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Hermanito, I'm permanently in O-town. Tunnel sounds great. I know the beer places. Drop me a PM. Seems like we might have a bigger group jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, I'm always for cuddling with Pink Powerpuff Girls jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Are you implying that you have gone celibate and if USA stud #1 comes over to you and says: "Hello charming" you will kindly request that he f**k off? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This always interested me. Are people looking for potential permanent partners or just seeking to have some fun? Me socially disfunctional, me want to know. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Sure, as long as her legs are not hairy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well to add my two pesos, I must say that makeup on women generaly does not look good. It does not add beauty, quite to the contrary. A woman with makeup is like a plastic flower. Be natural, be yourselves but for Christ's sake shave your legs and armpits jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well multiple beers are a given. I am due to be muffed this weekend. A bunch of new people arrived at the DZ. Yesterday I had a blast tyrning points with two new guys. Last jump we did a tracking three way away from the clouds - it was FAST! Just cool. Saturday Boxman organized a 20 way - came out great. So it was all fun and games jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ohhhh! How can you say things like that! The tunnel is a natural cleanser. It sucks all dirt clean off of you. Besides even Ben Franklin took air baths jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

BEER, BEEEEEER. And Stacy - our bar might not have AC, but then again it does not have walls. One thing it has is the biggest beer sellection - you name it you got it. If I am satisfied, trust me you all will. I will not be seen dead next to a Bud or MGD or any other of that commercial crap!!! Of course that also is available for my less demanding brothers jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Clay! Back off! I took a shower on Easter Sunday. Enough is enough! Next available date is Christmas. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

MMMMMMMM. Feel social status rising. TequillaGirl and Sunshine want to come play with me. MMMMMMMM. Will have to wash car jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

OK, OK, you want a ticketm you got a ticket. So when r u coming? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Name place and time. Coming to the tunnel this friday? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Clay, Sunshine I can see you guys getting purple from envy.

Hey Andrea, how come I havent taken you out for a drink yet? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I wish not to upset our brothers from Sebastian and Deland, but in winter time ZHills flyes 7 days a week too. We also seem to jump for fun, not pure competition. We now have two Otters (red and green) and are awaiting third. When you are in Orlando let me know - I'll buy beer! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, there were more cars out there and more classics, but that generally is what it looked like, from Ground Level of course jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Greetings Earthlings! This weekend was fun, fun, fun. Started out on Friday. Had to wake up at 4:30 AM. Quite honestly it's a good time to go to sleep, but waking up at this ungodly hour is tough. The drive to ZHills was great though. I was going opposite to the morning traffic. I saw all these busy bees heading for their daily dose of paid slavery while I was going DIVING. What a great feeling. The morning coffee did not seem to wake me. I arrived at ZHills, collected Janine and Khan and we went to Doris' house to get her and the gear. From there we ventured on to Cristal River. Khan was doing his certification and I was basically doing my recurrency. We had three freshwater dives in Cristal Springs and Cristal River 75 minutes, 25 minutes and 65 minutes. At Cristal River we went into an underwater cave. Wow was I scared. The place was full of blue shell crabs, large and very agile. They were sitting on the sides of the chimney you had to dive down into the cave. I am arachnophobic, and so halfway down this narrow shaft I started hyperventilating and had a small panic attack. NOT good. I did get it under controll and survived, but it was scary. Friday night as usual a huge party at the DZ. The annoying thing was that at 2:00 AM a group arrived at the camping groung and started setting up their tents and grilling. The music and activity went on till 5:00 AM!!!. I was considering just walking over and shooting them, but decided against as I would have to dig shallow graves for them. Bad choice with al the mosquitos around. Saturday I had a problem waking up. I went to the rest room, took a piss and than I grabbed the paper towel dispenser handle and expected it to flush the toilet - when it did not happen I decided that a morning skydive would solve my problem. It certainly did. I had a really nasty line twist that sent me spinning all over the sky. I was just a split second from cutting away. I landed wide awake. Saturday evening a whole group of us went to eat Italian -mmmmmmmm, yummy. Later on another party at the DZ. Sunday - great jumping with new guys. In the morning at breakfeast we noticed a bunch of Porsches entering the closed runway where they usually have car shows. After opening on the first jump I looked down and saw at least 60 of these noble machines. Guess where I am landing I thought. I turned around and went for a perfect demo landing. I slid in on my shoes across the still wet morning grass to the applause of the crowd. What an ego trip!!!. At the end of the day Big Chris had a total main canopy malfunction cutaway above the airport. So we went to look for his canopy and freebag. Standing on the back of a Toyota truck with a Sam Adams in my hand observing the sunset - life does not get much better. Enclosed water diving pictures of yours truly jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I am telling you come down to Florida. ZHills is cranking up, hotels are plentiful and the weather is great. You need any help down here, let me know! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude that was a really deep beep. Besides nothing beats a body hardened by tough northern winters and then burnt by southern summers. Flogged by the elements. Mind sharpened by years of escaping the perrils of the corporate jungle, yet body conditioned by bar fights. I shall emerge from the fog to rescue the dove from you circus midgets and sail away into the sunset holding her in my strong arms (neet to eat more shrooms) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Look at that & I gave up all hope. Dear, my body is all yours. Just let me know and I shall deliver it to your liking I am going diving tomorrow to firm up my muscletone and make myself all smoth and shiny for you. I will also purchase really tight jeans and grow sideburns, so I can in a really beep voice say: Hullo BaBY jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

BEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR! And as we know beer establishmnts usually sport scantly clad mamasitas. The dove probably dumped us for sime whuffo with a Merc jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I'm on the Mexican radio, I'm on the Mexican whohoo, radioooo! No I actually think Galen stole the dove. But that's ok. We fly together at the same DZ so chances are he wil bring he with. As I am a true anarchocommunist I believe that women should be shared. See, I'm not greedy. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Watch it the boy is from south of the border. You will need to sponsor him into the country etc. Why not settle for domestic, me - Pennsylvania Oak. Pittsburgh Steel. Solid as a rock. Tough as a horse. Horny as a well grown buffalo. If you think, you think of sex, wait for me. My mind is constantly in the gutter. My thoughts are haryer than an aboriginee's ass. I can make the groung shake for you baby I can give you half an hour on the tower of power jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Herr von Novak: Spending a few days in 2G might not only take off a bit of the love handles but it surely would severely damage your spine. Zat eez zee truf! Jawohl! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275