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Everything posted by PLFKING
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I would consider that an insult, had you named me specifically. I guess I'll just consider it a weak attempt at humor instead. Great minds think alike. And if we form our own cult, and name Clay as our first target.....people might join.
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My best friend said "I thought 'hick' had a K on the end ?"
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Next on the list is my avatar plastered across my forehead.
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Good timing for this thread......I just got my first one yesterday after thinking about it for years. I never saw anything I liked well enough to carry around forever, but I came across this last year, and immediately thought "That's the one." It's an ambigram (meaning it reads the same upside-down as right-side-up -- readable during any flying discipline ). Some of you more well-read folk might recognize it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Who told you you were cool ? The Jeep salesman ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Two gay guys are driving down the road, and they pass a funeral home. One of them looks at the other and says "Want to stop and have a cold one ?". This one isn't crude, but it IS the first joke I ever made up. Q: Why did the blonde factory worker order 5 dozen condoms ? A: She kept seeing signs everywhere that read "Do Not Operate Machinery Without Protection". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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We didn't discuss it, she just did it. I was glad.
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An ex-gf once wrapped her hair around her hand and used that on me.....it felt incredible. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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My philosophy exactly. The 6 I know (and one ex) are all good people doing a thankless job. Why cause more crap for them to deal with ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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No, but can you name this one ? Been driving me nuts for a couple of weeks, but Google can't match it. The chorus goes, Oooooh....she's like a smooth stretch of highway, Oooooh....she's like a cool summer breeze. When my motor's running right, We might lose control tonight. Got the shape I love to squeeze, Looks that bring me to my knees, Oh please....let it roll tonight. I keep thinking it's Little Feet for some reason ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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It's grabbing me right now.....about 2/3rds through it. "Into Thin Air" was a fantastic story. The best book I read last year was "Paranoia", by Joseph Finder. I give it four thumbs up.....highly recommended. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I've often thought you would become a crazy religious bastard in your old age, seeing as how you already meet two of the three criteria. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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"I was told that there would be no math....during the debate....however, I am prepared to answer any questions you may have....perhaps something about me and Betty ?"
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Yeah, so the skydiving scenes aren't that realistic, but the aerial scenery is gorgeous. And I'll admit I enjoy the movie every time I see it. Plus, it was the final prompt that got me into this beautiful endeavor we call skydiving. I'll PM my address. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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ATTN: Men, do you want to see naked gal post whore glory?
PLFKING replied to livendive's topic in The Bonfire
You should make that your pokerstars avatar.....it would be a distraction to all of the men, and maybe a few of the women also. -
They did that in Carlsbad when I was there years ago.
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All of Spectre230's posts, and clinton radloff's mom.
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Rover. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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WHich aircraft would you want jump out of full time..
PLFKING replied to jasonRose's topic in The Bonfire
"Somebody hand me a 9/16" socket wrench." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
What album can you listen to without ever getting tired of?
PLFKING replied to Orange1's topic in The Bonfire
Lynyryd Skynyrd -- One More From The Road Pink Floyd -- Animals Bob Seger -- Live Bullet Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
Especially when you're towing your boat, and it's raining so hard your windshield wipers can't keep up, even on high speed. Diving down to a formation with your eyes closed is safer than driving in Michigan.
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REAL relative work with a jumbo jet. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I'd be careful.....there was a man in Arkansas who actually died a few years ago while eating those. The bull kicked him in the head. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."