened it will extend its legs, open its brightly coloured mouth and show its teeth. It erects the frill which looks like a scaly umbrella. This helps to make it look bigger. With a loud hissing sound, it will jump towards the threat. If the frill and hissing is not effective the Frilled Lizard will begin to thrash its tail repeatedly, whipping it against the ground. As a last resort, the lizard will make a sudden turn and run off on its hind legs to the nearest tree, climbing until finding safety. If it is forced to fight, the Frilled Lizard is able to deliver painful bites with its large canine teeth. While the Frilled Lizard is in no present danger of extinction, in the south eastern parts of its range it is diminishing in numbers. This is a result of land clearing, destruction of habitat and hunting by feral cats. http://www.arazpa.org.au/Education_FactSheets_FrilledLizard.htm

I lived in FL before...Was either the greatest place in the world, or hell on earth for allergy sufferers... Moving to NM, hoping the Desert is nicer on allergies...

[Mr. Buzzcut]KICK [Him] IN THE JIMMY!![/Mr. Buzzcut]

I had cats for the first 10 years of my life. Sister was declared asthmatic/allergic to cats. Remove cats, suddenly develop allergy to them. If I'm in a house/apt with a cat for more than a hour or so, I have to stick myself with an epinepherine autoinjector...

Dunno...we don't have many caissons in the AF...not too many horses to pull them either...

Once they drop him in the ground, the coverage will die down (pardon the pun). Then the media will move on to their next obscenity...

I'm sitting here, barely able to see, sinuses on fire, all because of my shitty genes. I pop 5 pills daily just to stay ahead of this hay fever, sometimes that doesn't even work. Shots did not do a damn thing... This is why the USAF refused to let my fly...fuck this sucks... I just hope that my new place in New Mexico will be better than KS when it comes to allergens...[/venting]

M-80. Jump plane. Deep Fryer.

Badger Badger Badger?

Bingo!.... So what if person X kills person Y because he thought he was an asshole, but person Y turns out to be gay? How presumptous of the courts to think they can read a person's mind. So it's extra illegal to kill a gay/black/whaever person just because of that attribute?? "Thought police-TENCH-HUT!!"