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Where the F**k is all that sex? I want to know!!! Have not seen any skydiving action yet Need to get it....... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dido! I went through excrutiating pains of packing lessons. I mean Khan Hildebrand here in ZHills along with Steve, Kathy, Judy and Pip Redvers made sure I know how to pack. It was pounded into my head NEVER to double stow the grommet bands. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Pop, you got me all worried - do you want me to see a picture of you? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

In the back of my hot red volvo. The need came while i was driving on a road surrounded by cornfields. So I turned into the cornfield. So we got on with it. It was GREAT, just as we were ready, sweaty and still full of lust I noticed the farmer looking at us. Well he obviously was not McNasty. My girlfriend was all embarassed...did I mention I just drove into the corn? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well I definitely did. Plunge my ass, I say. Here's what I sent them: Dear Sirs: In your episode describing an interesting sky diving incident, you describe the skydivers malfunction as a plunge to death. I would like to share an experience, and perhaps enlighten you as to the plunges skydivers experience every time they exit a plane. Skydiving is a very precise and elegant sport. It requires inteligence and reflexes. It has it's motions, which if ignored may lead to fatalities. It is not unlike diving, where you have an spare mouthpiece in case the main one malfunctions. If you obey the reality of skydiving you can expect a long and most satisfying participation in this wonderful sport. It is a sport where you do not have to quit at a certain age. I have many times seen fellow skydivers, who reached their 75 year, participate and excell in formation jumps. Their freedom and grace in the sky helped them forget of their age. Their experience is a shining example for their younger collegues. Regulation will not solve anything in skydiving. Communism has regulated the lives of millions for years, yet we were lucky to experience it's demise. Skydiving is not about regulation. It is about friendship and cameraderie. It is about caring for each other. That is how we stay safe, that is how we make sure that others are safe too. Sincerely, J. Raf Saykiewicz USPA member 180349 A-41328 jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well as we know, most girls no matter the age, like to play with vibrating...sticks. And there certainly is a little magic in a vibrating...stick. I believe it may may them feel...elevated. I bet you they definitely feel the ground shaking while playing with this...stick jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

It's all fun and games and you got to know your limitations. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, Jello shots are the retail version. If you are doing it for skydivers I suggest the traditional, proven way to work it - No Bull about cases of beer. Beer comes in a KEG, Punch (for our less fortunate friends from SA - Cool Aid mixed 50/50 with PGA) comes in a 55 gallon drum. Skip the formalities, get to the bottom of things. And as experienced through years of extensive collegiate training that I have not yet forgotten - the best hangover remedy is Pamprin. Gentlemen it is true jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

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West Tennessee? PGA? I believe you guys call it White Lightning and you buy it in Mason jars in the woods. Make sure the brand you buy does not have a lot of little thingies floating around. They make you feel very very unhealthy the morning after. Of prhaps this is the way to make friends with your own Farmer McNasty - purchase moonshine from him jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Oh, well, OK But I fire only when fired upon. Seriously - Sally and TK told me about it. I circled around his property several times just to know the topography of his place. Given that we have a load of space of choice to land I will do my best not to land there. If evil gods and bad winds happen to dump me on his property I will start with knocking on his door and beeing real nice......but please, keep the number for me I don't take being shouted at very well....... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Well, true butt landings are not ideal but neither are face plants The point is to land safely the best way you can - by the time you get to the Nationals you will do perfect landings. Though hidden things - you are right. It was raining really heavy out here in Florida last week. On Saturday I was landing and from about 300 feet noticed that there is one wet spot on our DZ. OK, so I chose the dryest looking spot in the grass. I mean it looked really dry. I did a masterful elevator ride landing....straight into knee deep water in high grass. Oh, my lovely new jump suit jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

TV needs action and drama. What can a Whuffo TV geek say but: Most people don't survive/When you hit the ground you die/Some skydivers have been obducted by aliens amd some were attacked by flying monkies Let them live in their world. If you have not on your owm taken the first step (out the plane) you will never know what it is like jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

That is entirely true! And Pete our DriverDriver will never let you out in a bad spot. ZHills kicks global butt!!! (TK I hope you will read this) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Apparently in Turkestan/Turkmenia it is free. You just need to serve 3 years in the local armed forces. But seriously - why would you want to jump in Rhodesia now? Not a very friendly place. Why not try Iraq and North Korea? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

OK, I think he took her out to lunch together with his post. What was that all about? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Bin there, done it, got the T-shirt. You know what you have to do and if you don't do it you will never know! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey, CONGRABULATIONS!!!! You are one brave girl - first jump out of a Cessna and all. Murphy's law applies to all - I sat through my AFF training and then all day long around as winds were way above the prescribed 14 mph. Next day however was perfect

Man, you are talking about our Zhills McNasty. The dude is lucky he did not shoot above my head. I have a policy of shooting back

Actors you say - well actors need stuntmen. I would agree to do the drinking stunts jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

We of course have a farmer McNasty. I never have landed on his property and never experienced anyone doing it. Apparently he just gets all pissed off when you jump his fence. There are no greater problems if you walk to his house, tell him what happened and exit through the gate. Now some of you described shotguns and such - I am a strong believer in the right to bear arms and defend yourself. Anybody points a gun at me, and they will be facing 9mm justice. I know I sound all gung ho, but if someone points a weapon at you it is good reason to believe they want to kill you. Even unloaded guns fire by themselves once a year. Do not act like helpless game - make sure that your McNastys know that skydivers will not turn the other cheek. We have our sport and our very expensive gear. We do not (in 99% of cases) intentionally invade anyones privacy, but let our McNasty's show us some respect. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Why not, Jagger is doing a lot of gigs lately - geriatric olympics, the Exitncts of Rock concert etc. Which brings me to the conclusion that maybe we should make him the long lost grandfather of the Monkeyman jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Ha, man of small faith, what do you mean I can't dunk that in beer. I have dunked my body in beer many many times jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes, but an important question arises: Horizontal North to South or East to West? Anyway it gives opportunity for RoboCop XXIV and comes back to my original wetback alien five star general theory. Freflying RoboCop prevents a mob of RW illegal immigrants from horizontaly descending into US airspace by letting Evil Momkeyman out on them. The news of the Monkeyman reaches India where thousands thrust themselves into the waves of the Ghanghes to find their suicidal deaths as the arrival of the Monkeyperson means the end of the world. And that starts the real plot of this real life Indian drama as a slightly overwieght Captain of the Indian Strategic Baloon Command (played by Sateesh Suthriamiah)on a mission to dump his nuclear payload on Pakistan (obviously responsible for the appearance of the Monkeydude) out of his ultramodern hot air baloon. He however learns that his beloved girlfriend (Sanjana Suarna) is obducted by the local villans working for the Sivalinka religious sect and will be sacrificed on the altars to satisfy the gods morally and the priests on a more earthly sexual basis. While learning of that Sateesh starts singing a 25 minute long love song in urdu (for in fact he is a Pakistani spy, yet in love woth an Indian girl) and jumps out of the baloon to save her. In the time he is falling Sanjana is singing a 45 minute long love song proclaiming her love foe Sateesh yet with the caveat that if she is to be sexually abused for the good of the people, then so bee it. Coming back to Sateesh, in freefall he notices that he did not do a propper gear check (remember fellow skydivers ALWAYS check your gear) and in fact instead of a rig he jumped out with a fire extinguisher. This allows him to go into a 15 minute song (no particular topic, just singing to a horrible hindu melody) which brings him to a trance and then to the deepest state of meditation. Meditation brings him to levitation, so he levitates himself down, saves Sanjana while in the same time paratroopers from both India and Pakistan PLF around as they were sent by their governments to save the heroes Sateesh and Sanjana. Both countries unite, Sateesh and Sanjana have many many children and the newly united PakIndia bombs the hell out of Bangladesh while everybody around is singing a 78 minute song about how the love of a skydiver to a whuffo saved the world from the MonkeMan jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Come on, be a man - forget the ring. You have got the money for the tatoo, get your university crest in ink. Look at me - they now can't take it away jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275