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You just can't trust the females these days. So I wake up this morning and the coffe is not ready, the pad is a mess and there are no women to put my slipers on. Well.... come to think of it I don't have slippers.......but at least they could kiss my feet.......where are they!!!! (The women I meen, I found my feet) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ha, Powerpuffs have you crossed over to the Dark Side. Goooood! I'll be there to great you, Bwaahhaahaahaahahaahaahaaha. You will help me in conquerring the World!!!!!! Signed: Professor Jraf Evilthoughts. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Jraf the Jungleman not affraid of Chromeboy and his chromosomes. If need be Jraf splice chromosomes so Chromeboy have lizard skin and pig feet. Jraf take you to secret jungle temple, where sun shine through green leaves forever, rain is warm and wind is mild and refreshing. You be happy there jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Come Ellwod, let us dine in this fine establishment jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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There once was a girl from the City Who had an enormous left titty She let people suck it But they spat in a bucket Cause the taste was indeed quite shitty jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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NEED.....MORE.......STORIES jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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LMAO Wicked, my man, wicked jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Elementary, they are lost. Besides Jraf the Jungleman has a very well developed sense of scent and all the primary instincts of a hunter. Me Jraf the Jungleman - hear me roar!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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How about Jack and Jill, who went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter....hey, it's you guys who are supposed to tell me a story!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I am Jraf the Jungleman. I know everything. I have traveled the universe through time and space in search of all the Lost Left Socks. I shall seek them on the beaches and on the streets. I shall never surrender! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm tiered. Someone tell me a bedtime story so I can go to sleep!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I figure cause the cattle out there seems to give loooooots of milk jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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How, baby! Whatcha need a vibrator for. Come down here and I'm gonna rock your night. Come to Jraf the Jungleman, and I'll leave you breathless. (Darth Vade voice) Come, enter the hidden Temple of Pleasure jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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What a bunch of church going loosers! Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya and post marital sex only. Bunch of hypocritical phucks. Bet you we can find some kinky toys in the bedrooms of the council members jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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That too! Clay is the Fuehrer of the little people. They tend to his sheep. And they wear all the stolen underwear on their heads. They also have a mountail of All the Lost Left Socks. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Of course they are! Don't tell me you did not know. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Please explain? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Hmmmm, the feather duster you say..........OK, it's a deal jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Jahwohl! Vee have our vays to make you spik! You shael vere zees Knickers vith little Hackenkreuzes on zee bottom and zee bra with zee little Hackenkreuzes on zee boobbies. Ant you vill be marching up and down zee bedrom to zee sound of an Umpa Band! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Well you just come here right now, you hear. Take a cab from the airport. And dont forget to buy me that 1945 Petrus on your way. Pack of Cuban Cohiba's too. And if your good, you might get some.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Clay, you sure are right. If you treat women well they think you are weak and try to use you. If you treat them like scum they call you a scum but adore you. So OK females, no more Mr. Nice guy. Here comes nordic ice - lick me, and know your limitations! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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There was a great German musical movie in the 1930's where the main tune went "Ob Blond, ob Braun ich liebe alle Fraun', mein Hertz ist gross" which means: wheather your hair is blond or brown, I love all women, I have a big heart." Now how can you not appreciate that. I will just go and hide in my bedroom and cry under my blanket till the little people come and tuck me in jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I agree as long as she wears only a black maid's apron with nothing underneath jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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You brake my heart, but as a true romantic lover I shall adore you in sollitude till my heart shrinks and gives it's last beat. And at the moment of my death, sitting on a cold marble bench, in a garden full of red roses that will remind me of your beauty my dry lips will whisper these last words: Oh Skygal3, Skygal3 where art thou? And then darkness will come upon me and I will depart into eternal peace, having lived a short life of unfullfilled love cause I was too far down the I-95. (I have to start writing scenarios for B movies) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Me??!! Politically correct??!! Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaa!!!!. Some of the jokes I make will have the Illinois Nazi's, the Jewish Defamation Leage, the Catholic church, the Hamas, the Rainbow coalition, Poles, Germans, Italians, Irish, the Black Panthers and the Dwarf Actors Union chasing me at the same time. And damn proud of it!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275