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As it has been since its inception. Maybe Obama will deliver on his promised attempt to establish an 8-team playoff. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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The line starts here: who wants to have a drink in Denver?
PLFKING replied to Remster's topic in The Bonfire
Cool ! Got my Colt, and my Mossberg, and.... Oh, wait.....wrong line. And I've got a really low number too...... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
Is it OK with you guys if I blow up Planet Earth?
PLFKING replied to SpeedRacer's topic in The Bonfire
Start with Ohio, then report back here for further instructions. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
It's a DZO conspiracy. Next thing you know, they'll be posting the most profitable quarter in their history. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Mmmmmm.........just close enough to smell the blood, but far enough away to avoid the spatter. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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A female co-worker once asked what my closing pin necklace represented. I explained the closing pin opened my chute when I was ready to open it. She said "How do you get it around to your back while you're falling ?" Once I was boarding a commercial flight with my rig, and the pilot grinned and asked "Do you think you're going to need that ?" I grinned back and said "I don't know.....how well can you fly this thing ?" Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Yes, you have the salient facts down correctly. The way I measure success is by how many times your team name is engraved on the Cup. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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6 pm. Hope you can make it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Biggest hit I ever saw was on a kickoff return in a Nebraska - Oklahoma game circa early 70s. Or when Earl Campbell hit Bevo so hard it knocked down one of its handlers standing on the opposite side. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Since the red hot fork is already taken, which other kitchen utensil would you prefer to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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What is the correct way to make the word penis plural?
PLFKING replied to MrTool's topic in The Bonfire
I hope you didn't fail them for that. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." -
Happy birthday, Nick. Publish the book already......you're not getting any younger, ya know. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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You freeclimbers are crazy. Why would you want to eschew a perfectly good rope ? Don't worry about it........none of us assholes knew each other at first either. Butt you know the old saying....."Sometimes the asshole you don't know is better than the ones you do." And on behalf of all the assholes here.....welcome aboard. Looking forward to the next iteration of our evolution. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Well, the big 5-0 was yesterday....but thank you anyway. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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That boogie had everything except balloons and explosions. And it taught me to appreciate not only my friends, but also the non-smell of good water. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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He was on Letterman last night talking about it. His normal hilarious self, and he painted a very favorable picture about the whole experience. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I'd like to propose a toast. > "May this thread end in the same way as last year's thread of the same title. Cheers ! " > Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I was going to wax poetic about Michigan's epic comeback vs. Wisconsin, but this thread seems to be devoted to the over-rated SEC Conference only, so I won't. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I think taking the lead on Friday was the key this go-round. The American team played some inspired golf, and technically PREVENTED the Cup from going home.
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And the fact that they hated TO when he stomped on the big Star a few years ago, but now cheer him wildly.
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Not only out of my league, but out of my species as well.
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CHEERS - Coach is telling Norm about how much he loves his daughter. Coach : "How come you don't have kids, Norm ? I think you'd be a great father." Norm : "I can't, Coach." Coach : "Geez, I'm sorry to hear that, Norm." Norm : "Yeah, I look at Vera and I just......can't." NEWS RADIO - Matthew has been complaining about Bill's smoking in the office, so Dave says he'll quit drinking coffee if Bill gives up the butts. The second day, Dave and Bill are talking in Dave's office when Matthew comes in. Matthew : "Dave, here are some papers I need you to....." Dave : "Oh, for God's sake, Matthew....what is it now ? Nobody's smoking, okay ?" Matthew : "But...." Bill : " BUT NOTHING !!" Dave : "You know, what we need around here is an ANTI-WHINING ORDINANCE !" Bill : "So just ZIP your SNIVELING LITTLE LIP and HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUT OF HERE !!" Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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As some of you know, I got married for the time a few weeks ago.....here are the pics as promised. Believe it or not, all cake-related decisions were hers alone....to say I was surprised is a gross understatement. And for those of you that had bets......no, she's not blind.
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Be grateful you have plenty of hair. My mom is bald. (twice a week by my dad). I voted straight, but only because you didn't have a 'much curlier' option. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Another vote for News Radio.....great cast and very good writing. The first 2 years of SNL. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."