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Little shoes?? Ummm... no... not exactly what I meant... but they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... That is why we haven't put a woman on the moon yet. There's nothing to clean there. Oh, I dunno, I'd bet our guys left some empty Bud cans and dirty underwear behind a moon rock somewhere! I told my laundry service to use more soap on the underwear. They said to use more paper on the a$$.

She should be ok if I use a coupon on our first date. Chik-Fila has some great specials during September.

Little shoes?? Ummm... no... not exactly what I meant... but they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... That is why we haven't put a woman on the moon yet. There's nothing to clean there.

I take it that you two haven't met... I think he needs a hug.

Welcome to our world. Any guy want to touch this one ? No thanks, I have my own . . . But thanks for asking - Not that there is anything wrong with that - it's just not my bag, baby. You should try the Rainbow boogie thread if you want more positive feed back with that line. No, that would be tragic for me. I'd start getting rejected by two sexes. My favorite conversation... "What's wrong?" "Nothing" "Are you sure?" "Yes. I'm FINE." "Ok." Note - in any conversation, "Fine" can be replaced with " not Fine and you would know it if you weren't an insensitive b*&&("

Beats the hell out of hiring a Maid! Absolutely. The maids want an extra $30 and they have that pissed off look later.

Welcome to our world. Any guy want to touch this one ?

i know a woman that, after 2 or 3, develops some new energy burst. "you go to sleep, i'm cleaning the living room". what is that all about ?

My friends know I skydive. If they were interested, they would let me know. Trust me, other people get bored with it. My old roommate used to say, "When my golf buddies come over, we talk about golf for 2 hours. Same thing." I get calls like, "my coworker Bob wants to go skydiving and I told him to call you". At that point, they want someone who can provide information. Remember, if your buddy breaks his ankle and can't work for a month, his wife will blame you.

I have a friend who went to a local sleep disorder clinic. They monitor your "quality of sleep" also. It addresses exactly the problem that you mentioned. My friend was sleeping all night, but not getting any rest due to sleep apnea. A simple air-blowing cannula resolved the problem. My friends say that my snoring is their sleep problem.

Good job. Your athletic talent transfers to the sport well. One note, watch the tendency to reach for the ground with your left foot.

part of my "international" charm. a citizen of the world. i am up to 12 languages that i don't speak clearly and can swear in another 3.

let's think of the advantages here. if you go out just before him, you get to skydive in the shade.

I married Miss Right . . . It was then that I found out that her first name was Always. if you read the proper relationship books, you would know that this is just part of the "communication" skill you lack. fortunately, you can be communicated with until you admit your error. now go watch Dancing With the Stars until you have done your penance.

Actually, I once met a guy that all the woman called Mr Right. Of course, he met Miss Right shortly thereafter, so all these women are out of luck. (For some mysterious reason, I am still available. )

I am more than happy to be friends with the Japanese since they agreed to stop trying to kill us 60 years ago.

Is someone trying to draw a comparison between the Japanese, who haven't attacked the US in 60 years, and current events ? It's embarrassing that someone posted that. Hey, how 'bout them Apaches ? (That's only another 150 years back, but just as relevant.)

"So here is the myth: attractive girls can find a man without even batting an eyelash." Not a myth. It is seen everywhere. Guys will find an excuse to talk to attractive women. It happens all the time, everywhere. "So here is my theory... More choice does not equal more "Mr. Rights"." It certainly stands a better chance. Here again, if an attractive woman has 30 guys ask her out, she can set minimum standards. She has a personal definition of Mr. Right. There will be 4 of the 30 who meet the minimum to get in the game. She has a better chance of finding what she wants because the initial choices are closer to the goal.

I used to spend every weekend at the dz, both Saturday and Sunday. My friends would invite me to do other things and I was never available. So, eventually they quit inviting me. At some point, I decided that there needed to be a balance. If an opportunity presents itself, I do other things now. Of course, my advantage is that I live in a warm weather state, so I can always jump tomorrow.

Who do you think got Prohibition repealed ?

For me, it's like watching a show about diving in Fiji on the Travel Channel. I like to look, but it's just another attractive place that I'm never gonna get to visit.

In this century, Jews have had the same social issues of other groups. For example, the ethnic Chinese in Viet Nam were hated for the same reasons by the general Vietnamese population. Their religion and cultural values favored reading and education at a young age. This provided a foundation for future adult success in non-agricultural jobs that an uneducated populace does not have access to. Neither the Jewish, nor the ethnic Chinese, cultures, were known for violence. Instead, education and family-centric lives. Sadly, for the world, some of Germany's greatest minds were Jewish. These situations are based on totally different reasons that are not comparable.

yeah... all this tough talk about lawsuits but nothing ever happens. That's OK though, most litigation is a huge waste of time and money. It's better used as a threat than a weapon. I welcome Blevins and still support Jo's right to be here, although I disagree with her all the time. It's a numbers game. Cooper was a real person, not a Sasquatch. He lived somewhere. He had posessions. He had friends and relatives. Somebody somewhere has a valuable clue that has not yet been processed in the investigation. It could be a vehicle that was deemed abandoned and towed, a person who went missing right after Norjack but escaped FBI attention, etc. All this digging, even by Jo, widens the net. It doesnt guarantee that we will solve the case but it ups the odds as more people are contacted and are asked about events that occured around that time and in that area. I do think the Norjack case will be solved in my lifetime and that Amelia E's plane will be found as well. Just hunches from an optimistic jumper and aviation nut. 377 Sasquatch has been seen numerous times and seems to have a grudge against low-flying aircraft. He is known to inhabit the approximate area of the Pacific NW woods where Cooper jump. He is approximately 6 ft tall, has brown hair and eyes, and has a dark complexion. Because of his ability to work with animals, he may have been involved in Operation Dumbo Drop in Vietnam. But no proof of this exists. Eye witness have not stated specifically that he is not Cooper. We need to look into the names of all Special Forces personnel with names starting with S during the VN war. Anyone who doesn't do this immediately is part of the FBI/CIA coverup. This may be the key to blowing this case wide open!

It is not designed to be gay, like all the butt-patting that goes on in hockey. However, some of the exits, like the Meeker in Open Class require inside-center to cup my balls.

Frickin' salmon - going around spreading their diseases.