PLFKING

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  1. PLFKING
    Wow.....that's the first time I've ever seen that sentence posted....someone owes beer.
  2. PLFKING
    Could be.......but by the belittling way AD uses it, I thought it was something relative to UT alums only......ANY woman (and Ohio men) can use the T-bag move. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  3. PLFKING
    Finalizing preparations for the game on Saturday, and none of my Texas friends will give me the definition......and I need to know, since I plan on using it frequently in a derogatory manner.
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    For CrazyIvan

    PLFKING replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire

    Another one of Slap's fluff posts. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Remember me, boulder-brother ? I was that little speck way below you on 5-6 dives.....my apologies for not getting back up to you, and properly introducing myself. Actually, that's Clay's job.....albeit a small one.
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    Dang it!

    PLFKING replied to bbarnhouse's topic in The Bonfire

    Jeeez....hasn't the Statute of Limitations for that pic expired yet ?
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    Dang it!

    PLFKING replied to bbarnhouse's topic in The Bonfire

    Hope you feel better soon, Betsy. If you get the chance, y'all should definitely take her up on the offer......it's amazing to watch what that pixie can do in the air. I honestly believe she is the daughter of Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle.
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    My first two night jumps, or my first BASE jump....all equally terrifying and exhilirating.
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    Same here.....I was going to drive to Ann Arbor yesterday, but now sitting here cooling my heels until tomorrow. I can't seem to find a route to Michigan without driving through that huge sucking void known as Ohio. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Screw you ! What's a "t-sip" anyway ? Given that I'll be a Texas-hater for one day, I feel I should know the terminology. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  11. PLFKING
    That's MISTER Asshole to you, buttmunch. Seasons greetings and good will to all the dot.commers worldwide. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  12. PLFKING
    What ? (...this looks like a fluff post to me....) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    And he's the SECOND person I actually know who's done that. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I'd have to ditto that, in spades. Thanks for everything, Tom. "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  15. PLFKING
    Ugh....don't remind me. Congrats, Wendy ! That water was my ONLY unpleasant experience at y'all's DZ.......everything else was top-rank, A-1.
  16. PLFKING
    Yes sir. The second car I ever owned was a 67 convertible, and I've been kicking myself for 30 years for selling it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Despite my being such a good boy it hurts, Santa has failed to bring me what I REALLY wanted for the last 2-3 years....so I got myself an early Christmas gift. I'm happy as a pig in shit.
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    Need a coach ? I can't teach you anything about falling out of a plane, but I can show you how to roll a 300. Skydivers are generally good bowlers, since they've already developed a good tolerance for alcohol.
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    Because they consist of erectile tissue. I dated a girl in high school that had been mauled by a dog when she was 11. She lost a big part of her lower lip in the attack, and they grafted a section of her labia to what remained (I know this sounds like the start of a sleezy joke, but it's what she told me ). The surgeons did a great job....color was consistent, you really had to look to see the scars, and there was no difference in feel. According to her, the labia, penis, and nipples are all made of this type of tissue. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Three fat elves and a partially-eaten reindeer. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Another county heard from. Sigh. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  22. PLFKING
    That's because you're not talking about "real" college football....you're talking about thje SEC. If you want to talk Big Ten....I'm here for ya, brutha.
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    Bad choice of wording on my part.....I should have used "angle of descent" instead of trajectory. Care to volunteer ? We could kill two birds with one stone.....advance our knowledge, and rid the gene pool of undesirables. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Sure it does...a wingsuit would be trying to match that trajectory....and gravity is gravity -- if a skier is airborne and falling back to the slope for 5-6 seconds, isn't he doing about 20-30 mph forward speed and about 50-70 mph downward (WAG) ? I've heard of wingsuits slowing down to high 30s vertically....sounds landable to me given a long enough runout and the proper grade on the slope. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    What is a ski jumper's descent speed (mph) when they land ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."