PLFKING
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You've got talent, but I already knew that. I agree with Quade.......get some better mics. It's always pissed me off that shorts have gotten longer over the years......now I realize it's a good thing.
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Oh my fucking God. I'm still laughing. That was beyond priceless. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Yuck.......now I have to watch either Hossa or Pronghead skate the Cup. Guess I'll just close my eyes. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Man, I feel your pain........I know how it feels when your team get eliminated. No, wait a minute.......I don't know how it feels when your team gets swept...... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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So.......this dyslexic guy walks into a bra..... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Three cowboys were sitting by the campfire one night, when one of them starts boasting about how tough he was. "Why, just last week my horse got spooked by a rattler, and pitched me headfirst into a barbed-wire fence. Cut me all to hell, but I just packed a bunch of sand into the wounds and finished out the day." The second cowboy said, " Well, just last month I was ambushed by four Indians while riding the fenceline......three of them put arrows into me and my horse, and my horse fell on my leg and broke it in two places. Managed to kill them all, then dragged myself across 6 miles of hardpan to make it back to the ranch." They both looked expectantly at the third cowboy, but he didn't say anything.......just sat there quietly, stirring the campfire with his penis...... "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I dislike the Sharks, hate Chicago, and detest Pronger........so I guess I'm pulling for Montreal by default.
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"Fuck you both." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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"Nothin' like a good piece of hickory." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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You're good. Wormer to Flounder. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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"Luther sent me, said you could teach me some things........I already know how to drink. " "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Enjoy yourself.........but know that this is nowhere near as disgusting as losing a bet to Phree and having to display an Ohio State logo for a week. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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It's giving me a rash already. My 30 days begins.......now. Someone remind me on June 9th so I can delete this hideous shit from my computer. Gave y'all a new sig line to enjoy also. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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I guess the Wings unspooled just enough primer cord tonight. Versus handed off their coverage to some outfit called Comcast Sportsnet California, who were so unbelievably biased that it almost made the game unwatchable. I laughed out loud when, with about 2 minutes left to play, one of the announcers commented on the fact that Babcock was still rolling Zetterberg and Datsyuk out for their normal shifts, and the other announcer stated " Babcock knows they'll take care of themselves, and he knows the Sharks won't get chippy or anything -- this is playoff hockey." Made me wonder what game he was watching. I hope you have fun at the game, but that you're ultimately disappointed when you leave.
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"Mama (insert mom's first or last name here, but only if it's VERY Italian) Kitchen". Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Never say never. Someone's got to be the third team.....who better than a team who's lost 3 games in a row by 1 goal, with one game going to OT ? All we need is one less shot to hit iron, or one less stupid penalty, or one more hustle play. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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About the only thing I can hope for now is that Pronger has an earlier tee time than Zetterberg.
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I saved the image you posted, in the off-chance I'll have to use it. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Yeah, it was only 40 minutes long. Or else they started puckering in the third period (again) and it went out. I hate to use the "O" word, but I think the Wings are getting too long in the tooth. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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It's gotten much better. I don't think I've seen a single instance this year of 7 men on the ice for 40+ seconds without the refs being all over it. Well, the Wings have been here before.......I believe they'll play Game 3 like they have a lit stick of dynamite up their collective a**es. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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.....and it's only the second round.....
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"Oddly" silent because I live on the East Coast.....the game ended an hour after my bedtime. You think I want to then stay up even later and exchange barbs with a bunch of ignorant Sharks fans when I could be sleeping ? I'll take the bet, and commit to at least a post every 3 days for a month. You do realize that the Wings shut San Jose down for about 58 minutes and 40 seconds, right ? I'll take those odds any day. I'll even change my sig line......no charge. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Bring on the San Jose Josers ! Wings in 6. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Is that giant coyote at center ice howling, or are his nuts caught in a wringer ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."