DrunkMonkey
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Wouldn't that be Your grammar still SUCKS No, suck is plural, referring to both "spelling and "grammar." Example: "That Guy Sucks!" (single subject,--> sucks) "Cats suck!" (multiple subjects/a group of individuals or a class,-->suck)
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"Fate" is not spelled "fait." And "Captain" is not spelled "captin" I should know, I am a Captain. Your spelling and grammar still suck.
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Invite Dr. Kallend to go shooting with you.
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The only time I have ever seen a Lamborghini on the road was in California... Oh yeah, nothing says 'rich impotent prick' better than a Lamborghini, and oh mama how I want one! Fixed it for you.
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Dude, do you have any idea how damn hard it is to read your posts, with your complete lack of punctuation, correct spelling, capitalization, and grammar???
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The sad fucking reality is that the US Govt was guilt-tripped (sued?) to force them to put watering stations in the border desert, because SOMEHOW it's the US's fault that these criminals are dropping dead from exposure/their own fucking stupidity/their crimes being ill-thought out. I say again: IF you want to come here, do it LEGALLY, or you're a FUCKING CRIMINAL.
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Sweet, I have the first song to d/l my mp3 of tonight! You Rule!
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Is that the Hawai'ian cover version?
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...Having the news so Schiavo-free. Soon this Pope thing will be over, and the newsies will revert to day-to-day obscenities, and the Relgious Right (a double misnomer) will revert to their previous task of trying to create the American Theocracy... (Damn I like the SC...)
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But of course some are calling it "racist"... Apparently being other than Caucasian alleviates the need to comply with US immigration laws... Where the fuck does it say you can waltz over the border ILLEGALLY and be entitled to services? I'm all for legal immigration, but I'm 100% against illegal immigration. Why, you ask? Because it's ILLEGAL, you fuckstick...
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S-a-r-d-u-c-c-i.
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Today on NPR: Why Canada is as good as it gets.
DrunkMonkey replied to AndyMan's topic in Speakers Corner
Too cold in Canada. I could only drive my jeep open-air for 3 months... -
Of top dozen or so, only 2 are Italian, and IIRC, they're the only caucasians. Diversity is on its way to Vatican City.
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Lemonade. I'm not up for booze tonight...
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http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
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Are you really more "free" if you live in the US?
DrunkMonkey replied to Newbie's topic in Speakers Corner
I like cantaloupe. -
Illinois Governor: Fill Contraception scripts
DrunkMonkey replied to ChasingBlueSky's topic in Speakers Corner
Overall, women ought to know before they schlep it to the druggist's that they'll get their pills. The Pharm's dogma is none of the consumer's concern, nor should it affect them. The Asshat in Milwaukee that started all this not only refused to fill the script, but refused to transfer it to someone who would. That is theft. He should have been arrested. If you are devoutly religious, find a pharmacy that doesn't stock the Pill. What if the pill is the only thing stopping a gal with Premenstrual Dysmorphic Disorder from killing her kids? How do these people feel about selling condoms or even antibiotics (which could be used to treat STDs), or hormones to a transsexual? FUCKING IDIOTS. -
Yet another groundbreaking story in this month's "DUH!" Magazine!!!
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Chickens around the world rejoy....no, they didn't...they just kept on doing chicken things. Stupid birds...
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I fart.
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I like my phone. It goes "ring-ring." No paying for cutesy ringtones. It came free with my cell plan. It has a monochromatic screen. I'm a cheapskate that way.
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We had a guy who could do a rooster crow perfectly. You wanted to throw something at him, but at least you got up early to jump.
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Did Mullins get out and yell at you like a whiny bitch for making him go around? I've heard he's very high strung and temperamental like that...
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Still says "Clinging to life..."
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"The Beer light is on!"