PLFKING

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    Aliens make the best trans-sexuals. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    If you get your looks from him, I'd consider it an honor to shake his hand. Btw.....are you ever going to unhook that snap on the front of your bikini, or just tease us forever ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I think they make chocolate-scented airplane glue just for people like you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I rarely lose my happy feelings, but these always re-awaken me to the wonders around us.... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    "Yes, I have heard the term 'hung like a small horse'..." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Veldt oysters....that's when the red hot fork is utilized. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    That's what I thought....the REAL Kris would be wearing purple. Congrats you two ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    'Local woman becomes recluse due to fear of geese'. Film at eleven. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    A quick search showed I killed the first two threads I ever posted to (in the current DZ.com iteration). I'd bet nobody could match that (or want to). Since then, I've only gotten better. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Tomorrow will be a better day, Jessica.....keep your chin up. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    How is agreeing with someone that they were naive a personal attack ? Poor Remi......your only claim to fame was that you were a worthless Canadian, and therefore below even our contempt. Now you don't even have that.
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    I don't buy the "young" part....it was only 4 years ago, and you were old even then. I totally believe the "naive" part, though. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I note that rectal polyps are conspicuously absent from your list. Congratulations, Kate....best of luck to you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Among other things.....HH deleted his posts, but they were quite entertaining. My favorite was his tale of sipping cognac and smoking Cubans with the Russian premier, then taking a MiG for a spin. A close second was his revelation that he got to pick out an airplane to keep when he retired. He never said if he had to pay the upkeep on it or not.
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    I always thought wildblue had all the answers. If all you post is true, does that mean you're biguns ? If so......nice tits. Too bad that's all you have going for you. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Don't forget to consider your hook knife as well, if you have one. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Are you arguing with Spectre again ?
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    "Real" wrestling was Johnny Weaver back in the day. Of course, that was pre-steroids.....he and Charles Atlas would both look like weinies today. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    "Because all their lives they've been told this is 8 inches." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    Spectre230 ? No, I think he was just jumping from F-14s and MiGs, if I remember correctly.
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    It seems you are all discussing "terminal" velocities and gravitational pulls. In every video I've seen, it seems to take several seconds just for the rocket to clear the tower, meaning a gradual build-up of forces. It seems to me that it might take at least 2-3000 ft. before it built up enough force to tear you away. But I'm not a physicist, so what do I know ? It just seems doeable to me, if you could survive the contrail (I'd forgotten that word). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    I'm having an argument with a few of the engineers here....I think it might be possible to jump the space shuttle launch. If you mounted some kind of handle to the solid fuel booster....how long could you hold on before your own increasing body weight pulled you off ? Would you be able to kick away far enough from the burning fuel, or could you wear a Nomex cape and release it prior to deployment ? And no, I'm not drunk.
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    "It's a 'dog-eat-dog' world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." "I look at Vera, and I just can't." "Herb....so's your mother." (chorus) "You tell 'im, ferret face !" Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    My theory is that he's on a 'Ten Most Wanted List' somewhere. Or he's clintonradloff's father. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    As have we all. Good luck, Brandon.....at least you're replacing it with another expensive hobby, so you can retain that same 'where did my paycheck go' feeling.