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This time I think it's a horny gorilla jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Now, now. The Crystal is a place of certain sophistication. It's just that we should kick Homer boy's ass for having STUPID thoughts. BOY! Get your worthless ass back home and we will wine you and dine you at the Cristal! Quit having stupid thoughts. You are going to do a job and you are coming home! Is that clear!? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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...and Assholes. We are all assholes! Any babe in Central Florida want to have sex? PM me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Scuba is a different kind of anomal when it comes to relationships between people. I Scuba dive. I know oudles of people who do. Sure the hard core divers have sort of a community and share the commeraderie we have in skydiving. However your average scuba diver will not get excited when he sees another. It has become a popular pastime with people. Scuba diving - you don't have the feeling of risk. Of course it is there, and if you fuck up you are likely to die. Tha is the difference - you are likely to die. If we fuck up, we just plain die. I Strongly recommend that you try scuba. It is loads of fun. REMEMBER: After scuba diving NO skydiving for 24 hours!!!. [#0000ff]You dont want your blood to boil, do you [/#bc000c] jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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We were discussing this topic with a bunch of really experienced (2,000+ jumps) at ZHills. The dude probably used a Static Line for the stunt. As I mentioned it did not end well. And yes, you are right no Reissleine. That is used only to deploy your reserve in case of a malfunction. Gruezi jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Repent, repent. No more alcohol. It is bad for your body. It makes you do silly things. It makes you feel real bad in the morning. Don't drink and jump! Dont drink! Temperance, temperance I say!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Thomas, es sieht alles wirklich cool. Sieht cool, war aber nicht. Waehrend die Szene mit dem aus der Bruecke fallendem Auto is der Stuntmeister um's Leben gekommen. Alles andere is ziemlich OK. Das Problem mit der Bruecke is das er auf dem Auto steht. Er haete deswegen kein Luftzug um sein Schirm auszuziehen. Jedenfals in der Wirklichkeit endete es sehr traurig. Gruesse aus Florida jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Slovenia kicks Ass!!! It is such a cool little country. People are real nice. The environment is breathtaking. Guys, get a real plane. AN2 is good for skeet shooting jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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(A very hung over JRAF comes into the room. VERY HUNG OVER) OK children, what the hell is going on here? Who threw the toys all over the floor. You will have to clean all this, you know!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yo Ferdi, what are you, an insomniac or what? It's 11:45 PM. As to the culture part, its futile. I am a natural born savage. You may try to make me take Soma, but I wont. I live in my lighthouse, separated from all that is happining this year After Ford. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Come you poor lost soul to the land of Bierdom. Try for once a beer not made by SAB. Crafted with pride and joy. Where the brewmaster tastes EVERY batch before it is released. America - the land of small and tiny breweries resurected. Is there a proper American beer? Hundreds at least. This is America - the land of diversity. If you chose you may eat at McDonalds and drink Budweiser. Most tourists do. However you have the choice of eating the best prepared and most diverse food in the world and splash it down with an amazing variety of beers. This is what this country is all about - choice and cultural diversity. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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At least once a week I go to the movies at Universal Studios. The walk from the mega parking garage to the movie theatre is very educational. 80% of the people out there are overweight. OK I agree that these theme parks are truly entatrainement for the masses. Yet it is just to prove that our Joe Sixpack looks like Fat Bastard. There is no such thing as a "magic diet", only a healthy diet. I eat a lot! I make sure it's healthy - lots of veggies, seafood, only the leanest meat. I will have an occasional burger or hot dog. I love pizza and eat it often. I move my ass though. In a sense I am a food Whuffo: Whuffo you eatin' 'at greasy burger? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Fat people should be palletized, shrink wrapped and transported in cargo planes. On a somber note - metabolism or not, keeping your weight under control is a matter of personal hygene. When I see people stuffing themselves at fast food places with the most repulsive greasy, stuff. Then of course all the free time is spent on a couch in front of the Bube Tube. Sorry, but my compassion is very limited. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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S&W 5906 is my weapon of choice. 9mm Luger is the most popular ammo all over the world. You can buy it over the counter, under the table, legal, illegal, you name it you got it. For a concealed weapon a Walter PPK in a 380 version. Same story with the ammo. You never know where you will wind up, and try getting .45 ammo in Europe or Russia. If you want a reliable inexpensive pistol - CZ 75. 9mm Luger - it's a babe of a gun. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Both, man, both! More women skydivers is a must, but I will NEVER reject public floggings jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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No Clay it's just that now you get to hang out with the same assholes all the time. We either need more women in this sport or we need to put horrible penalties on skydiver chicks having relationships with whuffos. I propose public flogging jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Specially if you can speak Platt. Its a dialect used in the marshes of East Frisia. Right on the Dutch border. Peace Bro! Just could not help myself. Will buy you a beer one of these days, a proper American beer! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm still urgng everybody to supply me with the Norwegian lesbians who know how to sing and will feed me grapes. With them I will even ride back in a goat (yes GOAT) cart jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Auf deiner Stelle wurde ich nicht so hart Lachen, und schon gar nicht in die Hose pinkeln. Afrikaans ist nicht so weit von Friesisch Platt mein Junge. You have been baited me lads, and you swallowed the bait well jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Will you show me your boobies? I think I have to call Caly to this thread jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well that's not my fault. I jump just around the corner from you! You are being a stanger. C'mon let me buy you a beer. Meet the Asshole! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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And you get to spend your weekends with a bunch of assholes jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Now I get to spend my weekends with a bunch of drunken assholes jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Soweto, is that the big national park? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Dude, excellent stuff! Will have to ask buddies in the Reich to buy me the CD. Cool! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275