PLFKING

I've enjoyed Skynyrd, Motley Crue, Barry Manilow and the University of Michigan Marching Band in the same evening.....does that make me a dich ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Looks like you need to re-prioritize....quickly. (..y'all could adopt Wingnut and jtval for starters...) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You and Jess to marry, then re-populate the state of Ohio with grammatically-correct jaywalkers. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

;4;0 Took another co-worker for his first tandem....he's walking around on Cloud 9 today.

I felt nauseous under canopy for the first time today. Maybe 'cause that was the first time I've done 6 spirals non-stop....it sure burns a LOT of altitude. AND made the mistake of mentioning it to the manifest guy.....now I owe another case. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Way to go, Steve.......was that the FIRST time you made jump # 1000 ? If so, I'll take a Bud, please.

"Facts" are scientifically proven false quite frequently. Consider.... a) The coelcanth was considered extinct for millions of years, until one was pulled aboard a fishing boat early last century. b) Almost any species is capable of expanding its range as it evolves. c) It could have been transported there by a pair of either African or European swallows, dependent on their respective airspeed velocities. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Looks like a cottonmouth. To verify this, entice him to strike, then peer between the fangs embedded in your forearm.....if his interior looks very white and billowy, you've identified him. It more than likely won't kill you.

I find that EXTREMELY hard to believe.

"Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen." But in Seth's case, quite a fitting description. So tell me, Clay.....do the camels spit, or swallow ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Hi Jess....feeling depressed again ? Does Aunt Flo visit EVERY day ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

It was nice knowing you (I wish we could have met in person). R.I.P. (...can I have guardianship of Kozzy ?...) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

True dat.......this will get you killed, or at the very least, seriously maimed. Even if you only innocently write it on the envelope of a Christmas card. She also likes Bytch-flavored Giant Cheese Nips.

Same here.

Can't remember where, but I saw a cartoon once that showed a guy under canopy over a prison exercise yard. The caption read "Even at 1000 ft, Harold could hear the sounds of Vaseline jars being opened"......or something like that.

I've been told countless times that I have an uncanny resemblence to a young Bill Paxton. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"That '12th Man' thing is WAYYY overrated." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Careful....remarks like that will earn you a permanent listing in the "Notebook of Wrath" "Giant Coloring Book of Petty Annoyances". (Seth, Phree, Lisa.....same to ya). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I got you a POPs SOS membership for your birthday.....have fun ! "Skybytch -- the OTHER white meat." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Of course not....he knows you'd kick his ass. So I'LL say it......no, you're not.....I'd only pay $835.00, tops. And happy birthday, Monobiatchi. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Nice of you to repost this in his honor.

Congratulations, Jason......you look quite the proud papa in those pics. And the "4/28" is a nice karmaeic coincidence (if that's even a word).

"Wasted Time" by the Eagles. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

What she said.....and very well, I might add. Keep the good thoughts, Nick. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Thought I'd attach this in case you needed it someday. I can't speak for its veracity, but it's always been my favorite. This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from Word Perfect Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for"Termination without Cause." Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations)! "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." "Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes, -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."