Shotgun

Yikes, it's scary to wake up to this face in the morning.

Man, I didn't mind you using my avatar at first... but now that you're saying anything other than Texas bbq is good... I may have to ask you to cease and desist. Freakin' traitor...

How long will you be out here? It would be nice to meet up... though my plan-making abilities have not been so great lately...

Nope, I'll be including pictures of Skaggles in all his glory. Ok, maybe I can't be that mean to my sweet little JP...

And with my new avatar, I am now going to start sending you dirty PM's.

Found one...

This one dude was convinced that Skaggs and I were brother and sister one night, because we look so much alike. Hmm, now I have to see if I have a picture of him to use as my avatar...

Hmm, I should have known you would then steal MY avatar... Buttnugget.

Dude, you are about to get banned for life if you don't change your avatar... That, and I will kick your ass too... Dorkwad.

Well, now that you have me fantasizing about burgers... Casino El Camino on 6th St. in Austin (TX) makes some of the yummiest burgers (and they have the coolest pool room that is painted to look like you're in Hell), and there used to be a little dive called GM Steakhouse that had great burgers too, but I think that they closed down... Out here, the best burger I've had was at this little Mexican food restaurant in Perris called Amigos Tres (and it was pretty damn good). There is also a little place off of the 15 toward San Diego, called Nessie Burgers, that makes a pretty good one...

Yes, but he's a vegetarian so he doesn't make burgers... I may have to invite Monkeyboy, aka kitchen bitch, over...

Umm, what is this word "cook" that you speak of? It sounds like it might involve me doing something in the kitchen, other than pouring myself a drink, and that would just be dangerous....

Funny you should post that; I was just thinking that a big juicy hamburger sounds nice right now. And now you have encouraged my craving... though I don't know of any good burger joints near my house, and I don't feel like making a drive... Oh, and I have never eaten at any of those places on the list. (And I'm sorry, but In-N-Out burgers are just OK. )

Hey, where's my percentage!?

You don't think that schools should teach the biological part of sex... things like reproduction, and how diseases are spread? Stuff that most parents are not going to have the expertise to teach?

People who like guns/Anti-gun people... seems like a personal division to me.

Because you're all closed minded. When we christians mean lost it means that they need to be found and saved by Jesus. It doesn't mean that they're hopeless lost cases. It's what categorizes people as saved and lost. Lost is as in "lost sheep". Jesus loves to find lost sheep and find them again. I don't even know why I'm explaining this to you. You have more experience being a christian than I do. I went to church for many years because that is what my family did, but I can't really say that I was ever a Christian. I do at least have a decent understanding of Christianity though, and for the most part I think that it is a good thing for the people who choose that route. And I know that as an atheist, I have made arrogant comments at times about others' beliefs (and probably will again), though I try not to do that. The more I learn about life in general, the easier it is to accept others' beliefs and realize that no one is really any more "lost" or "found" than I am. After all, the world is what we believe it to be... I do have a bit of trouble accepting those whose mission in life is to spread their religion, but perhaps most of them mean well... And I'm sure I'll continue to poke fun at Christianity because, well, I poke fun at pretty much everything (including myself).

And that's a very tempting invitation.

This is the sort of statement that tends to get your religion labeled as arrogant.

I haven't seen it 10 times, but I LOVE that movie. For whatever reason, I thought it was the greatest movie EVER when I was a kid. Now I appreciate it as the total cheese-fest that it is. Same here.

Dusk Til Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Singing in the Rain, Clockwork Orange, ET, Cabaret, Grease, The Bee Gees' Seargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Tommy, The Wall, This is Spinal Tap... (Hmm, there seems to be a mostly musical theme going on here...)

I agree. Similar to Linda Lovelace's performance in Deep Throat. It's about time that these movies get the respect that they deserve.

I can't speak for other atheists, but I can say that the only time I have been faced with such a situation, no type of god entered my mind. My thoughts were only on my family and closest friends.

I have decided to disown you.

You're my hero. The lyrics to the theme song just bring a tear to my eye every time I hear them... Just relax your muscles and once you hit that spot keep right on pushing and give it all you've got. Now we've found your tinkler the solution is quite clear. For if we both can hit it now the bells you'll surely hear. Deep throat, deeper than deep your throat. Deep throat, Don't row the boat, don't get your goat. That's all she wrote, Deep throat.... Classic stuff.