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She neglected to mention the 10 guys she blew before she went to eat. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Flight of the Phoenix - The priceless look on the guy's faces when they find out the Kraut that is designing their rescue "plane", has never been involved with "real" aviation, he is a model glider designer. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

apology accepted ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

The names have been changed to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment. Critter "A" is an 8 year old, well-adjusted, healthy, male Yellow Labrador Retriever - owned by myself, and raised on Dad's, and similar dry foods. Critter "B" is an 5 month old, well-adjusted, healthy, female Chocolate Labrador Retriever puppy - owned by The Seeing Eye, and raised on Iam's, as ordered by the Puppy Raiser Program. Critter "A" is large-framed (tall), but the proper weight for his size (not starving). The problem is: He (Critter "A") finds Critter "B"s turds (processed Iams) magically delicious!! Sometimes he doesn't even wait for them to cool. After some research, we find that dining on crap, or Coprophagia is common in the animal world - after all, a nursing bitch will eat her pups' poop 'till they (the pups) are old enough to scatter out. In the wild, a predator can smell those milk-fed muffins a mile away. While canines think it's just peachy to go around chewing on fecal matter, their human counterparts find the practice somewhat unsettling. Seeing one of your best friends woof down a pile of shit can be emotionally scarring, in addition to causing particularly pungent breath for the dung diner. My research also yielded some possible solutions, the simplest of which is: The addition of brewers yeast to Critter "B"s food. The yeast supposedly doesn't affect the animal, but once processed - makes the resulting dog rockets revolting to even the most die-hard of crap chompers. I figured since a lot of you guys make your own barleypop, you may know where to score some of this brewers yeast, does anyone besides home brewers use it for anything? Grocery stores around here don't sell it. Pooped out in PA. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Just learning how to pack (skydiving), but I've been taught to leave enough "free" bridle to pull the pin, before it's (the bridle) tucked under the flap. That one looks like the bridle would have to get free of the closing flap before it could extract the pin. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That was a while ago, EH ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I live in the country, and work in a city (Reading, PA). I believe that if you taught these assholes to shoot, they'd take each other out. There are constantly instances in Reading of 12-25 shots fired, and no one hit, or someone "winged". WTF ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

New gear and a Segway for $5,000.00 - Wow !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I went to Safety Day at Chambersburg Skydiving Center (PA) this spring. They had a guy teaching the malfunction class that had 22 chops in 3000 jumps !! The guy has an "A" license in cutaways ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I get that alot. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Hillary Clinton should be set on fire, and put out with a CHAINSAW. IMHO. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

New gear - nothing's happened to it. Used gear - has saved someone's life.

Radical Leftie Puke !! (oops, was that a personal attack? My bad) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Livin' on the edge - Aerosmith ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That is the signal. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Git yer goddamn finger out of your nose ! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

http://www.relativeworkshop.com/sales/coloring/coloring.html Neat 3-D color picker, now about the $2k. . . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

What you do is up to you. The engineering outfit I design for just hired a drafter that we had been "renting" for awhile. I'm sure he got better bucks, and now has consistent hours, and bennies. I wish we had more guys like him, instead of making designers do most of their own drafting. I know what I want on the drawing, but someone that runs AutoCad all day can sure get it on there faster than I can. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I showed them some of your cool pics of skydiving with motorcycle helmets and belly warts. I reckon they thought you was nuts. Now get over, and post more cool shit in the "scary stories" thread. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Shit, sorry to hear that, Mark See if you can swipe a Chinook on your way out! Big way heli jumps !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I tie the brightly colored cellophane on those toothpicks found in club sandwiches. Sometimes, at lunch, we have rock back-and-forth and drool competitions. They say I may be able to use real, metal scissors next year. SSSSHHHH, here they come - they feed us oatmeal with a slingshot through a slot in the padded door.

JT Is not the amount of beer consumed with the food directly proportional to the amount of bowel towel required for proper hygene? Nice hijack, by the way. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Why would anyone shampoo a tea tree? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Oh, I thought you ran over a transvestite. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

You are probably right. I've employed that strategy with bad dirt bike accidents, broads, etc... I just figured since learning is the goal of these coach jumps, my seriously PISSED OFF (at myself) attitude would not be conducive to the learning experience. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."