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There sure seems to be a rash of threads lately related to homos. What gives? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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[awaiting the inrush of lefties] ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Hey, look man I didn't waste your cat, it was like that before I got there.
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Yes, it's just you
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You are correct, Kevin That's one of the best I've seen. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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What would they do if you showed up with a good, sharp knife and a pickup with a chest freezer in the box? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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I think it is a current requirement for an "A". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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No matter which one you pick, I'm sure it will be delicious.
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since when did your sexual preference have anything to do w/ skydiving?
DYEVOUT replied to outofit's topic in The Bonfire
Do you know the #1 use for leather in the U.S.?? Holding cows together. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." -
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DYEVOUT replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
. . .there's a man with a gun over there. tellin' me I've got to beware. . . . . Oh, wait, That's me. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." -
Thread drift . . . stream of conciousness or bane to all mankind?
DYEVOUT replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
Hey !! The past 5 replied have all referenced the same subject. What the hell is going on ? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." -
A man is driving through Manhattan and the traffic is more horrendous than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her." So the man asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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The gal on the left certainly is. . . . . . How you say. . . . Healthy. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Q - Did you hear about the woman who confused her Valium with her birth control pills? A - She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Q What's 40 feet long and smells like urine? A Line dancing at the nursing home. Q What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pitbull humping your leg? A You let the pitbull finish. Q What do you call a blonde in the closet? A The 1984 Hide-and-Go-Seek champion. Q What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A You take your cleats off before jumping on the trampoline. One for Casie - Q What has two legs and bleeds profusely? A Half a cat. . . . and one for JT - Q Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses? A Because Italians don't like any witnesses. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Thread drift . . . stream of conciousness or bane to all mankind?
DYEVOUT replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
Pig farms are stinky. I've got some orange Post It notes. Chrysler should have never ceased production of the 225 slant six. Cheese is good. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." -
Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make progress with any of the girls, so he heads over to the guard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing those baggy swim trunks that make you look like an old geezer. Grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato inside. I'm telling you, man, you'll have all the babes you want!" The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his new Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's even worse than before. Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick. So, Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?" "Dude!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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The article doesn't mention anything about the ex-wife saying: "I'm taking your house, I'm taking your house, I'm taking your house" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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What about the "Purple-Headed Mayonaise-Launcher", or the "Gob-Spurtin' Pulsating Marauder" ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Eeeeehhhh, Some people have no sense of humor. . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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I do believe any tree you hit shall henceforth be a fruit tree, IMHO. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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Alrighty then. .. . . .. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."
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I saw this one. No big deal.
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Maybe the thread was deemed offensive to zombies? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."