Shotgun

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  1. Not really... they only make me about as tall as a normal person.
  2. I'm durrin' good. How you durrin? And what the hell is up with that link??? Edited to say: Oh, and nice pics! Thanks...
  3. Go on... post it, dude. (And if you do, Keith owes me one. )
  4. Don is a scary man. I would advise you to not give him your home address. (Just kidding... sorry, I don't have an email address for him.)
  5. Uh....Maybe it's time to try a different "brand" of men... Hmm, like one of those French brands??? And Rosa: I won't be out there this weekend, but I should be there on the Saturdays during Nationals (and I'm planning on jumping this coming Tuesday if I'm not too busy). No rush on the wingsuit though...
  6. ...but cold Oh well, men are all "cold" anyway. (just kidding!) I'll PM ya the other stuff in a minute...
  7. Well at least everything is already stiff... It was brought to us from France, but it could still be the fake stuff that they sell to stupid American tourists. All the ingredients are in French, so I can't tell if it has wormwood in it... what should it say if it does?
  8. Well, there's no "buldge" in this picture, but I thought you might like it (and you didn't specify whether the nudies had to be male). And I've posted it before, but hey I'm posting it again. It's hard to tell from the pic, but we are actually in a cage and my wrists are chained above me. (That was a fun bar.) http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=12904; (Geez, first I can't stop flirting with boys on the 'net... and now I'm flirting with girls too! I might as well forget about work for now and just start drinking... )
  9. Thanks for sending me a link, Keith. Now I feel informed enough to vote. Oh, and Christoofar: How YOU doin???
  10. Big Balls - AC/DC Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart - Johnny Cash Lick My Love Pump - from Spinal Tap (Ok, not really... I just wanted an excuse to say "lick my love pump". )
  11. More nekkid pix??? How did I miss the first ones? Somebody give me a link, please.
  12. Thanks, Keith! You give off good vibes too... even though you are gay. But you didn't stick around long enough to see me turn into the crazy assmonkey, dancing on the bar and such... Oh wait, I didn't do that... somehow I managed to behave myself that night - it was weird. And to get back on topic... Now if I were a gay man, I think Keith would be my first choice.
  13. Hmm, which dz.commer???... I dunno... but I'm starting to think RoadRash is kinda sexy. And now I have to change my avatar back to a bondage fairy...
  14. That's a good point... And "Black No. 1" (I just realized I wrote No. 9 in my original post - oops) is about 11 minutes. But other than that, I think it's a good choice because it's such a dynamic song.
  15. I listened to the sample... It's kinda funny, but it didn't sound like a good song for stripping to... Goofy Austin hippies.
  16. Yeah, I was thinking that one too... you just can't get much sexier than that. I remember after that album came out (which also included "Reptile"), I saw an interview with Trent Reznor where he said he might as well just name his next album "Music for Tittie Bars" or something like that... Mmm, that boy does make some sexy music though. I put "Reptile" because I did actually have someone give me a table dance to that song once... So I can say from experience that it makes a good strip club song.
  17. 1. Black No. 9 - Type O Negative 2. Reptile - Nine Inch Nails 3. Sexy Sucker - My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult Of course, that could change depending on whatever mood I'm in.
  18. Hmm, yes that does make me sick. War is not very pretty, is it? And while we are on the subject of getting sick and pissed off: http://www.allied-media.com/aljazeera/VICS.htm So what do we do to stop all of this violence?
  19. "Peggy Sue" by Buddy Holly
  20. Just from my personal experience (don't have any technical info for you)... I have found that the faster I am going at pull time, the quicker (and harder) my canopy opens... But there are other factors involved such as how the canopy was packed, what type/size of canopy it is, etc. Try pulling directly off someone's back in a rodeo - you'll see how fast your canopy opens from that speed - Ouch! (No, don't really try it - I am an idiot for doing that. It was painful, and if I was any heavier it might have blown up my main.)
  21. I go for the more "natural" stuff myself... DL-Phenylalinine, L-Glutamine, 5-Hydroxy Tryptophan, and a big dose of B vitamins. I've never really had that "manic" problem though...