PLFKING

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    It would be rude and class-less to pick on you while you're broken. Please heal up quickly and well, so I can resume denigrating you in the fashion you've become accustomed to.
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    6:2:0 6 pounds gained over the holiday. 2 fun high-pulls yesterday....the NC sky was clear, cold, and beautiful.
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    For some reason.....every time I see that pic, i have a mental image of Remi walking down a runway in a fashion show. Does this signify any psychological problems on my part ? I don't LIKE the mental images, or enjoy them......they're just there. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Clay's #1, Bill's #2. I will accept the understudy role, if I have to. ] Nothing worthwhile ever is....but your suggestion sounds imminently do-able. I'll try that next week. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I don't wanna BE a snake..... I wanna be an Insensitive Lout, damnit ! (....shit ! Who do I have to f*** to get this part ???...) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    You are so sweet to offer....but no, thanks. My doctor told me that one more shoulder seperation would ruin it forever. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I don't want to be a badger.....but could I sign up to be Insensitive Lout # 3 ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    At least you get to use kitchen utensils. When I ask, it's always "Can you bring two cans of cranberry sauce ?"
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    How far out in the desert can I pitch my tent ? (..to escape being awakened by Sunny's singing?..)
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    I'll give you $1 not to. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Maybe you need to broaden your horizons then.
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    Complimentary Geisha girls on the premises ?
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    Thank you, Ma'am.
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    Bets....will there be plenty of packers available ? I was planning on being lazy that week.....a Christmas gift to myself.
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    All this pumpkin talk reminds me of an old joke... What's the difference between an oil rig and an Ohioan ? The oil rig "kin pump"....Ohioans "pump kin."
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    Was that penguin pic Photoshopped ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That would be good....not only to know who we're jumping with, but maybe use it to split the cost of the video slot.....I'd like to get video of at least one of my jumps, but don't want to pay for the entire slot myself. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    calvin and hobbes

    PLFKING replied to jillr's topic in The Bonfire

    On that SAME wall, I also have a Far Side, showing a skydiver with a piano and a boat anchor over his head. The caption reads "Murray didn't REALLY begin to worry until he pulled his reserve rip cord." Three and a half points because I ALSO have a penis, and no matter what else you might have on your wall, you don't have one of those. I'm a male, therefore I win. End of discussion. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Maybe she wasn't REALLY hungry at all, but just wanted a snack.
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    calvin and hobbes

    PLFKING replied to jillr's topic in The Bonfire

    That's impressive. HOWEVER, (two-upsmanship) I'VE also got a "Close To Home" hamging beside it....this one shows a 4-way (still in formation) all wrapped up in bandages, suspended above two hospital beds. A nurse is telling the dr. "These are the four guys who were in that skydiving accident." (end two-upsmanship). Beat that ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    calvin and hobbes

    PLFKING replied to jillr's topic in The Bonfire

    You're not saying that Calvin is a bad influence on 8-year-olds, are you ? Yeah.....but they're still funny. I especially like it when he makes the hundreds of small ones, then aligns them into an "audience" configuration.
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    calvin and hobbes

    PLFKING replied to jillr's topic in The Bonfire

    I've got that one on my office wall.
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    At the last moment, and in the spirit of the Holidays, the Wolverines commuted OSU's death sentence.....and opted for a year's imprisonment instead.
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    Friday Funny?

    PLFKING replied to thechad's topic in The Bonfire

    Got this today....had to share it. A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need a handsaw!!" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."
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    > "How YOU doin'?" >