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  1. LMAO,LMAO, LMAO Kerry, you are a true diamond!!! I am tempted to make a metaphor but I shall refrain as I do mean it. My favourite is Fathers chasing their children with power tools jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Good, Goooood, Gooooooooooood LUCK Babe!!!!!!!! And remember me when they throw me into the slammer in your county, please? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Man, who does your girlfriend give blowjobs to, that you would not kiss her afterwords? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. Dude, no offence. This was not meant to aggrevate. What I meant is that I will hang out with gays, straight people, rich people, poor people etc. as long as they are decent people jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  5. That's cool. As I said I'm socially disabled. I don't know how to be politically correct. I don't know how to flirt. I'm very friendly to everybody except of those to whom I am not very friendly - so I just want to understand how people function jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Only a fool would not change things given the chance to change them. anything that is good may be better! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Who cares!!! This sport is anyway total chaos, mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together. Gay, stray, straight, black or white as long as you don't impose I don't care jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Someone call my name?
  9. Qvite rayt Herr von Novak. Now Thorium is what I really like. It all comes down to the runic symblos and the damnation of Gods. I am therefore sitting in my secret mad laboratory and to the tune of Wagnerian operas I am creating Ragnaruek - Thor's Hammer. Beware whuffos, bwahahahahahahaha..... . Seriuosly now. Bill is right, and as I mentined previously what we have in the US is not to be worried about. It is open knowledge by now that Russia has no nuclear waste storage program. Most of the reactors from Russian nuclear subs wind up in the White Sea. Security on Russian nuclear programs is a joke. That is what would worry me. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. It can not be helped and it is not a time to be paranoid about it. You and I can go to a building bepot and a chemical store tomorrow and build something to wipe out a few city blocks. Tom Clancy wrote about it but thats no revelation. Tom Clancy wrote about an areial attack on the US a few years ago. Should I want to be worried I would be concerned about the abundance of weapons grade radioactive materials that disappeared from the former Soviet Union - that is still going on, but let's not engage rent-a-cops in that. The CIA is well informed, well equiped and well funded for these purposses. Amen! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  11. With all due respect I think you are mixing the concept of X-ray with chomotherapy. If kids played with ingredients of chemotherapy one can expect them to be dead as a stone - that stuff is not health food jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  12. (Jraf extracting foot from mouth) Well, that lille' ol' piece of information was not previously shared with me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Man, you scared the gajeebers out of me. I thought they went though my basement and found my laundry. It definitely is radioactive by now jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Still have some Ben&Jerry's frozen yoghurt and a small bucket of Concession Obsession ice cream. Friends took me out to dinner last night so I had something else to eat. But since I finished the last OJ I am drinking lots of healthy freshly brewed green tea. I have a ton of it at home jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  15. Word of serious advice: The landing is much faster, the stall characteristics are different. PLF if you are in any doubt. I forgot three weeks ago = torn rotator cup of my left shoulder - hurts as hell. The Sabre is a great canopy (I fly a Sabre II 190 - 1:1 load) but going down from a 215 to a 170 is one hell of a downsize. Have fun, but be carefull. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. NO, NOOO, NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Pleeeeeeas don't talk about all this.........Oh, oh.....Now you made me do it.......buuurrrrrp......I just finished a huge slice of my leftover Blackforrest Chocolate Cake......buuurrrrp....oh no!!!! there is one more piece left!!! buuurrrrrp!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. jraf

    BEER

    Looks like the ship from Belgium arrived. Personally I am not a great fan of Trappiste brews, but that's only my own taste. When it comes to sweeter beers I preffer the German Steinbier. As according to the Beer purity law (Rheinheitsgebot) of 1516 no outside sugar ma be added to beer, red hot stones are cast into the wats to collect caramel extracted by the extreme temperature of the stone. These caramel covered stones are then put into the curing tanks and the beer's own natural sugar dissolves in the godly liquid. German stone = Stein, hence Steinbier. My all time favourites are English live bitters. Often served in small coutryside pubs where the smell of chicken shit and fresh soil has reigned for centuries. Served with a hearty meat pie and accompanied by excellent conversation. Gotta love it! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. (Caveat: all you fine Europeans, please don't be offended. This is all fun and games) What about the "DZ slut from Europe" sex doll and game. You can enjoy her with your friends. The game requires you to give her a piece of skydiving equipment as you pass her on to your buddy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. jraf

    BEER

    Poor deprived children! It takes a true drunk to tell you all you are missing. I could start describing the fine beers I love and drink but it would take out the DZ.com server. And thanks to all gods and deities for bringing the fine art of microbrewing back to our country. Now on can without doubt say that we are the land of worst but also of the best beers in the world (down with Anheuser-Busch) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. Lucky bugger. Now I you got me all jealous. Yeah, the woman from out of town syndrom. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  21. Do you think people get desperate for a relationship? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  22. Kerry, are you implying I should refrain from drinking my live bitter beers? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. jraf

    Paintball Tips

    Paintball is FUN. I was shot in the head twice at a distance of less than 10 feet. Straight in the forehead - I flrw back about 3 feet from the impact. I saw all stars. Getting hit hurts, but it's fun. I would not get overly clad. Wear heavy work boots - boosts your ego. I usually wear army BDU pants and a T-shirt. Sure you have bruises, but so what. Getting hit in the butt hurts the most When in sniper position use natural ground charachteristics to help you. Be patient. Wait for a perfect shot. Have great fun!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. Ok, ok, when it comes to Powerouff Girls I can be colorblind jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. (In theatrically dramatic voice) Ha, frail creature! Try not to compare yourself to the mightyest cook among skydivers. Rest of the relationship according to your description is possible aside for foot kissing. But not for you, the Pink Powerepuff awaits, wheeeeeeee.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275