PLFKING

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  1. Which is good...............having to explain your Lycra-wearing pervo-ass to the new neighbors = rejection from the local neighborhood association. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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    porsche 944

    Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True dat. Mine ('86 Turbo) was a lot more fun to drive than to own. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  3. Unless you're struggling to break 150, I'd have to guess the jokes are worse. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  4. Same here......on the occassions I've been in that situation, and realized the opponent was condescending to me, I wanted to stop playing and start fighting. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  5. See, Kev ? It's just like the old days...........Remi's still an asshole, and we can't get him to leave. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  6. Well, there's a username you don't see every day (or year). Nice looking family......congratulations. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  7. The only tears were from Rex. He put an awesome smack-down on his headset too. Onward to Number 7 for the Black and Gold ! Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  8. {quote]They have Revis Island and I personally see Hines Ward sitting on the sidelines crying like a bitch because Revis shut him down over and over again. I see him laughing like a loon as they celebrate another AFC Championship. Who is Rex "personally" against this week ? Tomlin ? Big Ben ? The ghost of Art Rooney ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  9. "Mr. Brockman, we're back in 5.....4.....3.....2....." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  10. Same here.......I've often told friends I'd love to sit in on some of their advertising brainstorming sessions, just to hear the ones that DIDN'T make it on air. The Manning family taking the ESPN headquarters tour is still my favorite.....especially Archie's 'Don't make me stop this car !' look.
  11. Actually, Shell, you are right. Pro baseball players win a 'Gold Glove' for defensive prowess at their position. The 'Golden Gloves' tournaments are competitons in amateur boxing. Even with your self-admittedly limited knowledge, looks like you can beat this guy at his own argument. Try not to make him cry.
  12. That WAS my plan for you, but after Seth spent my retainer (1/2 up front, 1/2 upon receipt of your death certificate) he backed out, citing that you were much smarter than him and that he didn't think he could outwit you. What a pu**ywimp asshat. PLUS......he won't return my $2.00. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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  14. Point, set, and match...........you can't argue with that kind of logic. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  15. Bypassing the sainthood and going directly to "Deity", eh ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  16. Stupidest gift I saw given this year is a tie.......either the doll that poops (she poops out her food, then supposedly the child saves it and feeds it to the doll again anytime she wants to witness the miracle of defecation), or the miniature marshmallow gun. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  17. Wait.....getting to the party late, but here I am. I predict we'll need Bruce Almighty's hand come February. EDIT TO ADD : If our offense does ANYTHING. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  18. As a lifelong Steelers fan, I can tell you with all certainty.......it WAS a catch. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  19. I've purposely been extremely bad all year. Santa will be subsidizing my energy costs this winter. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  20. Ask if they'll cover the cost of a personality implant. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  21. Sammy the Christmas Snake. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  22. The worst thing about eating vegetables is dressing them and getting them back in the wheelchair afterwards. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  23. Why don't we have a FBS playoff system ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  24. Is that Gary Rossington ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."