PLFKING

My sole criteria for friendships is how good a speller someone is. You're one of the few here that can spell 'ridiculous' correctly, so I'd jump with you anytime. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Sunday on ESPN.....2 pm Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

RSA played an inspired game against Brazil......it was a shame to lose it in the last minutes like that. I don't think the USA will get past Brazil, but at least they finally made a Confed Cup final, and that confidence will help them next year in the WC. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

When faced with that dilemma, I try to determine which end makes more articulate sounds, and assume that is the head. In Clint's case, they may be indistinguishable. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

For sale : 1 bottle Dom Perignon, vintage 2008, excellent condition, never opened. > Congrats to the Pens. They outplayed the Wings, they wanted it more, blah blah blah. > Did Crosby ever prove in this series that he was even a player, much less the superstar of the league ? I'd have given the Conn Smythe to MAF instead of Malkin. The only highlight of the evening was the Wings' fans booing Bettman every time he opened his mouth. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

THAT explains the favoritism by the officials ! I thought it was just incompetence. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Give her a couple of "licks" for me. Happy birthday Andi. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Good point. Game of inches.......give Detroit a couple on Zetterburg's shot off the post and Scuderi's 3 saves with 13 seconds left, and we would've celebrated last night. Ozzy certainly did all he could to make that happen. Oh, well.......now we wait 3 days and skate the Cup at home.

Personally, I think you were right on the money. It was certainly epic to me.

Hopefully something big with sharp teeth will eat him. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Found this on the Pittsburgh Gazette site -- Pittsburgh, PA (UPI) - Gary Bettman, commissioner of the National Hockey League, said in a statement released today that he has formed a Select Committee to look into complaints about the officiating throughout this year's Stanley Cup playoffs. " I think the officiating in general has been excellent, but, as in any endeavor, when issues arise we have to address them." Bettman also said " I am particularly disturbed concerning the allegations that, during the game, the referees are scoping out hot chicks in the stands and putting their thumbs up their asses......that kind of non-vigilance cannot and will not be tolerated." In a related story, Penguins General Manager Mario Lemeux said that the Penguins' practice today included working on a 7-on-5 configuration that they " hope to incorporate into Game 4, if conditions permit. We were also experimenting with an 8-on-5 scenario, but quickly realized that even a legally-blind referee would spot that in an instant." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Three fat elves and a partially-eaten reindeer. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You're the first one to mention "overtaking".....we're talking about passing another rider going the opposite direction. (.....bloody non-comprehending foreign wankers.......). Maybe we need to add an English Forum to go with the German and French ones. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You mean the motorcycles sold in the UK don't have the throttle on the left, and the clutch / brake on the right ? That's bollicksed. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Jack in da house ! Got your Dom yet ? Luckily I still have a couple of bottles left from last year about this time.

Well, at least every penalty they called on the Wings last night was deserved......so I guess you could say the refs are doing a half-assed job. Now they just need some binoculars. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Definitely do the harbor cruise......starts on the Hudson around 44th St., down around Battery Park, and up the East River to the Williamsborough (?) bridge, and back. Well worth the price, especially at dusk / night. And you CAN eat well in Times Square. On one trip, we had a $6 steak there.......of course, it tasted like a $2 steak, what with the inflated prices and all. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

I did see her, but only for a few seconds. I think the only thing she said was "Oooof !" as one of those moving hurdles caught her in the stomach.

Given your previously intelligent comments on the subject of hockey, I'm going to assume your were under heavy sedation when you typed that. Either that or drunk out of your mind.

Man oh MAN !!

He'll probably be proven right. Unless, of course, the refs continue to give the Hawks 12-13 minutes of power-play per period. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Is it too late to get the tuition money back ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

So, at what age does this occur ? My wife of 10 months has custody of her 2-yr-old granddaughter, and her whining/crying is the only thing we argue about. I never had kids, but it seems her actions are to get her way. My wife raised 2 kids, and her argument is the same as yours -- that she's trying to tell us something. She already has a vocabulary of about 30 words.....I thinks she's acting spoiled. My wife is of the opinion that since I never had kids, I don't know shit from shinola.

This site sure has changed. Back in the day, a guy could post weak attempts at humor and not get called on it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Another fact about snakes -- generally, the lower the elevation, the less dangerous. Example...... snakes at ground level = the majority are non-toxic. snakes on a plane = all are highly venomous. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."