Shotgun

JP's probably tying Kelly to the tree! That crazy bondage-luvin' freak.

No, 'cause I luv u too......... AH! So you swing BOTH ways???? That's cool...

Hmm... so you really ARE gay!???

Rosa, are you gonna post those pictures now... so that we can understand what kind of pictures you are talking about?

Allegedly (I don't remember this), I tried to pee in Rich's car. I had been drinking quite a bit and had fallen asleep on the couch. He saw me get up and go to the garage door, so he followed me to see what I was doing. He said I opened the passenger door of his car, pulled down my pants, and sat on the seat ... at which point he ran over and asked me what I was doing. He said that I then got really annoyed with him for treating me like I didn't know what I was doing, got up and pulled my pants up, walked back in the house and went into the actual bathroom and then peed for a loooong time... then I went back to sleep on the couch. I have absolutely no recollection of this, and I probably shouldn't be admitting it in public, but that's my best embarrassing drunk story. (Ok, actually there are probably some better ones, but I'll stick to that one for now. )

Physically? No, I have never been hurt by skydiving, other than minor bruises or sore muscles. I am an extremely (overly?) cautious skydiver and canopy pilot, so I'm guessing that has something to do with it... Luck may be involved as well... Emotionally? Yes, I have a few scars from this sport. I can't think of any way to avoid this part of it though, other than not allowing yourself to ever care about the other skydivers that you meet???

Thanks for the information... I just ordered one of Max Ehrmann's books - The Desiderata of Happiness : A Collection of Philosophical Poems

Hmm, I did not know that. Interesting though... Here is some text about it from snopes: Not that the date really matters... I still love the words... But the story behind it is interesting... And now I am going to look up the other works of Max Ehrmann...

I was wondering that too... So I did a quick search and found this restaurant's site that has a menu and some pics: http://www.gojjo-philly.com/dinner.htm Sounds interesting...

The Illustrated Story of O

There you go being peaceful again. Yep. Well come on, dude, what the fuck was the "*yawn*" for, like he was doing better?! I can understand that you didn't like his "*yawn*" comment... I just don't understand the need for your overly-hostile reply to him. There are other ways of expressing the same sentiment besides going off with "fuckin'" this and "fuckin'" that and "what the fuck" over and over and OVER again... but, hey, if that's how you feel you need to express yourself and you don't care what impression it gives others of you (I'm guessing you don't care at all), then go right ahead... I was just making a joke about how peaceful it was. (Yeah, I know... not very original.)

There you go being peaceful again.

Sorry! I didn't realize how many pop-ups and other crap that site had until I had already posted it. (Duh! I should have know since it's a PORN site!)

Sorry if I got off-topic... I just wanted to point out that I do not agree with your statement that "a bad swooper usually only endangers his own life". My experience might be considerably different than yours based on the US dropzones that I have jumped at and the number of years that I have been around the sport... but I have definitely seen bad swoopers endangering other's lives (including my own) enough times that I consider it a problem. There have been canopy collisions and quite a few close calls that have been caused by someone on a canopy that they could not properly control (usually someone trying to swoop or land a canopy that they were not ready for). Now obviously, this can happen even with a big slow canopy on a straight-in approach... but I think the danger from that is far less than with a fast canopy on a less predictable approach (swooping). I certainly find it much easier to avoid an inexperienced canopy pilot on a big slow canopy than an incompetent swooper on a fast canopy that they have little control over. It seems to me that this is more of a problem at bigger dropzones where you often have very crowded landing area... Ok, I'm done now... wasn't trying to hijack the thread.

This is often not the case. I have seen bad swoopers (or jumpers with canopies too small for their abilities) put others in danger many times... (especially at Perris where we have swoopers and non-swoopers landing in the same skinny grass landing area, with no rules about who is allowed to be swooping there). If you can't control a canopy good enough to land it properly, then chances are that you can't control it good enough to be flying in the same airspace as other jumpers. Also, in a crowded landing area, when you hit the ground hard and bounce 20 ft. or so (from a bad swoop or any other reason), I doubt that you have much control over which direction you bounce or who else you might take out in the process.

Midget porn is sort of kinky... especially for Amazon. http://www.midget-porn-pics.com/ (JP, if you look at this at work then Roger will soon be asking you about your midget porn fetish ;-) I saw the girl star from this site on Howard Stern the other night... She was pretty cool, even though he was being a bit of a dick to her. (Imagine that!)

What about sex with animals? Would that count?

And it's just a hypothetical question too. Somehow I think the answers might be different if the choice was real... I was just fantasizing about how many trips to the moon I would be able to buy during those ten years. (Actually, even just one would be enough for me.)

Hmm... Now this question is much more difficult than the other one was!

That is funny... I have this strange psycho-thing where I am always embarrassed buying cucumbers at the grocery store. The funny thing is that I am not even buying them for any kinky purpose; I just like to eat cucumbers... (AND, I am not typically embarrassed when buying actual kinky stuff ;) ... but, while I'll stand there and inspect all of the other veggies carefully before choosing one, the cucumber I'll just grab quickly and move on because I feel funny standing there inspecting them. But I made the mistake of telling Rich about this strange little phobia of mine... So now, in the supermarket, he will start picking up cucumbers, saying loudly to me, "Look, honey... this one is big and firm... check out the ridges on this one"... and stuff like that. I don't take him grocery shopping with me much anymore...

You couldn't handle it.

Perv.

Ummmm...waaaaay too much information... Sorry... I've never actually seen his penis... just commenting on this photo here: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1221693#1221693

Yes... and his large black penis.

Steve likes to be eaten by other men.