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Please be sure to leave curly hairs on it.

The Holy Grail, Scene 2: Bring out your dead! CUSTOMER: Here's one. CART MASTER: Ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: What? CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead! CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! CUSTOMER: Yes, he is. DEAD PERSON: I'm not! CART MASTER: He isn't? CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better! CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against Regulations. DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart! CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby. CART MASTER: I can't take him. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favour. CART MASTER: I can't. CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round? CART MASTER: Thursday. DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk. CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop] CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I think that line can be credited to the Zucker Brothers, comedic geniuses in their own right. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

. . . . The Monty Python Thread !!! Surely I can not be alone in thinking these guys created some of the funniest things ever put on tape. I get the impression from reading posts on this site, that most of you folks love to laugh (as do I). One must admit that the combination of bizarre subject matter, writing that was both creative and inspired - yet sophomoric and basic, and impeccable timing made these Brits brilliant. This month marks the 33 year anniversary of the formation of Python Productions Ltd. (I don't care either), so post your favorite quote, sketch or episode from the Python era. Anyone not posting to this thread is a Malodorous Pervert, and shall be cast into the Pit of Eternal Stench. (or is too young to remember them). I have to go now, time for my meds and bath. (I hope they don't use the brush again). ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Poop Joke: There's a constipated dude sitting in a stall trying to crap, when another guy comes running in, jumps in the next stall, and immediately begins making juicy, splattering, explosive pooping sounds. The bound-up dude says, "Man, I wish that was me". The second guy says, "So do I, I didn't get me pants down". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

. . . . . NERD. . . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

That makes him 24 years old in 1922. Just a little confusing, that's all.

She also has an extremely high opinion of herself, which is unattractive. (her shit don't stink) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I'm sorry about your buddy. Did they catch the guy that shot him? From the sound of the article, someone got a good look at him, and his ride. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

"Livin' on the edge" by Aerosmith. Used it on my wife's tandem video, works well. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

DAMMIT !! Got chicken soup on a good shirt. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Nahhhh, Leave Quade alone, He made one of my favorite threads, which I'm about to bump to the front, again.

Ther's an outfit that will send her a bouquet of real TURDS ,but I can't access it now. (Web blocker) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Orangutan be SMILIN' ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I saw footage of that fire on the news last nite. You shoulda seen that place burn. It looked like a refinery going up. Very hot stuff ! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yep, I would definitely say there are some inaccurate dates in that post.

If he was 36 in 1922, and died at 93 - I'm gonna say 1979. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Oh, they were hittin' the peas. But they were hittin' 'em HARD, (no stand-ups).

The DZ I go to recently solved that problem quite simply, and cheaply. They've added a snap to the temple area of each student Pro Tec - and corresponding snaps on cut, shortened goggle straps. 1 snap keeps them handy, and unfogged until "DOOR", then - simply snap the other side for exit and freefall. Once under canopy, you can pop one of the snaps loose again and enjoy the breeze, without loosing your goggles. Pretty clever bunch, up there in Hazleton, PA.

Shave your ass, and walk backwards. (J/K) ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Yep, 'fraid I gotta go with A/D 100% on that one. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

Is that a queef bubble I see ?? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."

I posted this in Talk Back earlier, but it may draw more response here. Has anyone seen the movie "Fathom"?? It was a poorly written, poorly shot 1967 flick about a hottie named Fathom (Raquel Welch), who plays a member of the U.S. Skydiving team - being recruited to do some secret agent type shit for the Brits. The picture is more of a vehicle to showcase Raquel's almost surreal hotness , than to convey any kind of plot. The movie did, however, contain several minutes of assorted skydiving footage - including some packing (into an S-folded sleeve?), accuracy landings under (what I believe to be) Paracommanders, and some super-hoaky under canopy (layover) effects. Were these PCs ? They had a shitload of slices in the back of 'em, and a large cutout in the rear. Containers were o.d. 2-pin. I find vintage gear very interesting, and from what the landings looked like (train wrecks) - I'm glad to be under a ram-air.

Has anyone seen the movie "Fathom"?? It was a poorly written, poorly shot 1967 flick about a hottie named Fathom (Raquel Welch), who plays a member of the U.S. Skydiving team - being recruited to do some secret agent type shit for the Brits. The picture is more of a vehicle to showcase Raquel's almost surreal hotness , than to convey any kind of plot. The movie did, however, contain several minutes of assorted skydiving footage - including some packing (sleeve?), accuracy landings under (what I believe to be) Paracommanders, and some super-hoaky under canopy (layover) effects. Were these PCs ? They had a shitload of slices in 'em, and a large cutout in the rear. I find vintage gear very interesting, and from what the landings looked like (train wrecks) - I'm glad to be under a ram-air.

YESSSS !! Burn it. Fire.. Fire.. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court."