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Slackware Linux Edited to say: Though some of the questions were sexist (written as if only a man would be taking the test ;-)

OK!

Yeah, like you're gonna be SO miserable there. Oh, and you never take me anywhere either. You guys are buttholes.

"From Dusk Til Dawn" (probably my favorite movie in general) and "Bride of Chucky"... guess I like the cheese. The first "Final Destination" was good too... And "King Kong" is sexy (if that would be considered a scary movie?)

I wanna go!!! You never take me anywhere. It's like you think your girlfriend is more important or something.

Really? My GF's cats turn away and won't look. I think they watch... Actually they probably just go to sleep and ignore us... To be honest, I don't really pay much attention to what the cats are doing while we're having sex.

I used to have a Siamese/Persian cat who was pretty fiesty. My roommate was in the bedroom with her guy, and I was sitting out in the livingroom... when I heard the guy scream loudly... I wondered what was going on in there, and I found out later that the cat had attacked his balls. The cats I have now are very mellow and don't do such things...

Yeah, my cats watch all the time... I can't do it around the clownfish though... They're creepy little pervs.

I was thinking of that... Hmm, some of them have balloon tours too - that might be cool.

The Queen Mary sounds nice... sounds like something they would like.

These suggestions all sound like something that I would like, and my mom would probably like them too, but I don't know about my stepdad. And now that I think about it, I think they specifically mentioned that they didn't want to go to LA. But I'll bookmark these to check out some other time...

I had to laugh at how many times you mentioned drinking in your reply... What, do you think I'm a lush or something??? My mom mentioned something about Old Town, but I didn't know what that was... I'll check it out (and the other suggestions too). Thanks!

Ok, I'll take you both to Disneyland... if you promise to behave yourselves.

My mom and stepdad are coming to stay with me for a few days in December, and I am looking for suggestions of things to do while they are here. (I live near Perris.) The last time they were here, I took them to the beach in Carlsbad, the Birch Aquarium in La Jolla, LegoLand (my nephews were with them), and to Vegas. What are some other good things to do out here? (probably nothing too adventurous) And I've never been to Catalina or Coronado... Are either of those places good to visit in December?

It's an empty bottle, of course. I only kept it because it was a special occasion... though empty liquor bottles do make nice vases for my flowers.

Cool... food fights are fun.

Slightly off-subject, but I just read an interesting article on the public opinion polls: Link to original article

No, it's regular old black Jack... the only thing special about it is that we paid an outrageously high price for it at Club Rain in Vegas, but it's still just regular black Jack. (Hmm, maybe Rain was selling expensive less-alcoholic Jack??? ... Like I needed any more alcohol than I had that night - I'm probably banned from that club now. )

I'm still trying to figure out why the Jack bottle I have from about two years ago has "80 Proof" on it... Did they change it that long ago??? Oh well, it turns me into an assmonkey whether it's 80 or 86.

I see... I guess I didn't understand since I don't emotionally identify with her... And I guess I thought that only preteens and younger would emotionally identify with her, but I must have been wrong... As for the "anger and rage" I wasn't really referring to anyone on here (well, except for maybe one person). Sorry, I wasn't clear on that... I was referring more to one of the websites/forums linked from here that had comments calling her a "stupid cunt" or a "stupid bitch" and "getting what she deserved"... and I just thought that was a little unnecessary and a little scary to think that people have such deep and uncontrollable anger that they need to take it out on whoever is the easiest target at the moment. Anyhow, I'm done with my self-righteousness for the day. I am stressed out, and it's time to drink some whiskey. Oh, and you don't really read Lucky Magazine, do you???

Yep, but somehow I doubt the music business will ever be "fair"... Unfortunately, talent doesn't seem to be the biggest factor in getting a record deal.... But, fortunately, the Internet (and cheaper technology in general) is now making it easier for musicians (and small indie labels) to promote themselves and sell their own records without the support of a big corporate record label. As for Ashlee Simpson (and this is not directed at anyone in particular)... It is kinda sad to see how much hate some people seem to feel for her. I don't care for her music, and I feel indifferent towards her as a person... But what exactly causes some people to feel _hate_ for some teenybopper girl who they've probably never even met in person? I mean, why not just turn the channel or ignore her if she annoys you? Are some people's lives really so miserable that they have to channel their anger and rage to some pop star who should really have no significant effect on their lives in the first place??? Or does she somehow represent a larger threat that strikes a nerve with certain people??? Hmm, it just disturbs me to see such unnecessary negativity in the world...

I actually watched the whole "Surreal Life" series that he was on... and it was great! He is such a funny guy... Tammy Faye was also on that show, and she seemed like a really cool person too - which I have to admit that I was surprised by!

Interesting... So far, of the 204 men who have responded, 79% say yes... and of the the 78 women who have responded, 73% say yes. Sounds like us dz.commers are a lot sluttier than the general population. Now I personally have never even HAD sex, so I must be one of the few innocents on here.

I've seen a cat's penis a few times (no, not intentionally)... but that's the first time I've ever seen a cat playing with it's own penis! I don't think I've seen a pig's penis though... I'm now trying to find a picture of one, but no luck. Edited to add one of the pictures that came up while searching...

That goofy TV show??? Or is this some weird song that is a cross between Highway to Hell and Stairway to Heaven??? Gary has now inspired me to listen to all kinds of "tribute" music today! Thanks, Gary... I've been having a great laugh. That same band that did the hillbilly AC/DC tribute also has one for Kiss, Kiss My Grass. It's funny. And when I heard the version of NIN's "Closer" on the Lounge Against the Machine CD, I immediately had to go to Napster and buy that. (Napster surprisingly has a lot of this stuff, so I might have to get a few...) And to get back on subject, Pat Boone has an interesting version of "Stairway to Heaven." (and for adamjenner: he has a swell version of "Enter Sandman" too)