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Seems like it would work both ways. I can't count how many times a g/f looked at me and said, "What was I thinking?" I just stand there and blink. Got no idear. None of those fake blondes for me.
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As well as when I had Verizon DSL... "Yes, sir. In a month that contains an "R", you should not eat oysters or attempt to use the internet."
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Well, sure, but that was at the party. There are certain things that are a matter of opinion. I have one and I'm entitled to it. So, nobody can tell me I'm wrong about something that only I know. Even though, they seem to think they can discuss it.
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I believe people can choose to wash as slow or fast as they wish.
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Last weekend at the dz, the wi-fi was down. I told a nearby woman that the internet was closed for the 4th. (I was immediately verbally chastised for misleading the public.)
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I agree with the altimeter engraving. I did that myself. Also, with a little hobby-shop model paint, you can put an obvious design on an altimeter that you can see easily.
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If women would shower with a guy, I guarantee they would be cleaner than they've ever been. Boobies would be spotless.
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no, but somewhere, someone is, and should reply.
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All the calamine ever did for me was dry my skin out and make me itch more. A nice cool bath is quite soothing. Living in Florida, a quick salty dip in the Gulf seems to heal the blisters quickly.
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Someone asked me a question. This question was similar in personal value to "what is your fav color?". Hypothetically, someone else said, "no it isn't." Ummm... what? If 3 of the other persons friends agree with them, it doesn't necessarily mean that (a) they are right or (b) the friends even agree with them actually "I'll say that I agree so that this goober will get off the phone." So, do I know what I'm thinking?
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California and Illinois Are In The Most Financial Trouble
happythoughts replied to rushmc's topic in Speakers Corner
At least California is number 41 on the obesity chart. So, they've got that going for them. -
California and Illinois Are In The Most Financial Trouble
happythoughts replied to rushmc's topic in Speakers Corner
Ah... the California gum theft problem. Thank God someone is addressing this huge problem. Gum theft is destroying the fabric of society. 3 strikes So, I seriously doubt if gum theft will be regarded as serious or violent, no matter the number of times that it occurs. I don't think that it is a felony either, as is required. Your example was supposed to show how there could be draconian application of the law, but the example is invalid because it is defined not to apply to your example. Thus, you have shown that the law is not being applied in a petty manner. -
Best single-engined jump plane?
happythoughts replied to riggerrob's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
A Pac reminds me of a clown car in a circus. If you are 3 feet tall, all your friends can run out of it at the same time. You can barely hunch over in the thing. Plus, there are many bars in range of your head. If you try to run out a group, the last person is standing next to the pilot. If you are floating, look back sometime. Sometimes, you are stuck with one, but there is no reason to prefer it from a jumpers standpoint. -
When jumping with a larger group, or when the wind is dead, I tend to land farther away. People ask why I landed so far out. "All your friends landed right here..." My answer, "It's better to walk a long way than be carried a short way".
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When putting multiple videos together, this is a great song. Seal - Crazy
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new update The guy is 58. Are we saying 68, or 78 now? Different from 2 months. i guess the hope is that people will forget he is alive after 10 years, except for two groups. The people in Tripoli who view him as a hero and the families of the 270 people who died on the plane.
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Bob and Joe are fishing. Bob says, "My wife hasn't spoken to me in 3 weeks. I think I may divorce her." Joe replies, "Better think about that. A woman like that is hard to find."
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I keep wondering why people are happy that their food has no flavor. I recommend 2 weeks of deer hunting in Alabama, followed by a week in Texas to learn about brisket. I'll bet Californians would quit sucking on tofu and visit Cracker Barrel for breakfast.
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I am surprised that New Jersey didn't rank better. (Center of the Culinary Universe that it is...) I suggest sending bbq instructors to Massachusetts. Everyone supports cultural diversity, right? I think they just lack a good biscuits and gravy recipe, for a start. How they must suffer with a diet the taste of newspaper. I can see the problem.
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NPR BP station owners are getting a bit of backlash from customers. They are losing business because of their association with BP and the oil spill. So... guess who can get compensation from the spill fund for their losses ? *** They are being notified so they can get their claims in early before the money runs out. Quick! Get to the front of the line.
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Still...
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There are some things I make fun of them. Sometimes, people get offended, but I have very poor impulse control. So... what happens to your cat if you die (or worse). What could be worse than if your God-fearing cat is left in the hands of heathens ? Here is the solution for a measly $70 or so. Isn't it worth it? Man, I wish I had thought of this.
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"I'm looking for a sponsor for my financial wishes" "I wasn't all that excited about the prospect" and now it is worse. What I read.
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Felicia Michaels is in Tampa for the weekend. Just saw her 8:30 show tonight. She can tell a good vag joke like nobody else. There is a sign at a nearby local strip that says, "Live Nude Girls". I thought, good choice.