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  1. Shotgun
    That is simply not true. There are more pirates today than ever before. Just ask Metallica...
  2. Shotgun
    Popcorn and *TEA*?? ewww!!! Well, crumpets would be better... but I can't have those until I am crowned SC Homecoming King, which I am still waiting for...
  3. Shotgun
    I'll have some popcorn too, please... will go nice with my morning tea...
  4. Shotgun
    Well, I do know how to order pizza... but that's about the extent of my domestic abilities. Cheese whiz soup, huh? Sounds... interesting. I could bring some beer...
  5. Shotgun
    Wow, after reading this thread I am reminded why I don't have (or go to) dinner parties... It is just WAY too complicated! Well that, and I can't cook anything worthy of serving to other people...
  6. Shotgun
    Oh, ok... I misunderstood... Glad I asked before telling you what I thought about that.
  7. Shotgun
    Keely, please, I know what beverage you are addicted to. As bodizaffah said, that's more of a love/hate relationship than an addiction.
  8. Shotgun

    most banned?

    Shotgun replied to feuergnom's topic in The Bonfire

    Me too. I feel so loved.
  9. Shotgun
    Why are Paris Hilton's morals not real?
  10. Shotgun

    most banned?

    Shotgun replied to feuergnom's topic in The Bonfire

    But it's so much FUN being me... It's like having thousands of miniature monkeys inside your brain, flinging poo at each other... and then you give them all a little Jack Daniels and, well... Trust me, it's fun. Oh, and it kinda sucked pretending to be you.
  11. Shotgun

    most banned?

    Shotgun replied to feuergnom's topic in The Bonfire

    Oh, good... Now that you have decided to stop acting like a juvenile, I can have my avatar back.
  12. Shotgun
    I gave up coffee about 2 1/2 weeks ago, and now I am turning into a tea addict.
  13. Shotgun
    My male cat will play with his toys (rubber bands, guitar strings) and then drop them into his food bowl before he starts eating. I think it has something to do with his kitty instinct to play with his food before he eats it. He's a manly boy...
  14. Shotgun
    Interesting... http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060307/sc_afp/turkeyhealthscience
  15. Shotgun
    She was elected as "homecoming king," not "homecoming man." So I don't think anyone was trying to change the definition of what a man is.
  16. Shotgun
    It's not a silly argument. The gender of college homecoming kings is of utmost importance to our society, and one of today's most pressing issues. If we allow women to be homecoming king, who knows what will happen next... Iran might build a nuclear weapon or something.
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    I don't think it's a matter of "today's standards"... I think that what makes a man a man and a woman a woman is largely defined by one's culture, and many cultures (throughout history) don't have such a black and white definition.
  18. Shotgun
    You could just go sans pants. It's the latest rage...
  19. Shotgun
    Those are the type of morals that most people, even non-Christians, share. The morals I have are based on not hurting other people, and I'm pretty sure that I would have those same morals even if Christianity never existed. There are people in our society who seem to think those things are ok (though I'm not one of them)... And personally, I find that to be much more of a concern than worrying about the sexual orientation of other healthy and sane adults. Edited to say: Well unless it involves lying to GTAVercetti about wearing pants... That's when it's ok to lie.
  20. Shotgun
    Mmm, crumpets... I like crumpets.
  21. Shotgun
    I think this may be my proudest moment... But if I win, then I will truly feel like I have accomplished something in my life. I have always wanted to be king...
  22. Shotgun
    I can't remember that far back.
  23. Shotgun
    Well, allow me to rephrase: I am not wearing anything to cover the lower half of my body. Ok, actually I am lying to you. I am wearing some ugly old sweatpants. But I will take them off if everyone else does. My cat Iggy might be offended, but he thinks I'm an idiot anyway...
  24. Shotgun
    I'm not wearing pants. But those of you who are should take them off.
  25. Shotgun
    And that sort of news would be a lot more interesting if you weren't wearing pants. And if you posted pictures, of course.