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Big f***ing deal........I was the first asshole to show up here, AND the first thread killer. You don't see me whining for special recognition, though. Congrats on your title ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Your best guess...how fast do you think I was going in this pic?
PLFKING replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Nah.....probably about 142 mph, with a really tall gear (around 31.73:1). Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Things not to say on an commercial jet after leaving the WFFC 2006
PLFKING replied to WFFC's topic in The Bonfire
One time a commercial pilot watched me board, pointed to my rig, then grinned and said "Do you think you're going to need that ?" I grinned back and said "I don't know.....how well can you fly this thing ?" -
That is too good. I had just gotten off student status, and stopped by the grocery store on my way home from the DZ. The checkout guy looked at my skydiving t-shirt, and my grass-stained jeans, and asked "Do you jump?" I said, "Yes." He said, "How many jumps have you done?" I said, "About 35." He then asked "Do you enjoy it?" I thought for a second and said "No, not really. But a lot of my golfer friends started jumping, and now the only time I see them is when I visit them at the dropzone. I like riding in the plane with them, but every once in a while about 4 or 5 of them will jump me, pin me down, then strap a parachute on my back and throw me out of the plane." He had this horrified look on his face, until the checkout girl in the next aisle and the guy behind me busted out laughing. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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"After 20 beers, ANYTHING feels like a Serta." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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And STILL 100 times funnier than Leno will ever be. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Historical note -- That's the way it's supposed to look.....the traditional courses in the UK were formed by grazing sheep for thousands of years, and the Brits just went out and built a green here and there, or a pot bunker. The Americans, in their never-ending quest to make things "better", started the movement of building hills, and bulldozing lakes, and planting trees, and watering the hell out of everything. All you see on this side of the pond are courses set up for target golf. Very few links-style courses here. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Wow....that is some wild s***......especially the part about her curse coming true. Ever tried flying without a chute ?
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What Mary said about good karma following good folk. Congrats ! Given your size, and law enforcement background, I think your students will listen to you.
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Is anyone afraid to fly? Or never flew commercially?
PLFKING replied to Brian425's topic in The Bonfire
That never ceases to amaze and fascinate me. Never been on a plane, but they're going to climb in this rickety old bathtub-sized 182, climb about 2 miles up, then bomb out. Big brass ones. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
Well, if I had told her to take plenty of batteries, she might have become confused about what they were to be used for. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I've stayed at the Metro Hotel 3 times in the last two years.....very good price, on 44th so it's close to a lot, very clean, and the service started off good and improved more every time I went. Empire State (day or night) is a must. Ride the subway at least once. The Harbour Tour (don't know the name - starts on the east side of Manhattan, goes around Battery Park and up past the Brooklyn Bridge, then cruises out to the Statue) was fantastic.....especially starting at dusk and ending at night). Beef shish-kabob from a street vendor. Times Square at 6 p.m. or 3 a.m.. Comfortable shoes. Take plenty of film. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Does anything in the world look more evil that a wet cat ?
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My hooligans. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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The gall of some people.....we know you better. Sounds like a great trip. Post pics ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Three Wolverines breaking a Buckeye quarterback in half. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Big talk for a Frenchman. Haven't you learned anything from the way we treat Remi ?
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Wow....what a finish ! Great game for both sides. I'm so glad it didn't go to PKs. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Life vest. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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You'd think they'd realize that someone running K&Ns would know WHY they're running K&Ns. Mythbusters once proved that a helium-filled football performed no better than an air-filled football (at the same psi), so I would guess no. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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You're right.....and like Chuck said, it's a great place to live. Don't come here and fuck it up for the rest of us. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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For some reason, Jack stalks and attacks every lightning bug he sees. I thought he was just catching them, but he actually chews them up and swallows them. He'll cough and gag for a couple of minutes, then go after the next one. Tiki is much worse. She tapes posters of Clay on the walls of her shed faster than I can tear them down. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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The ref on the field determines all stoppage time.....his watch is the official game clock. He adds time as he deems necessary; for injuries mostly, but other reasons can add time too. I have a question also.......is there no longer an indirect free kick ? I played soccer in high school and college, but that was 20 years ago....I don't think I've heard an indirect free kick referenced in years. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I had no ieda tihs atliiby was ihennret in us all......I tguhoht it cmae form rnaiedg Wuginnt's pstos for 6 yraes.