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DISSSAGRE: everyonr id perfect in freefall!!!!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude, what can I say. Don't do it!!!. Trust me I know what I am saying. And by the way, guns are cheap, life (if you are to spend it in prison) is not. Follow my instructions - live a long life. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ummm...Sounds like you've done this before. Me? Naaaah!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

ohmigod, skybytch u r a pain it the ass but for crying out loud DO NOT JUMP A ROUND at least I want to try to humiliate you with my radiating personality. DO NOT DIE BEFORE!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So I went to Harvey's bistro, and then to d'vinr and I wound up at Tabu's where the techno was awsome and the boozew was cheap, so how much did yens guys drink tonightski? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Aaaaw, come on, just shoot the bastard. You can find a crash course on how to do it in the "have you ever legally killed somebody" thread! Good luck, tell us how you liked it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

(hurting and heartbroken) I would take you there, but you said I live to far down I-95. (Not to mention that my corporate jet has a cracked window and is decompressing at altitude, so Lake Tahoe is out) So I'll just have to go to my local lakefront tavern here in Orlando. Damn, the stars are out again, it's warm, delicate wind, the babes will be scantly clad - I think I'll have fun jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well not to diminish your hubbie's valors but anybody can drive a fast plane, just as anybody can drive a fast car. An aeroplane goes up and down, you got your controls, it's a little more comlex than driving a car but not more complicated than driving a semi trailer. Now skydiving is easy. Nothing to it. You just have to step out of the said aeroplane. At 13,500 feet..... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well yes, specially if the lady of the house invites the lady from the house across the street when the man of the house across the street is on business trip. And then they can dress only in skimpy mads aprons with nothing underneath and to the joy of the returning husband scratch each others fannies with feather dusters jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I am not a great fan of making fun of old helpless people, but the comparisons that the dude made are a bit far reaching. There was no bodily harm done here. So I would say, ignore him, don't start a discussion. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well how about working manifest at the DZ. Or at the food concession. Or as a TA at your college. Or at your local book store. Or as a researcher at a law firm. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yo, heads up. There are a trillion other jobs. Close to that one: National Park Ranger - it is still law enforcement, yet you are out in the nature with the critters. Whatcha think of that? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I said the trunk, not the back seat (Mr. Wolf) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

See, would it not be faster, easier and better to admitt your guilt right away? This way the FBI will not have to take 16 weeks. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ok, this is what you do: If you carry a gun for self defense make sure you loaded the clip while wearing gloves Loand the gun with soft nose ammo (ex. black talon) so that it disintegrates on impact Try to retreive the shells after you fired (if possible) Have a tarp and an entrenching tool in the runk of your car Load the body into the trunk but remember to wrap it in the tarp beforehand Go to the remotest forrest you know (make sure they don'y intend to build a highway there) Dig a grave at least 8 feet deep Interr the body, remove the tarp though, so that little worms can do their job Cover up your digging by throwing leaves and branches over it Desrtoy the gun and the shells. Field strip the gun, smash it up with a hammer, dispose of every part in a different place Burn all cloving you had on as well as the tarp Dispose of the entrenching tool Wash your body thoroughly, specially under fingernails. Make sure no blod of gunpowder is left on you Wash out your trunk. Go through it with a toothbrush. Go home, have a beer, enjoy the evening watching the original Godfather jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

But dear, only by your invitation. Plus I need to bask in the glorious rays of at least three beauties jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well let's meet half way at a romantic setting where I Professor Evilthoughts will be reunited with my Powerpuff girls. And so that we get no interference from metalic individuals you can call me Charlie my dear Angels jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I'm asking when. I'm waiting. I have the skydiving weather and two supper otters. So, come to Papa... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey, Powerpuffs I am a multi tallented man. I will accomodate you.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well how about Tequilla and chilli marrinated beef + all that comes along with a nice Barolo? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Uhm...Houston....you got a problem.....I might actually do it. I just perfected a new sauce to grill Mahi Mahi with - honey with crushes unsalted peanuts and fresh ginger. A nice Gavi or Greco should go perfectly with it jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

TG I owe you a big bottle of T for this one. Too funny.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well sometimes it is fun, but cooking for more is much better, as the more the merrier jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Damn emancipation. Though it would be fine to have a bread earner. Hey Skycat, I'll do all you need, just come out here and earn a buck for me. And I must add I'm a pretty decent cook. (Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian and California neuvelle cuisinne) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well but at least the skydiver chicks give you compassion when you pound into the ground (have perfected a devious method of PLFing that looks like a carve-in but is harmless) and give you excellent back rubs thereafter! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275