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  1. Ladies and Gentlemen - this thread has now morphed from a discussion on flavored spooge, to Princess Leia - in less than 1 page !! Outstanding. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  2. See my username. WOOO!! HOOO!!
  3. A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is at in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple, and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  4. Pachelbel's Cannon in D minor. Bloody uplifting. If not - Judas Priest - Some Heads Are Gonna Roll.. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  5. How many jumps ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  6. According to this online (whuffo) definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=skydive BOCs, ROLs, and pullout jumps don't count as skydives. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  7. Might go see them in Pittsburgh next weekend.
  8. I can't believe JT hasn't posted here yet. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  9. I, or course, voted to shoot them both. They get way too much press on this side of the pond, and I think most people have the shits of them. That Aguilera broad just looks like a case of the clap waiting to happen. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  10. I'm with Shotgun on this one. (And not just because I love the name Keely)
  11. Nice avatar, Steve. BEEE HEEEE HEEEE ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  12. MMMMMMMM. . . . . . . Dead piggies. Papa likes. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  13. July 1st. already 38 The Canadians get a day off on my birthday every year, and do you think they buy me a present?? [Steve Martinesque tone]NNooOOOOOoooo ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  14. What time is it? (J/K) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  15. False advertising !! Dammit !! No Boobies. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  16. Ah yes, Clay But there is nothing wrong with being "bred" after a nice meal. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  17. I try to make sure my "stuff" is neatly tucked between my legstraps. The thought of a "quick" Sabre opening crushing a berry makes me feel not-so-good. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  18. Blade Runner ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  19. What about: "This is one of them boys that's been whackin' off in my trailer" Hope it hasn't been used yet, but I ain't goin' through 10 pages to find out. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  20. You sound like you're on our side of the "pond" now!! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  21. I'm a carnivore, but I love salads (big ones, with meat on 'em). The only problem with salads is the point at which you realise you now have the ability to shit through a screen door without getting it dirty. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  22. Already done. Man, do I ever have a lot of practice doing that. Most of the cool links, and funny shit posted on here is blocked for some reason or another - then I open it at home and wonder why?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  23. Thanks, Justin Too bad the Internet Nazi's at my place of employment have those sights blocked for us. I'm sure they are highly evil sites. SHEEESH !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  24. MMMMMMMMM. . . . Subway Large B.M.T. on wheat with everything but jalapenos. drool ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  25. What about: Married, and me Lovely Wife's goin' up on the same load with me Sat., for her first Tandem! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."