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  1. Shotgun
    You're a tease.
  2. Shotgun
    And don't forget the giant locusts that would be flying around, snatching up and torturing anyone who doesn't have the seal of God on their forehead.
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    Wow, is that part of the forum rules now? If that's the case, then I would also like to mention that you are a butthead. And as I said in another thread... "Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
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    Thats one wierd perversion! Yes, I am a sicko. Must have something to do with all that talk about hard drives and servers... and subnet masks... and of course masters and slaves. Mmm... I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.
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    Posting this at 4:20, eh? Lay off the wacky weed, Bill. (Am I gonna get a warning for that???)
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    Well, it would be good news to have that answered... But then I would demand that God answer a few other questions, like why he tortures us and lets so many horrible things go on in our world. I formed my belief of the non-existence of God based on logic, not because I had any bad church experiences as a child. In fact, I quite enjoyed going to church when I was a kid... but the idea that there is a God simply makes no sense to me (and never did, even as a child). As soon as I was old enough to start thinking for myself, God got put into the same category as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny - fun idea, but not real.
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    Actually, geeks are the best kissers... in my experience anyway. But then I have this weird "network administrator" fetish... Oh, and as far as what makes a good kiss??? Wow, I actually find myself too embarrassed to say!
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    Yes, please!
  9. Shotgun
    Oh come on, they would be so cute together! Ok, maybe not...
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    Oh nevermind... I was just having some weird homoerotic fantasy... Trying to erase the visual in my head of "Barbara Streisand on President Bush"... That's just icky.
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    I think the most effective way would be to take a handful of good sleeping pills... Then right as you're about to pass out, put a couple of heavy-duty plastic bags over your head (secured with a tight band around your neck)... Oh, maybe I shouldn't mention that. Next thing you know they'll be seeking a ban on sleeping pills and plastic bags (if they're not already!)... Gotta protect that Moral Fiber!
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    I'm a bit disturbed by the high percentage of people who said it's better to seek forgiveness. Unfortunately, I'm not surprised though; my experience has been that dishonesty in relationships seems to be an accpepted thing in our society (for some strange reason). Kinda funny in a world that pretends to be so concerned with "morals". Oh well... As I've said before... Safe words are for sissies!
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    Useless trivia for the late morning: So is Jimi Hendrix's "Manic Depression." Ok, I had to do a search for that song because I couldn't think of how it goes... so I'm listening to it now, and yep - it's a waltz too. Hmm, I'm a dork for knowing the Piano Man song better than a Jimi Hendrix song.
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    Bengal Cats

    Shotgun replied to Evelyn's topic in The Bonfire

    Yeah, except they don't slobber all over you or stick their nose in your crotch or hump your leg like dogs do. You could get a Sphynx kitty - they have no hair so they're good cats for people with allergies. (And I think they're cute!) I don't know what their personalities are like though...
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    Fox's Branson Show

    Shotgun replied to Jib's topic in The Bonfire

    I caught a bit of that show last night... Having a tea party on top of the balloon looked so cool! I'd probably pee my pants on the climb up there, but it would be worth it!
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    Now you've got me singing the song while tapping the rhythm to see if you're correct... And you are! You're such a smart man, billvon!
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    Bengal Cats

    Shotgun replied to Evelyn's topic in The Bonfire

    I used to have a Bengal cat (Polly Jean). They are wonderful cats, and they are really feisty. (I could never clip her claws by myself - even my vet had to have an assitant help him to clip them!) I tried to keep her as an indoor cat but she just wouldn't have that so I ended up letting her outdoors. She was fine for a few years, but after I moved to CA (and out in the country sort of) she disappeared after about 6 months (probably a coyote or something). She did love the water and would often get in the bathtub with me or run through the sprinkler while I was watering the garden!
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    Beer??? I'm disappointed, Zen... I thought surely you must be a whiskey drinker. Let's get drunk and.... play Raiders of the Lost Ark by rolling the LoveSac down the stairs and trying to get out of the way before it runs you over...
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    Even poor Frenchy? Oh, I suppose I could make an exception for you, Frenchy... as long as the sex is good. Hmm, I'm gonna get a spanking if my husband reads this.
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    Without a doubt, I would say "ask permission". I would be a lot more accepting of some big secret if it was presented to me up front. If I found out later, and found out that you had been lying to me or keeping it from me, then I would have a hard time forgiving you or trusting you again. But that's just me. Dishonesty is at the top of my list of things I will not tolerate in a serious relationship. Any man who thought "begging for forgiveness after the fact" was the best option would be kicked out of my life pretty fast. Edited to say: I'm assuming from your post that this "secret" is something fairly significant and that you are looking to have a relationship with this person. Otherwise, my answer might be different. So come on, tell us what the secret is!
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    The only thing that bothers me is that some of the pharmacists actually took the woman's prescription and refused to give it back to her, causing her to have to go back to the doctor to get another prescription before she could get it filled elsewhere. It's one thing if they just refuse to fill it, but they have no right trying to prevent a woman from being able to get her prescription filled anywhere, not to mention the huge hassle he caused her.
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    Coming from you, K.! YESSSSSSSS Ok, I'm sending you a telepathic bitch slap... Can you feel it???
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    And you are completely missing my point. I see the value in issues that actually affect people. I'm sorry, but anything where it's only backing is "moral fiber" is crap. I have my own morals, but that doesn't mean I should push them onto others or try to make them illegal. For example, I think stripping for money is wrong. However, I don't think it should be illegal since it's not hurting me by others doing it. Basically, people can't get the concept of infringing on others rights. They like to make up some moral mumbo jumbo to pretend that they're actually affected. I just want to see proof on how they're actually affected. Oops... I think I misunderstood when I replied to you before. Sorry! (I do that sometimes!) And yes I agree... I would like to see proof on how they're affected.
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    Do you need a bitch slap?
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    It affects the two girls, and sometimes their children... Such as in this story where the stay-at-home mom may not be able to receive health insurance through her partner's employer anymore if their marriage is declared illegal: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20041108/ap_on_re_us/gay_marriage_couples_3 But all the other female stay-at-home moms who have husbands working for the same company will still be able to receive their health benefits. Doesn't sound too fair to me...