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Well who do you buy your cocaine from then? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

HEY, NO FUCKING ADVERTIZING!!!!!. What do you work for GM or what. Push this junk somewhere else!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, at least I remember my name is Raf...and I never was good at math jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Sorry, a whole bunch of misdesigned plastic with a crappy engine and even worse suspension. Not worth the money. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I believe it is no less than pimpematic, acrobatic, subcellestial, superterral love. freedom to your body and soul. free love reigning all over again. rays of light coming from above all pink and green and blue and purple. warm vanilla scented air hitting your face. bodies touching each other, brother with sister, sister with brother. hands intwined with legs and necks. butterflies in our hair, breath drawn from a water pipe. feeling warm about each neighbour. with your nose a little runny, smelling roses of white powder. am i you or are you me. vision blurred by russian grain, yet willing to smoke the amsterdam vapor. do i care about a rolls royce? no i still have a goddamn choice jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude, I'm always looking for people who want to do things like that! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Not entirely legal. The main entrance (PIC A) is for tourists and you can drive up to it and look from outside. Had to find one of the distroyed bunkers (PIC B) get down and find ventilation shaft (PIC C). I did not take many pictures underneath. The reason it is closed is that it is a National Bat Reservation. You have hundreds of thousands of bats there. So everybody who goes down has an understanding that you don't disturb the bats. I spent 2 full day below ground walking the corridors. There is an underground railway, power stations, army barracks, crapers that still work, water supply, ammo storage just the works. And you know what darkness is when you turn your light off! Pitch black. Nothing!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Sure, but they did not have the big hair '70s style airline hostess babes casting them out of a plane. Well that is what I am currently working on. Imagine a golf cart with a psycodelic paint jobs. The three big hair '70s style airline hostess babes driving me to the Otter and leading me in. While climbing to altiture they take care of me and feed me grapes. Then at 13,500 one of them shows boobs to the pilot as a result of which we go to 15,500. Then they tell everyone to make way. They carry me to the door. They throw me out, after which they dive behind me. We do an awesome 4 way - me and the three big hair '70s style airline hostess babes. As our canopies open rose petals are strayed into the wind. Groovy baby! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

My name is RAF and I am an asshole!

Guys, guys - Lorens du Plessis is on the board of the Johannesburg Skydiving Club (seriously). It is a coup of crazed right wing skydivers! Just like in "Reign of Fire" they will (while in freefall) cast a net on the President of South Africa and escape with him to their HQ in a hot air baloon. There they will make him clean their jump suits after every weekend of skydiving. And in order to humiliate him they will keep landing in Rhino shit (sorry rhino). I have uncovered the plot! I am a fucking genious - I should be a general!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes, but in Norway for $6 a beer I can get Norwegian lesbians who know how to sing to feed me grapes jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This from a guy who lives in Georgia... the word "cracker" comes to mind. Really, Clay. You oughta come out here sometime and let me show you "my" California. There are a lot of beautiful places and a lot of really cool people here. LA assholes and SF weirdos aren't all there is to California, just like white robes and burning crosses aren't all there is to Georgia. Yeeeeehaaaw! Clay, you got 'em "Yosemeetee Sam - Back Off" mudflaps on your Chevy Truck like I do? How about the gun rack. You pack a loaded .45 in your glove compartment? Us Southern Boys otta' stick together jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

First off need to say that Muff Bro 65 is the good spirit of ZHills. Hey Asshole! Muff, muff, muff Not much of an experience in skydiving but great experience with people! Let all those who are not mentioned not be offended. Sally Hathaway - for training me not to kill myself on my first skydive, for teaching me loads, for graduating me on my AFF Eric Hildebrand - for being my primary AFF JM. For all the precious advice. For becoming a friend Tony Hathaway - for scaring the shit out of me as my secondary JM. I would have jumped even without a rig, having Tony look at me from behind the dark glasses. Paul Megher - humility, humility, humility Oren Kalb - coach, buddy, spotted me on my low hop'n'pop minutes after Joe carved into the ground - I was scared beyond imagination Petersburg Igor - (Spasibo!) coach, taugh me how to smile in the air TK Hayes - I know how to land in the spot I want to land Pip Redvers - what can I say - Pip just wanders around and slips an advice or two. Invaluable, brilliant and conveyed in a simple fashion. Judy Redvers - as above Dewey - the dude who taught me about canopy contol and rear risers - the ultimate Parachitist Boxman - you are a great coachKhan Hildebrand (no relation to the instructor who insists on being called Eric) and Steve for not giving up and finally teaching me how to pack.Janine and Geene - they know why The whole ZHills Bomb Squad crowd. They know I'm a greenhorn. They advise me, tell me what not to do, keep up with my loud mouth etc. Last but not least Ed Ganley of Pittsburgh Skydive - humility, humility, humility jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

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OCCUPATIONS? Well personally I believe the German occupation of France was the best thing that happened You did your tandem and wan't to go AFF. Take this good advice. Kiss your occupation goodby! First you start skydiving, then you start talking about it at work, then you get fired, then you seriously start skydiving! Think how you want to support yourself NOW! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Clay, repent! Why do you call him a criminal??? He was just catering to the needs of the local community. It's all about economics of life. There is demand so he was just providing the supply. Not like he poisoned anybody jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I generally agree with justin and zennie. Here are my $.02 rhino has said that a lawsuit might be a way of dealing with the family's pain, a way of closing the incident. I think that is quite the opposite. That is a method of dragging the issue out for perpetuity. If you want to get over it, shut the coffin, pour the dirt and GO HOME! Law suits are to a great extent a way of making money. Our legal system, though great as a concept, has in my oppinion changed to a travesty of what was intended. So the family is greiving, but that does not let them forget about cashing in on the tragedy. Sorry for being harsh, but that is the way I see it. I was not there to see it, that is a fact. The FAA is a vicious organization and would not anything malicious get away, that also is a fact. FAA considers this an accident. Whatever has happened there must have been an accident. End of story. The kid walked into the path of flight of a helicopter and is dead. Nice and cool as he might have been, obviously at that particular (hence last) moment of his life he shut his brain off. I have seen it happen. I have seen a man clean a working die cast press. I have seen his hand get pulled into the machine. I was the one to hit the red STOP button. There was a huge sign in front of the operators face that said: NEVER CLEAN THE MACHINE WHILE IN OPERATION. Unknown are the ways of the human mind. It is true that the family might be required to sue in order to get insurance money. That however is a way of cashing in on the tragedy. If they wanted to forget, or close the whole thing they would not have done it. They would have said: OK, in the loving memory of our son/brother we shall pass this one over In the end it is all about choices. The family has the right to sue. They also have the right not to sue. If they were really grieving.... . Well who am I to judge. Should anything happen to me in this sport, I know my brothers would be grief struck. I also know that they would consider it an insult to my memmory to go into litigation over it. Have a nice day everybody! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Jumpers sueing jumpers should be exclude from the community. The Bytch is entirely right. We all know the risks. Mistakes here can (and probably will) be terminal. Unless there is malice sueing is immoral. But if there is malice, it turns into a criminal investigation. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yeah, and the best one (LMAO) is "the parachute has to be folded in straight lines - so there are no twists (LMAO). Were they on acid, or just shrooms (LMAO) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

LMAO. Man, you made my day jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dengopher you old fart Happy Birthday (said the 34 year old) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

LMAO. In my case I met one of the other four jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I wonder. If I go to a Korean restaurant and eat a dog that was a police dog obducted from a K9 unit by villans, am I a cannibal? If I am stopped by a K9 unit should I adress the dog as Osifer Hackelbery What if Osifer Hackelbery starts sniffing my crotch - can I accuse the four legged lech of sexual abuse? Since Osifer Hackelbery is not wearing his trousers should I not conduct a citizens arrest and retain him for public exposure? What if Osifer Hackelbery starts screwing a passing she dog? Is that rape? How do we know that the she dog is of age and there is no statutory rape involved? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

That would make Joe Jennings a paratrooper from the Albanian Aromred Bicycle brigade. You can not escape logic! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ha, frail souls, you actually care about your hair. I tell my stylist to cut it uneven, to make it look messy. Oh, you bougeois members of the rotten middle class. Attached to your keyboards Sky Hippie#1 jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275