DrunkMonkey

Dr. Kallend, I'm sure that Government thugs will see maybe a 40% survival rate when/if they try to collect the 200,000,000+ guns owned by law-abiding citizens.

Ben Frankin: Beer Brewer. Lawyer. Inventor/Engineer. Fat Guy. Politician. Patriot. Reputed Manwhore. $100 Bill Guy.

Go to the boneyard where the DoD keeps old aircraft. Steal an ECM pod. Strap ECM pod to car. Wire pod to work. Put ECM Pod on full combat power. All police radar guns will now spontaneously combust in the Trooper's hand.

I guess I'm odd because I have two pairs of Sorz (one clear, one dark smoke) for jumping, but my sunglasses are Ozzy/John Lennon circular lens/wire frames..

Large slabs of meat that require only 60sec in the microwave rule!

They paid for College before I went in, and made me an Officer. Was 17 when I decided, 18 when I went in. The Navy took 6 months to say no, the AF said yes inside of 6 weeks. The quality of life in the Army and Marines did not seem too good. [Edit] And I was not 6' tall, the minimum for the Coast Guard, so you can walk home after your boat sinks... I've done my 6, just waiting on my paperwork to clear the Pentagon so I can get out. -Capt Monkey

I'm looking to d/l some cool bluesy guitar, kinda like Chris Isaak. Any suggestions? Also, looking for some other good artists to search for mp3s of... Thx!

"Um, sorry Master Chief, I'm gonna be about 4 hours late to work. Cover for me..."

Nope, flatulent means farty. My wang is nice and functional. I hope your evening gets better. I suggest Shiner Bock.

Dude, booties rule--they're like power steering for RW.

Poor, flatulent, & bored.

Wow, Tammy Faye Bakker has her own breed of rabbit! Plenty of rabbit recipies on the web....

Where are the options for Wine Coolers, White Zin, Chablis, or some other wine in a box?

I don't like relish.

Still mad the Brits beat up on "su Armada invincible"?

Wow, Tammy Faye Bakker has her own breed of rabbit!

I'm moving out of a house that I've been renting in June. There are tranny fluid and oil stains on the concrete that I have not been able to get out with solvent and a wire brush. Any tips/advice to get these stains out? I'd like to get my security deposit back... Thx!

Dude...I wouldn't touch Camilla with a stolen prick...

Dunno, wank it or shag Camilla...tough choice.

Prince Charles is a Wanker.

You forgot point No, 9: I truly believe 1 to 8 will last forever. No matter what's happening in the world outside the US. As long as I believe the earth is flat, it is... it must be, as I strongly believe..I am the big believer so, what I said must be true....Period. Hmmm... [Tongue In Cheek] Point 1: I don't see the HMS Richard Branson coming over with intents to reestablish the Crown's hold on the Original 13+37... 2: See point 1. 3. The UK had to build an empire to establish a culinary skillset that did not only consist of "Meat" and "Boil". 4. I concede that we'll pay a lot more soon. Which is why I'm getting a hybrid when my Mustang dies. 5. get rid of widespread socialism then we'll chat 6. Germany tried to get more varied landscape...General Eisenhower & Co. said "Nope!" 7. I have never heard of $17 otter tix anywhere outside of the US.... 8: While we are importing some hotties from the former soviet republics, i still like a big-boobied Farm girl (and I grew up in a city of 5million+... So....

No worries, I saw uber hotties in just about every one I've been to also, but I guess I'm partial to those that aren't in the hunt for a green card...

1. I'm glad we told the UK to sod off in 1776. 2. I like the freedom to own a gun, drive a big car, and to say whatever the hell I want. (Note: I only do the third, just don't want some asshat telling me I cannot do the first two.) 3. "The Great Chefs of the UK/Ireland": Now There's a huge book. 4. Gas is not $7/gal yet, unlike Europe. 5. We work hard, versus having Big Brother take care of us. 6. Variety: New Mexico-Desert; Louisana-Swamp; Kansas-Grassland, etc. More change, more variety 7. Cheap jump tix 8. Hot women from the mixing of diffrerent cultures. Have you ever seen such hot women? So, no...I'm good in "The Colonies." Thx!

What dave says. Those symptoms scream "stroke."

Heh. Chernobyl Rabbit.