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Smoking weed is a good deed, smoking grass will save your ass. I assume the controlled substance laws in Mozambique are......loosely enforced if at all. What container did you use? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No Clay, rest assured I alternate my loads in such a manner that I also skip the pleasure jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Now Stacy, hold on. Tropical jumping = ZHills. Reasons: Out bar has no walls, just a leaky roof You will be bitten by every kind of tropical insect and might even contract West Nile Life at the DZ is a constant orgy with people serving you exotic drinks with little umbrellas in them wether you want them or not We have Naked Man We have Spanish speaking instructors El Gringo Numero Uno (Me) hangs out there all the time jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Man! I'm eating!!!!. You REALLY, and I mean REALLY need to jump! Go do a tandem. Yesterday the leg pictures (I was eating dinner) today the sick jokes (I am eating lunch). P-leeease, someone get him to do a tandem!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hon, I ain't affraid of cars - I've been exposed to more manic driving than I care to remember. Mmmmmmmm...I've never been to Sooth Afrika. Read Churchill's memoirs about the 1899 -1900 war though. Must have changed quite a bit since then. After all US$1=Rand 10.5 now. What has the world come to. Anyway, OK, I've started packing jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well, that sounds reasonable. I fit all above. Well almost - I'm 85% bad boy, take it or leave it jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK, OK, we can drop the Master thing, but you pick me up from the airport. Done deal? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oh you poor unknowing, unsuspecting, fine young man. If you take all the pretty one, THEY will take you for all you're worth. The car, the house, the dog, the TV set! As the song goes: If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, take an ugly girl to be your wife And as to music - hermanito, frigo - you would enjoy Tampa Classic Rock 103.5. No, I am not in the advertizing business - I'm unemployed, so don'y tell me you can't be here in Winter cause you work jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Clay, you read my mind. Yes, bring your women with you. We will warm them up for you while you jump (I feel my asshole status climbing - Muff, Muff, Muff) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I think it was Nietzsche who said: Seit hart, seit bereit! Well what can I say - if you don't like Nietzsche, coooooooooome to Flooooooorida! Sunny sky, the lakes, the Gulf, the Ocean. Dropzones every 45 minutes of driving time. Most of them turbine in the "Winter time" Winter time - read: no clouds, temperature in the 70's to 80's, Corona beers, camp fires, Latin music, country music and if you wish there is plenty of techno. Plam trees, armadillos, turtles, blond babes and jumping, jumping, jumping. Sundet load will take you to 15,000+. So screw screw the sauna, birch wood forest, salt on the roads, gray sky during the 3 hours of daylight you have, dripping noses, raindeer and Lapland - come to where the sun is (I know, I am an asshole - Muff, Muff, Muff) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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And it's a Diesel powered bike! Why can I not get a simple Td5 Diesel engine for my Land Rover. Why do I have to live with this V8 monstrosity that gives me 9mpg. Why do we have to be so wasteful in this country? I want my Diesel engine!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Jeeeeeez.....seems like I'll have to make a trip to Sooth Afrika. I'm OK with that though, I like travelling. You will just have to: Cherish me Love me Advertize my wisdom and warm personality Show me continuous affection Look at me with undieing love in your eyes Purrrrrr...when you wake up next to me Call me....Master?....form time to time.....please? Oh, nearly forgot - you will have to jump with me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Pop...went my dinner jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yes my man, I have insanely fallen in love with....a $1,000,000 (wan meeeeelion dollarz) and I am pretty sure we never will be together jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I fully agree. We can not live our skydiving lives according to the corporate"dog eat dog and I'll cover my ass, fuck you very much" model. Stories of "buy you a beer but generally fuck you" scare me. That is the reason why I left corporate America. According to this attitude if our illustrous friend carves into the ground, I'll just call an ambulance and have a beer thinking "Buddy you are on your own" Sorry, but I don't think I want to jump with the dude. Skydivers should help each other. Maybe I am naive, but I hope most of you think the way I do. I am not a religious person at all but I think this applies to skydiving: "What you do to the smallest of my brothers you are doing to me" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Whoooooow. Is he house trained too? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Not bad at all. I am a hard uncompromising bastard, asshole, motherf**er though, as I have been through the experience. Just say no! A skydivers brain is a terrible thing to waste jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Show us your boobs. show us your boobs......please? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Girl, WHAT do you mean nobody's perfect. WHAT about me?!!! You all fine people, take it from a man who's been there - It is probably wiser to pound into the ground without a flair than to date/marry/do some other stupid thing with a person who does not share your passions. Wuffos make excellent one night stands. Really great! But then on Friday comes the ceremonial question: "So honey what are we doing over the weekend?" Call me an asshole (Muff, Muff, Muff) but my response is:"Well I don't know about you, but I will be at the DZ" This usually ends the relationship. The fact is that if the relationship lead to this question, it obviously lasted too long jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ohmigod! Ohmigod! I'm just a Southern country boy: WHERE AND WHEN IS IT? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Young boy, health insurance I pay for dearly every month. Would not leave home without it. Now you mentioned "death insurance"? Personnaly when I buy it, I don't give a s**t what happens to me. Dump my body into the retention ditch and let koyotees and byzzards eat me. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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And....fer christsake don't di it man! She's going to take it all! The house, the car, the dog, even the porn movie collection...she'll take it all jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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My, my, my said the spider to the fly.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Girl, you crack me up
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Italian sausage sub - today I ate with the Wind Tunnel crowd in a sketchy joint next to the tunnel. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275