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Well, since Clay got me I had to get him. He broke my heartand I am not a sheep. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ok, since this was the first time you heard of it ...That's BEER jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Has anybody here gone to Duquesne University, or do you know skydivers who did/still do? Just looking to see if I can find someone from the place I lost my innocence jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

ZHills, ZHills, Zhills - Twin Otter, Twin Otter, Twin Otter (1 in Summer 3 in Winter) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude, do not try diving exits into the shower. There is not enough space to track away from the curtain. Lately I examined my car and decided to keep it cause the cargo area in large enough to hold a minimum of 5 fully loaded gear bags plus my camping gear so I can squat at any DZ. I now plan travel to family in Pittsburgh, PA not by shortest route but by DZ where I can jump on the way. West Virginia is useless except for October 13th and it's dead on my route. I started seriously surfing the global web and made new friends in Russia, Ukraine, Austria, Germany, South Africa and many other countries. I have not seen them yet but I plan to jump with them one day. In a conversation with a skydiver pen pal from Ukraine we came to the conclusion that an author of one of the books we read is really brilliant cause he thinks like a skydiver. I entered the Business Class of a Delta airliner and loudly said to the stewardess "Shit, you guys got seats in the plane" Wherever I go I am looking for USPA member stickers on cars. I evaluate babes by checking if they are wearing a closing pin I can't wait till my son grows up so I can go skydiving with him I don't want a relationship with w Whuffo. Why would I again want to take the risk of being called a self centered swine who only pursues his interests I used to live to work. Then I worked to live. Now I live to skydive jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Mmmmmmmm, Clay I have not heard such a good idea in a long time. Will have to test it in my ex jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Aaaaaaah! (appreciation) I see Clay likes sheeeeep jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

There was this book during the nuclear scare era "On the Beach". Just curious, what would you guys do if you knew that the World will cease to exist on Monday? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Sweeeeeeeet! (Dark envy, dark envy) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

That's OK. They can come to my place. I'll just shoot them

You should have gone postal on them. I trust you do have a gun in your car (we are in the South after all). It is the Mother of all movies. And let no person tell me this in deviating from the topic - the Blues Brothers were on a mission from God jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ellementary dear Watson: The Blues Brothers "It's a 162 miles to Chicago, we have half a pack of cigarettes, a full gas tank, it's dark and were wearing sunglasses" "Hit it!" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Please, don't call me a degenerate. I was asking explicitly for female virgins. Not chicken, goats or men. Female virgins, if you please.... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Personally I preffer sacrificing virgins. More fun than doing it with chickens, but to each his own. Are there any virgins on this Forum who want me to sacrifice them? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

K**k tomorrow! No offence but what on Mother Earth are you guys talking about? NOTHING is going to happen tomorrow. I am going to Universal Studios with the crowd from the DZ tomorrow. We will have Italian food and good wine at my place tomorrow. My brother will have a job interview tomorrow. Get on with your lives. These as****s have disrupted our lives enough. Just drop it and live normally. If we keep on living in fear that we proove that THEY have achieved their point. F**k 'em and a pile of dirt on their coffins. Threre is no safe place for them in this world. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

True, paychecks do help with a lot of things. Need to figure out who is going to cut my next one. They also support my love for fine wine (aside from skydiving) and keep my car running. Whoops, probably need to find job jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You will enjoy this: In college I was doing an internship in Cologne, Germany. I came back home from work one day. The evening before there was a serious party so I went to sleep (5 PM). When I woke up it was 7:45 in the morning. We started work at 7:30. I had a 45 minute commute. In panic I shaved, showered in 5 minutes. I was dressing while on the way to the tram. I got to the tram, sat down and figured out something was wrong. The sun was in the west. Well I slept for nearly three hours and thought it was the morning. It was in fact still the same afternoon jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Got my vote. However tomorrow, if you are all not good I will let my flying monkies out. Then you will see..... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Principles of Accounting - fell asleep while rocking back and forth on a chair in class. Needles to say I woke up when I reached the floor . Professor Paige was not impressed I forgot to add: I slept in the Duquesne University Student Union ballroom in many times, in many places and many positions - if you need to sleep, you need to sleep. All the rest: Joke them if they can't take a f**k jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ah, the Dutch with their problems and their resistance. The diary was pretty good. And true. On other note, my friends Grandfather died in Auschwitz - he fell of a guard tower jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

True, I agree and I don't think you are weird. We all have a different way of perceiving the world. As mentioned I talk to trees, stones, the sun... . I constantly try to better myself though my perception of the world and not through the croocked mirror of religion. Religion is part of the global culture. I also have studied religious movements and their principles. Based on my findings I decided not to be part of it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well sorry to disagree, but religion is made by people for the purpose of exersizing power over people. Everybody says that their religion is the true one, well which one is true in that case? Did God come to the Jews and tell them not to eat pork and shrimp? Did he come to the muslims and tell them to chop thiefs hands for stealing? Did he come to Chrisitans and tell them to crusade and spread his word bu means of sword and fire? Why do orthodox Jews wear those ridiculous black suits and hats in 100 degree heat? Did God want them to be uncomfortable? The list can go on for hours and be stuck to every religion. I fully appreciate and respect your right to your religion. I just find religion (any) to be corrupt and hypocritical. Religion in my oppinion is the sum of all human fears. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

No sir. I don't like it. I am an extremely tollerant guy. I however don't pray as I believe religion is one of the greatest causes of trouble in the world. Look at all the worlds conflicts at the moment. If anybody needs a pretext to do something evil, he uses religion. Religious fundamentalism is the worst kind of insanity. You don't need religion or idols to be a good person. You do not need the 10 commandments to know what is right or wrong. You don't need God to tell you what to eat, drink or how to dress. That is all false! I talk to the sun, to trees, to animals. I direct my thoughts to the sky. I have seen so much evil done by religious people or men of faith. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Miltitask, or shut your eyes, or in a deep low voice slowly repeat after me: "I will not be addicted to DZ.com, I will not be addicted to DZ.com, I will not...." jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Same here man. DZ.com is a community. I am taking part in it and have made myself known. I feel odd talking to Masked Marauders. What are they afraid of? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275