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Just for general info - there are organizers for all interests and experience levels. If someone shows up and doesn't know anyone - ask at manifest. They will put you in touch with people. This time of year is huge, usually 3+ otters flying back to back. So if you feel lost, take it upon yourself to do this. You will meet and jump with people and have a good time. Wingsuits, freefly, bellyfly - find an organizer

Guess who hasn't seen this years Van Break team shirt.

Who nuked a bumper car ride? What is the world coming to?

(I think that I'm losing my mind because I swear I hit the post button earlier. No thread found) Anyway... we all went to the fair as kids and drove bumper cars. That was cool because we were too young to drive. Plus the added bonus of being able to crash into your friends. What do we do with used bumper cars? Make them into real cars. Tiny cars, but real ones. clicky Now... let's say you rear-ended some butthead that cut you off in traffic... Look at the officer, shrug your shoulders, and say, "Well..." Admit it, you want one.

On the phone, the guy said that the outfits were $8.95 plus tacks. It must be the tacks that hold it on. (Bet that stings)

This is the best kind of harassment. They can't be indignant about my post without outing themselves. As a gift, you could send him one of these NSFW cowboy outfits.

One small note - whatever events that you choose, have an organizer for that event who has done it before. Even simple things like hoop dives can be deceptive.

Agreed. As a matter of fact, I agree with just about your whole post, Bill. I have a hard time feeling sorry for men or women demanding for attention, that they aren't getting. There is plenty of flirting that happens between the lines in subtle or obvious ways, and if someone isn't reading what seems like obvious clues, then they aren't suitable for the other person, anyway. They simply don't get it, and the two aren't compatible. Move on. As for my answer to the OP's question...I'll take "cream and cake with it" because it sounds yummy.

What's that...the stalker creed? They complain they don't get enough attention and then they complain about the quality.

It looks just like a penis, only smaller.

There seems to be some discussion about hot chicks hitting on guys. First off... they do, all the time, every day. There are two approaches - direct and indirect. "Direct" - just walking up and talking works best for the clueless. "Indirect' - is more subtle. Sometimes it is just getting in the line of sight and doing a quick hair side-toss or, more aggressively, the hair flip. Or, just going over and standing near the target until he notices and tries to make contact. If still unnoticed, some overly loud talking is next. If that doesn't work, the "accidental" contact. bump "Oh sorry" with eye contact. (A boobie rub is an excellent bump-hint.) Or, listening to the conversation and then disagreeing with the content in a challenging way, "The Steelers suck." Last resort - the Blondes mating call - "I am sooo drunk." The announcement that judgment is seemingly compromised. Few get direct action. Most everyone gets the subtle moves. Not everyone correctly reads the subtle clues. For guys over 40 who complain that they aren't getting attention from hot 23yo women - get a life. You are just being creepy, stalkerish, or stupid if you are actually expecting that to happen. Almost everybody gets the attention that they deserve.

Actually, you never seem optimistic, you seem depressed over your failure.

Poe?

Almost. I'm still immediately identifiable as an uncaring, selfish bastard.

Three women do this? I'll bet it happens at Alice's Restaurant (because you can get anything you want). (not directed at anyone or any sex) I tire of these "relationship" threads because they are always a repetition of same complaints (dreams). The irritating part is that most people just won't admit some basic truths and live with their decisions. I hear the same crap from both sexes. 1- Everyone wants the best possible option. Effect ? That means that the person that you are pursuing wants the same thing. 2- The Prom Queen/King has other options. Yep. They don't live in a cave. Other people notice them. Life isn't fair. In 20 years, their options go away too. 3- Figure out whether they just want sex with someone hot, or a relationship. Sex can be just bodily functions. Relationships are with people. The large mistake? Finding the hottest person possible and then changing them into the person that you want. I do not expect anyone to admit that they've ever dated someone because they were stellar-hot, with the goal of changing them into the person of their relationship dreams. "Communication" and "change" are what sell racks of relationship books to dreamers. Self-evaluate. Figure it out. Admit it. Deal with it. Then make your own life, friendships, and be happy.

Tiger Woods being chased by a golf club. The irony.

Lyrebird The Lyrebird is a master mimic. I did a Youtube search and you would swear that some of the stuff is faked. It is that amazing.

Let's review the time line briefly... 3 months ago - the happy pair are the poster couple for squeaky clean. Then - Tiger is in an event involving his car. His former version of the event was that his wonderful wife was trying to save his life by break a car window with a golf club. (A good lifesaving job requires multiple windows apparently) Since this description differed from the truth, we can call this "lying to the police", which puts many of us in jail for the evening, but we are not rich. The truth did emerge that it was domestic violence. Or, as Dennis and Carmen call it, Wednesday evening. (Generally, at least one participant must spend the evening in jail, but most people are not really rich) A fidelity infraction was announced. For some reason, the couple announced the method of discovery. Cell phone. Why was necessary? I suspect that really rich people have sex offered to them a lot. If Tiger was exercising his options with a variety of participants... perhaps it was Elin's doctor who announced Tigers infidelity to her. ...just a theory.

Mom! You promised that you'd stop this.

Post number 14000 - and this is on the second thread. I knew this would be resolved at this point. ...oh wait, not who DBC is. We have identified the best internet troll ever. The Master. The Internet Bunny had to stop and change batteries three times now... but keeps on going and going...

Sure. That was your original statement. I am still against it. You are still for it. Many lawyers sleep well at night even though they have financially destroyed tens of thousands of men in divorce court, so sleeping well is a statement of your choices, not a moral validation. I think adultery is a poor idea, but it does not equate to what you suggest. So, that is where we stand. I think it is wrong and you think it is a goal. So we are done.

Adultery is not illegal in Fla. An attorney told me that it is a reason to state when filing papers, but, otherwise, it has no bearing legally. I am proposing that you can divorce someone, or you can leave them, but you are not entitled to beat them. Other than that, I'm not concerned with other peoples relationships. So... just anytime someone gets mad, they should attack people with golf clubs ? What a pleasant place your home must be (a quiet little circle of fear). I try to be just a little logical about how normal society functions. Nope. An interesting tactic though. Trying to discount the opinions of others because they may have another reason than logic (once again, in your opinion/theory). I only made two statements. 1- Nobody deserves a beating except in physical self defense. 2- Nobody deserves millions of dollars because of a transgression against a relationship (assumed to be perfect by outsiders). Not mine. I think people should think before suggesting that financially destroying a persons lifes work is a good idea.

Not hardly. What a ridiculous comment. Nobody has declared you as the final arbiter of right/wrong. I certainly don't want you to assume some dictatorial power to define what is moral either. That tactic is only viable when you are telling your children. Between adults, it does not remotely apply. Adults aren't supposed to assault other adults with potentially lethal objects. That is why there are laws against it. None of those reasons are a legal reason to do. People who do should go to jail.

If somebody comes after me with a golf club, they should write their obituary first. I don't care what they are mad about, you don't get to hospitalize somebody (or worse). I'm betting that she took better care of her man during the dating days. Somehow, the "sales demo" seems to be better than the actual product.

I read the thread title and thought Hillary was running for office again. Admit it, weren't her weekly hallucinations/announcements/lies entertaining?