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LMAO!!! Bad, bad people, taking advantage of a hung over individual. I treated my fingernails with rubbing alcohol and than with a Leatherman tool blade. The scary part was eating dinner in Georgia. It was a Mom&Pop shop and the Good ol' boyz were giving me some dirty looks. Had loads of fun man. I have to come more often to jump at St. George! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Coming back to my previous (look: Beware!!!) post. The Harvest Moon boogie ROCKED. Quatorze is right: Lew is a tall gal. The hosting crew are great people. The rodrigues initiation: well what can I say - if it were not for the fact we were on the altar in front of the crowd - Amber, shiver me timbers!! The fact that the weather and fireants (I look like a small pox victim) had their way with us does not matter. All you who missed it be sorry! Summary in four words: IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Me? Snobish? Naaaaaah!!! (whispering) I made the boogie video, I made the boogie video, I made the boogie.... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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My looks My witts My radiant personality The multitude of my tallents The fact that (I am being told) I made the Harvest Moon Boogie video while passed out on the couch jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Words of wisedom spoken!!! The only pressure is from within. And quite true, the DZ bar has slightly different standards of behaviour than the Sunday School. As a matter of fact I would preffer to keep it that way. Lewd activities - you mean the public sodomy, intercourse with animals, biting chicken heads of, women with wips wearing latex underwear, smell of sulphur, public exposure, Satan worshiping or other? Anyway before entering a DZ bar remember to done your goat leggings! Oh, did I forget to mention that there is alcohols served at the bar? Repent, repent, repeeeeee........! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You judge me harsh Clay! I would never leave a woman to you. That is why I leave the beer to you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I drink, and occasionally get wasted. Done many stupid things while drunk. Done many more stupid things while sober. There is no peer pressure. People don't force you to drink. More and more often I decide not to drink on a Saturday night at the DZ. I have great fun hanging around people, while I drink pop or water. Its OK not to drink. Nobody will force me to drink if I don't feel like having a drink. It's all in your head. Be a master of yourself, don't let booze rule your world. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh, you fucking asshole I nearly shit myself jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I would, but its sorta' messy. They got my fingertips too jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Friends are a great thing to have. I fell asleep on the couch in the Blue Sky Adventures hangar at Harvest Moon yesterday. When I woke up I had blue, orange, red and purple nail polish on my right hand. Note to all who don't know - rubbing alcohol can be used as remover. I'm working on it right now jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Willhelm Bosch by all means. If he had a chance, he would have been a skydiver! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Bad, bad girl jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm off to Harvest Moon in a very short while. I purchased an inflatable dolphin with two handles and will jump on/under/with it. So if you see a stormy rider on a dolphin full of vengance it's MEEEEEEEEEEE....... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ughhh, you hung out with Aeroflot flight attendants and Circus Midgets in front of Planet Hollywood on the "Champs Eeelisees". Bad, bad, bad....... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Erno, not bad thinking! How about organizing a field trip....to the nearest alternative DZ. Have fun, stay current, Incentivize the Pietermaritzburg crew to get their act together. Huh....3 weeks....you can build a plane in that long jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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(All you fine Irish people out there, SORRY, that's how I heard the joke, insert nationality at will) Paddy goes to a whore house with only $1. The Madam looks at him and politelt say that for one dollar he can do it to himself. So Paddy goes away and returns after a few minutes. The Madam is astonished and ask him what he wants now. Well its all done - says Paddy - who do I pay the $1 to? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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When I had an office (unemployed now) I had a couple of hand grenades to fend of the fuckfaces who wanted to know what I was doing over the weekend! Never make friends at work! Bunch of backstabbing, trecherous, middle class dickheads - wherever you go!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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coke obviously - snorted through the nose or rubbed in your gums jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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evidence? what evidevce? it was not me! it was my neighbour jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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What can I say? I write with my left hand, I write with my right hand - I'm amphybious! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK, I know But then again she was a BAD girl jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No Clay, going to church as a child does not make you a christian. I am evil, that does not make me Satan. Lets do drugs and be merry! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Smocking crack gives you a good whack, smoking weed is a good deed, smoking pot makes you hot, heroin is a good smoke, do it when not on coke, drugs will make you strong and wise, take them daily I advise! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I know I am too far down the I-95 and all (jraf wipes tear off) but lots of sunshine to you anyway. Smile Babe Smile! Head Smile Nazi jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Funny auction at ebay: Sky Diving Parachute Rectangular W/Chambers
jraf replied to bivar's topic in The Bonfire
jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275