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  1. Some of those will make you laugh 'till you pee ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  2. Self Explanatory. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  3. Evanescence - Bring me to life. Must have that CD. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  4. DYEVOUT

    Whuffo = ?

    Hi Adrian What's a goddamn drunk like you doing in a plassh like thissh. [hic] ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  5. Picture, if you will, a 38 year-old, 6'-2", 210 pound man - sitting in an engineering office, with tears streaming down his face. Thankfully, my dogs ARE my kids, and want for nothing.
  6. Could someone please cut and paste the article into a post. My stupid Web Blocker at work won't let me access the site. Thanks ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  7. I think I'm going to be sick. . . . . . . .. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  8. We registered our number on a thing like that last year - it works !! No more telemarketers. . . . Now if we could only do something about those drunken retards dialing wrong numbers at 2:00 a.m., asking for Judy. She must be an ugly slut, because everyone who calls for her is smashed, and all calls are around closing time (when beer goggles are firmly in place). ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  9. Well, is she a slut? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  10. DYEVOUT

    suggestion

    Dine on Mexican food before the flight. Sing "113,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  11. And lo, the next poster shall have at least one vowel in their username, and shall have been born naked to a woman who was not a virgin at the time. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  12. I didn't condemn anyone, I just asked what pissed her off. (I don't care about the subject enough to condemn, or offer any opinion whatsoever) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  13. Doh!! Missed that. (scanned it quick) I'm supposed to be working.
  14. Good article. 1 question. How the hell is the guy supplying the center bearing of that turbo with pressurized oil?? I can see some plumbing to the bearing on one of the pix, but if that puppy goes dry, or overheats - bad things will happen, quickly. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  15. First functional clicky - BEER !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  16. Bug Juice?? (insect repellant) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  17. WOW !! What got her undies in a bunch ?? I must have missed something. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  18. When people stare, the first thing to do is: Check to see if you are wearing any pants.
  19. One less moron pissing in the gene pool. . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  20. Point taken. I'll still take the little DZ, though. I'm too green to be in a sky crowded with strangers, and I know it. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  21. I'm definitely not complacent - just the opposite! (I have a hard time relaxing) I just think that - with my jump numbers - I'm better off learning with half a dozen guys that I know in the air, than with 40 or 50 that I don't know. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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    Beer!

    The things people will do for a Slurpee !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  23. Hey, I had a little turn early in AFF - My jumpmaster told me to do a couple of toe taps any time it happens, straightened it right out. She said most turns are in the legs, and you can't see them in a nice arch. Tapping your toes together a couple of times helps to keep them level. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
  24. One of the advantages to training at a small, Cessna DZ: Maximum of 6 guys per load, all drop faster (FF), and pull lower than my rookie (RW) ass. Everybody flies a faster canopy than me (230 Sabre). I'm in no hurry to get to a busy, turbine DZ - until my canopy/traffic skills are more developed. I'm not in a hurry to get on the ground, I like it up there
  25. There are over 3,000 separate species of bats identified to date. You will have to be more specific. I don't know if this includes "Louisville Slugger", or not. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."