jraf

Packers are rodents Skydivers are worthless shit jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yoshi, my little yellow friend: That is about the stupidest idea I have heard in a lot of time! Has wind in freefall blown your brains away, or was it all the beer. By going professional in skydiving you: Make it a way of earning a living You are forced to jump Will be chasing people soliciting your skydiving services Enter the inter-company politics of a DZ Will have to have several jobs cause just instucting wont cut it Hence will have to work for a parachute manufacturer People like me will be complaining about your services and maybe giving you tips ($) if you are nice You will be bitching about skydivers like me who are moody Every 5th tandem passanger will vomit/urinate on you Will be wearing Vans shoes for the rest of your life Will be living in a trailer park Skydive for fun. Earn your money elswhere. Work and fun rarely mix!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I know, I know - it's all about me and similar bull shit, but at ZHills we at least go and pick each other up. Nobody walks! What kind of a crowd are you guys? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Portugal, South Carolina - just of I-95 jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Probably an Otter. They have bulkheads so sometimes you don't see if someone is riding shotgun. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Would have to touch, lick and bite them in order to give you an expert oppinion jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I Know jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

YeeeeeepeeeeeeIIIIIIAAAAAyEEEEEEEpeeeeeeeIIIIIooooooo, I am off to the wind tunnel and to jumps all weekend. Have a great weekend dudes and dudettes jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

It is easy to make the comparison, yet I have to disagree with you. The circumstances were different Times were different The Spanish republicans never were aggressive towards the US Many fine people went and fought for the Spanish republican forces. Franco, being a very controversial figure, most probably saved Spain from sovietisation, that's true. I don't think you want to call Hemingway a traitor though jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Tobbacco companies are evil. They sell you shit, knowing it's shit yet they advertize it as something you can have fun with. Actually when you smoke your skin turns gray, your lungs turn black, you stink and are unhealthy. Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. I started smoking in high school when I was 14 and quit when I was 24. Till this day I ask myself why I smoked. I think I thought it was cool. Well guess what - IT AIN'T!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

OK, so here is my story of murder. After living for 8 years in Eastern Europe you have quite a collection Hit a deer with a Peugeot 205. Font end gone, deer fell apart (I think I was doing like 120 mph in a forrest at night) A nice gentleman jumped on the hood of my Audi A4. Bastard damaged the whole front end but wound up with a concussion and overall bruises and lacerations. Downtown Warsaw, Poland in rush hour he just jumped from behind a moving bus. There was nowhere for me to go. Hit a black dog at night with a Renault Laguna. Front end gone, engine fell apart, last thing that went through the dogs mind was it's ass Hit a dog with a Toyota Camry - believe it or not radiator was all bent but functioned for another year. I love what you do to me Toyota! A suicidal cat ran under my Land Rover Freelander. Freelander 1 - Cat 0 Many, many ducks and chickens (sorry skygal3) that freely roam the roads in the villages. Thank goodness a Land Rover Discovery has high suspension and huge tiers. The critters usually wound up very flat. So in the good tradition of fighter pilots I have all my trophies depicted on my car door. The little human always amazes people jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

LMAO Deuce you are a classic - "fat people screaming" Love that, will use it as one of my standard quotes jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

> > THE European Commission has just announced an > > agreement whereby English will be the official > > language of the European Union rather than > > German, which was the other possibility. > > > >As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty"s > > Government conceded that English spelling had > > some room for improvement and has accepted a > > five-year phase-in plan that would become known > > as "Euro-English". > > > >In the first year, "s" will replace the soft > > "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants > > jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in > > favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, > > and keyboards kan have one less letter. > > > >There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the > > sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be > > replaced with "f". This will make words like > > fotograf 20% shorter. > > > >In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new > > spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where > > more komplikated changes are possible. > > Governments will enkourage the removal of double > > letters which have always ben a deterent to > > akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the > > horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is > > disgrasful and it should go away. > > > >By the fourth yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps > >such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". > > > > > >During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be > > dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz > > fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. > > Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun > > vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of > > a united urop vil finali kum tru. > > > >Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

TG I neec compassion today. I am hung over. You should come, and give me aspirin and water and tuck me in and hug me and tell me it will all be better. Food can wait. Compassion is a must jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ferchristsake, Clay, and I was counting on you. Its all retired people from NY out here. I though you guy have some Southern Peaches - would love to eat them you know jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Haha! What did you imbibe on last night TG? I had Beck's bier (6 I think) and a bunch of Red Bulls with Absolut. Yooodeeeellleeeeehiiiihoooooo! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Zenmeister, you and I need a serious talk jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Clay you are a friend!!! One of these days I shall buy you a beer. And I will bring sheep with me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Peter: This is not rude, this is friendly advice: Do not try to win the Darwin award - other people will do it for you Do not give the Norwegians another reason to make Sweeedish jokes Last but not least, there is a multitude of sluts in the world. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Kerry, you know why I will not describe my first freefall now, but I am soooooo happy you posted this! Congrats!!! And when you get your Pulitzer I want at least a good dinner in this restaurant with crystal mirrors in Central Park. (Damn, the dinner might be more expensive than the money they give you for the Pulitzer - theu have got Petrus there, you know) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

LMAO Phil, you are a bad, bad person jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

tanx for stating that. Most if my fans are sond asleep now. But THEY know me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So do you guys think I am annoying? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

|Ich esse gerne Bratwurst, bloss nicht deins! Ist mir egal wie dein Beidel heisst. Steck den in die Hose (fals Du so was hast) und sei vernuenftig danach jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Damn Erno it's too early for you to wake up. I feel very uneasy thinking thatg you are so close to the Norwegian lesbians who feed me grapes and know how to sing.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275