Shotgun

Such as... One of my favorite songs...

Yes... I've probably listened to that album more than any other... and every time I listen to it with headphones I seem to notice something new that I hadn't noticed before. (Oh and he seems to enjoy whispering quite a bit... which is particularly sexy with headphones because it sounds like he's whispering right into your ear - you can almost feel his warm breath. ) Their "Closer to God" tour was the best concert I have ever seen. (Well, maybe tied with The Who.) I also saw them when they toured with David Bowie, but they weren't quite as good on that one... That seemed like a bad idea to have them open for Bowie, as popular as they were at the time.... They didn't play long enough, and they got the crowd so worked up that it was just anti-climactic when Bowie came on for his set... I actually left after a few of Bowie's songs, and I think about half of the crowd did too... kinda felt sorry for Bowie. But it was cool that Bowie came out and did a few songs with NIN during their set... They did a great version of "Reptile" with Bowie singing... Oh, and yes some of their music is good sex music. And I have a cat who has become affectionately know as "Piglet" thanks to Trent... He's actually named Iggy, which rhymes with "Piggy"... so I was always singing that song to him... "Hey Pig Piggy Pig Pig Pig"... and then started calling him Piggy, which somehow turned into Piglet... Anyhow, I'm sure everyone was just dying to know that.

Yes he is... But I don't think he'll ever be able to top "The Downward Spiral" - that album is a masterpiece... I love to listen to it with headphones... so many intricate details.

Good for you! I wouldn't marry (or even date) anyone like that either... assuming he was serious about using physical means to force his ideas on to you.

Well, I probably shouldn't admit it... but I recently got Motley Crue's "Shout at the Devil" on CD (after years of not listening to it since I only had it on vinyl and no longer have a record player)... and I'm liking it a lot! The CD is cool because it has some bonus tracks from their demo album, which are much more "raw" sounding - and I think those are some of their best recordings ever. But I guess that's more like re-discovering an old band, since I liked them a lot when I was a teenager.

Wow, I get home from a hard day of work (and no dz.com)... and I find out that my alter ego (shotgun) has been having a freakin' jello orgy all day! Sweet. Oh, and you're a very talented writer, Sunny. I'm mucho impressed.

As I've already mentioned, my husband and I have a compromise (if we ever decide to have kids): If it's a boy, he gets Rich's last name. If it's a girl, she get's my last name. Pretty simple. And if he tried to convince me that simply giving the kids his last name was a fair compromise (and how is that even a compromise anyway?)... then he would probably end up with a little Keely foot up his ass. But of course, I married someone who already thought enough like me... that I don't think there was ever even a discussion of whether I would be changing my name or not.

I've thought about this quite a bit... and the only solution that I could come up with is: if we have a boy, he gets Rich's last name and if we have a girl then she gets my last name. Rich agrees that is the best answer, though I think I've pretty much decided I don't want to have children anyway.

That's funny... Think I'll start using that one... because I tend to get irritated when people ask me why I didn't change my last name... So from now on, I'm gonna say I decided to take on only his first name... Just call me "Richard".

Easy answer for any moral dilemma... Call the Church immediately, as that is the only place to find the correct answer.

And I don't think I've ever seen you look so sexy as you do in your Beer Dispenser Football Helmet. Hmm, I need one of those... Now stop corrupting the poor young women... I'm starting to remember why Richard gave you the nickname of troublemakerdick.

Hey! Haven't I seen you somewhere before? (http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=35248;)

You mean this one?

Mike, according to the forum rules, anyone can call you a troll anyway...

Yes... especially since the "stirring shit over something that doesn't matter" is probably contributing to the drug problem... Not much fun to live somewhere that is uptight and repressive...

You just didn't have the right alien... I've had some that was REALLY good. But he has his greencard now, so he's not an alien anymore.

Now this is starting to sound like my kind of story... Speaking of the part about the twirly cookies, of course... yummy.

The bad thing is that now Rich will probably get me back somehow even though I didn't actually get him in the first place. All he had to say about it was, "Don't start a war that you can't win." And it looks like I've already shot myself in the foot before the war even started.

Well, just as I predicted, I am a complete idiot... Yep, I ended up getting myself. I put the rubberband on the sprayer last night, but Rich never used the kitchen sink. When I first went into the kitchen this morning, I remembered it and was careful not to spray myself... But then, about an hour later I went back to wash some dishes and had completely forgotten about it at this point... So I turn the water on and of course end up getting a nice little cold shower. And to make things worse, Rich walks in right after I turned the water off, and I am standing there soaked and laughing with a guilty look on my face. Then he asks me what I'm doing as he comes over to look at the sink, sees the rubber band on the sprayer and says, "So, what's this???"... So now I am totally busted and have to confess the whole thing. Anyhow, I probably shouldn't be admitting this on here (now you all know just how stupid I am)... but it was pretty freakin' funny.

That's my mannequin, Alice.... She's still wearing her mask from Halloween because she is a weirdo.

Ah, look how cute you are. Is that an Ibanez in the other pic?

Nice...

You have to be more specific... Remster only likes vanilla yogurt.... because he is a prude.

I think I need to change my panties now! Ohhh, Trent is one of those unique men that is not attractive, but he is just about the sexiest man alive....drool. Hmm... I think I like making other women cream their panties!

Well... vanilla is yummy after all... but... it's naughty too.