PLFKING

I must admit that I got a chuckle out of that as well.

Why didn't you wear that dress at Sebastian ?????

Being eaten by a shark....knowing that it doesn't look at you as a feeling human being with emotions, but as just another piece of meat in the sea. And knowing you couldn't run away from it, or get any leverage in the water to fight it. That said, i still hope one day to swim in the open ocean with a Great White. That would be my last big fear to overcome. I know it would be a huge rush, and I would have a firm grip on the boat ladder at all times.

"Yes, Your Highness" seems to work for me....at least she hasn't had me beheaded yet.

One of the other engineers here was a Physics major, and is into warplanes in a big way. When I first started jumping, I asked him if it would be possible to skydive out of an F-15 at cruising speed. He told me it would be similar to winding my 944T up to 100-110 mph on the Interstate, then throwing a milkshake out through the sunroof......wham and splatter. & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

This is soooo old news. And put the pantz back up. & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Jessica's "Great Big Coloring Book of Wrath." And sharks. & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I'm in good company.

That's MUCH better than what I had.

That is TOO cool. Keep us updated. & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?" "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you." ********************************************************************** * "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

1 Habitat for Humanity house shingled:0:0 Is that surprising ? He probably doesn't realize that WB is a lot older than he is, since they act the same age.

Clemson kicked FSU all over the field, on both sides of the ball. Good weekend if you like the underdog.

It's because you bottle up your aggressions for too long. Hope you feel better soon, you disease-ridden vermin, you.

Congratulations, Dave ! % "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

My bank account size co-relates to the size of my reproductive organ......more than enough to please even the most ambitious woman, but not as large as I'd like it to be.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing golf with the head greenskeeper, when they come up on a slow-moving group playing in front of them. After play has slowed to a snail's pace for several holes, the doctor asks the greenskeeper "Why are these guys so slow ? Can't you tell them to speed up, or let us play through ?" The greenskeeper replies "That's a special group of guys -- they're firefighters. Two years ago, our clubhouse caught on fire, and they were all blinded while fighting the blaze. So now we let them play for free whenever they want to." The group is humbled, and embarrassed by their earlier exasperation. The priest says "That is such a touching story. I'm going to use it in my sermon this week, and I'm also going to pray every night that their sight be restored to them." The doctor says "That is such a heart-warming story -- I'm going to contact all my collegues around the world, and see if we can come up with a cure for their condition." The engineer says "Why can't these guys play at night ?" & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Okay....let me get up off the floor, and set my chair upright again... This is why I rarely ask serious questions....'cause when I do, y'all turn it into something smarmy. But I must say y'all are funnier than hell.

Yeah....he looks like a rock-pounder to me. & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"How YOUUU doin'?" I still have all of my hair, and 27 of my teeth.

* "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Another "lead into gold" scam....still going strong, from the Middle Ages to the present day. Only a Canadian would fall for it, though. This is interesting to me, because I didn't think you were smart enough to be anything but a Moderator. What exactly is your occupation in the mining industry ? & "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I hope he hasn't forgotten the duck joke...I still want to hear it at Eloy. % "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Shit ! I better figure out this sig-line thing before AD comes over and beats the shit out of me. . "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Last I heard, "Mad Cow Disease" had mutated to affect sheep also, and he was in the hospital undergoing treatment. He was having trouble landing because of all the shaking and staggering. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."