DrunkMonkey
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How much does aerodyne charge for a re-lining? Can a rigger do it instead of sending it to the manufacturer?
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Some Poignant Protest Lyrics for St. Patrick's Day
DrunkMonkey replied to a topic in Speakers Corner
The Dropkick Murphys do a great cover of the Workers' Song. -
build a Spudgun. Launch produce across large fields. Hilarity ensues.
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You forgot the need to sacrafice marzipan lemurs to the god Odin...
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We just got 5" of snow...In fucking New Mexico! WTF? Although, having learned to drive in Chicago winters, it was fun watching soccer moms put their Hummer H2s into the wall like Dale Earnhardt after a Dear John letter. Hell, I'm driving a RWD Mustang 5.0, and I made it to work on time and in one piece... I saw more SUV wrecks than any other vehicle... News flash: If you see 2" of standing slush on the road, take the car out of gear, take your foot off the gas, and hold onto the wheel with both hands. New Mexicans really don't know how to drive in the snow...
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That's what I was thinking... Shaddup and jump!
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HA! Vanilla rice milk....taste just like real boobie juice yes,....yes it does. Damn, dude, sampling some of your kid's lunch?
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The F-15 is scheduled to be phased out in favor of the F-22 Raptor, which is as deadly as the Sukhoi. The Lawn Dart (F-16) is to be replaced by the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter. We've got the ability to strike the airfields before the aircraft even get airborne. Believe me, some of the things the Raptor and the Joint Strike Fighter are able to do are staggering.
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Knockers Hoots "The Twins"
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Fucking perv is going to walk...
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What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets? It's red and orange and the caboose is filled with gerbils and ferrets. Is there any cheese on the train? You know cheese is sticky and slows the train down. So do Panama Canals. How much is the toll to ship 3 Emus, 4 Guinea Fowl, 7 chinchillas, and a case of beer thru the Panama Canal?
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I like mine launched across an airfield at night out of a lighter-fluid powered PVC spud gun.
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Solution: Vanilla Soymilk.
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Today's phrase is "Cat Butt." Repeat it.
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Recommend you at least get your "B." Big boogies sometimes discriminate against "A's".
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Someone across the office floor farted. I only heard it. Fortunately did not smell it.
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What color is it, and does the engineer have any pets?
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7 Kilograms.
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IIRC, You can still picket their houses, as long as it's on public property...
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My new parakeet...what should we name him??
DrunkMonkey replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Name it Cassowary. Animals live up to their names. Ya ever ride a horse named Diablo? They're always world class motherfuckers... -
after taiwan declares independence, do you really think it won't readdress the economical ties in place? A big part of this is "Saving Face." The PRC would sooner go to war than let Taiwan smash their (PRC's) dork in the door on the way out. A sucessful permanent secession would risk the further crumble of the CCP's hold on power. If the PRC does take Taiwan, I cannot wait to see the economic freefall that will then occur. Time to drop more $ in Oil and Defense stocks!
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In developmental testing of the reinforced concrete used in Nuke plants, the govt smashed an F-4 against a representative wall, at speeds far exceeding what a King Air could get up to. The wall held. Unless you've got something much bigger, I doubt the kamikaze scenario is realistic.
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My new parakeet...what should we name him??
DrunkMonkey replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Name options: Turkey Chicken Cat Pigeon Hamburger -
Watchdog2 seems to be a legend...in his own mind.
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I cannot wait for this guy to inadvertantly knock someone else...