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I've spoken to my Labrador Retrievers, and our positive vibes are headed your way. Some of our best friends are canines,

Call me when you have 8. (clip capacity of my .45ACP) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

PCV = positive crankcase ventilation. I gotta change my oil in the Ram this weekend - 13+ quarts. Started buying oil in 5 gallon buckets when I bought that thing. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I believe you are thinking of the three-cylindered Suzuki GT750 (Kettle, or Water Buffalo), The Kawasaki KH models were freakishly fast two strokers (especially the KH750 H2, also a triple

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I'm hoping she "plays for our team". I casually mentioned seeing this exquisite creature on a silly Old Navy ad on the telly, and how IMHO she is a timeless beauty. A colleague added "Shame she's on the wrong team" - and when asked for proof "Hell, everybody knows that". I figured maybe one of you guys knew for sure. I don't. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

In the midst of ongoing speculation and multiple theories/purported rumors among my comrades at work, I pose the following question. Does anyone know for sure if Morgan Fairchild is a lezzy ? Just Curious - ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Sounds like you've got one of them new-fangled automatic transmissions. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hey Dave How do you decide who rides in the cab, and who bounces around in the box ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Now Dave, do you really think Billvon would shoot a leftie ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Were you alone ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

HEY You guy wanna stop screwin' in that tent - I'm trying to sleep over here !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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A lot of these apply to rural PA as well. A heartfelt message from the rural Midwest: Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, and Oklahoma, those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a set of information guidelines. In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest, the following list will be handed to each driver entering the state: 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before breakfast than you do all week at the gym. 2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I need it...not just to keep up with the neighbors. 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old. Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it. 4. Any references to "corn! fed" when talking about our women will get you whipped... by our women. 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a bullhead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little trout you fish for... bait. 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what you paid in the airport for one drink. 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order it rare. Or, you can order the Chef' Salad and pick off the two pounds of ham and turkey. 10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. 11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use two weeks a year. 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow. 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive pickups, trucks and tractors — because they want to. So, you're a feminist. Isn't that cute. 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too -- and turtle. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the bait shop. 15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like it? Interstates 70, 80, &90 go East &West--Interstate 29, 35 & 55 go North & South. Pick one and use it accordingly. 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday. You can get breakfast at the church. 17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Understand the concept? 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks the fish. 19. That Highway Patrol Officer who just pulled you over for driving like an idiot ... his name is "Sir" ... no matter how old he is. Now please, enjoy your visit. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Their computers run ON shit. My computer runs LIKE shit. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

AAAHHHH, Don't listen to them, go ahead and get it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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It's sprinkling off and on in PA So instead of being at the beloved drop zone, I am watching the NASCAR race at Dover on the tele. - and it looks like it's going to get rained out, too !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

My wife's Mom gets her that mag, and I read that story - and had the same response. If you're stupid, it helps to have a friend upstairs, and good safety equipment. Guideposts is a good mag to have on the bowl tank - it's the perfect size not to fall off, and the stories are all approximately one shit long. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Dave- Your "Bad Jokes" thread, and JT's "Tit-ee-bar" thread have to be two of the most entertaining ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

HHHHHMMMMMM. . . . . You are correct, sir. Owls do indeed crap from both ends - pleasant Note to self: no owls in the house. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'll take 2 dozen of those crabs - hold the anthrax ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Do a search. This has been covered a couple of times in these forums. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I thought owls regurgitated a "pellet" containing the rodent bones, and other indigestible material. I don't think owls have an asshole. WARNING: (don't try this at home - shitting from your mouth can give you serious bad breath) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Now fellers - us easterners gotta stick together, fight nice. Ivan - are they teaching you to flatpack or pro? I've been learning to flatpack from the good folks at my DZ. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."