Shotgun
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You know your mom is hot.
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I do mean it. And I bet you're the one person who has checked "Yes, God, I wish she wasn't my mom"!
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And Steve wins the Depravity Award.
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Yeah, whatever... I'm sure your "voices" are just as depraved as the rest of you.
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You bet your sweet ass I find Texans sexy! Well, I find myself to be sexy anyway.... And AggieDave, of course.
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Only when you are wearing the Little Bo Peep outfit.
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Only the kinky ones. (Or does that mean ALL of them???)
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Only if they have flames on their helmets.
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That's ok... I have three cameras... I'm putting one on the tripod right now. Now where's the baby oil???
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Ok... but we're also about 3000 miles away! Geez, you're just a glutton for punishment, aren't you???
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Umm... Duh!!!!
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Address please! I'm only about 8 hours south of you.
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Whoever is the next person to walk through my door...
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Mmm.... men in tights. Does that answer your question?
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A short video combining two of my favorite things...
Shotgun replied to indyz's topic in The Bonfire
That's pretty funny... And now we all know what a geek you are. -
Legoland is cool... It's made for little kids, but... well, there ya go. (I enjoyed it.)
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Hmmm...maybe she was the blond that was in my dream a few weeks ago. Sunshine has a penis!!!???? Being horny in class sucks too... It's hard to pay attention to the teacher when I can't stop thinking about.... well, naughty things ... I'm sure I am just sitting there with some weird glazed-over look in my eyes...
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It's not bad for me.
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So you only like to be tied to a Throne in the tower of a Castle? Umm... that'll work.
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I seem to date asshole-types when I am single (and wanting to stay single)... I only realized this a few years ago, but I think it is a subconscious thing I do because I know I won't fall in love with them... Ok well maybe I've fallen in love with a couple of them, but only for a short while until I came to my senses.... But generally I prefer a man who treats me like the princess that I am.
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Lately I have been receiving only random notifications of PM's or Replies. I haven't been able to figure out any pattern to it, but some I am just not getting. (And I have checked to make sure they are not being caught by my spam filter.)
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LOL... That's funny, Mike. Now why don't I ever get to see any wild animal sex when I'm out taking real estate pics??? I just get goofy dogs trying to jump on me and knock my equipment over and such...
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Maybe this is a stupid question, but what is "drunk money sex"??? There is really only one thing left on my list of things to do before I die (other than spending time with the people I love)... and that is to travel into space... And who knows... the way things are going, there might be a -small- chance that I'll actually get to do that...
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You say that like it's a bad thing. It's a bad thing when he never ties ME up! Oh wait, my husband might not appreciate it if he did...