Shotgun

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  1. P - You know!!! Q - quality beverages R - Raspberries (fresh) S - Sapporo T - Tuborg Chuck U - Uniform (Black and Leather) V - Valium and Vicodin (I don't think I'm gonna remember this picnic! )
  2. J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam K - Krispy Kremes! L - Lemons! M - Margaritas! N - nitrous oxide
  3. I believe it's supposed to be something about erotic desserts... But now that I'm thinking of erotic desserts cooked in uranus... Umm, maybe I won't watch the show.
  4. J - Jerky J - Jack Daniels! or Jim Beam
  5. Oh, I thought it was Christians. Damnit, I've been hating the wrong people...
  6. That's a nice piece of meat. So, was Jarhead any good?
  7. No way, sauerkraut smells GOOD! And tastes even better. (I love sauerkraut!)
  8. Shotgun

    Tron

    I watched that on the weekend too! It was funny.
  9. No, once they have given up a child for adoption then someone else has willingly taken over the financial support of that child. well, how about they support while the kids are in the orphanage anyway? until the kids get bought by a new family? I think that most children in orphanages were probably taken away from their parents - not intentionally put there by their parents (correct me if I'm wrong - I honestly don't know)... But what does that have to do with men being legally forced into parenthood?
  10. Maybe if I was highly intoxicated that thing would sound good, but EWWW! That sounds nasty... I just had a yummy turkey sammich on poppyseed hazlenut bread, with spicy mustard, fresh tomatos and homegrown sprouts... Mmm...
  11. No, once they have given up a child for adoption then someone else has willingly taken over the financial support of that child.
  12. oooh - good one I don't think that men are ever legally forced into parenthood either. Any man should realize that any time he has sex with a woman he is taking the chance of becoming a father, and if he does not accept that risk then he should not partake in the sex. So the "(legally) forced into parenthood" idea goes away as soon as he decides to go for the sex.
  13. You would think, with a name like "Bush," that he would like pie.
  14. Sweet... Now that I have control of Vallerina... All hell can break loose... Bwahahahaha... It's good to be king!
  15. Bwahahahahaha....... Can't help myself: That tool looks like liquorice, already eaten, a little indigestible perhaps I just thought it was cute because it looks like a baby Darth Vader.
  16. Nice truck, Wendy. I hope it gives you a large organ, preferably one like this, 'cause those are cool.
  17. Well now I know what to bring if you ever invite me to a dinner party... wine and ponies.
  18. Chicks, dudes, anyone that can handle the manliness of the king's penis. Oh, and Bill: I'm sorry I forgot to tell you about the penis, but I'll let you touch it if that will make you feel better. Though I don't want the popcorn anymore anyway; I have received a better offer (crumpets).
  19. You might change your mind about that date after my girlfriend posts on here to tell everyone how big my dick is.
  20. Well now that this has turned into a thread about dicks that are bigger than trucks, I think it's time for proof pictures to be posted... Who cares about lesbian homecoming kings...