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  1. My latest paracord creation - gecko Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  2. The time to worry is when you notice that the doctor actually has both hands on your shoulders mid-examination! Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  3. A right stitch up that couldn't have happened to a nicer group. http://lockerdome.com/tre/6170042811288129/7185087162881809 Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  4. A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the letter with trembling hands and read the letter... "Dear Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren. Love, Your son, Joshua PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it's safe for me to come home." Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  5. Aside from the math pun below and the Eddie Murphy Raw / SNL sketch here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0aKNwsrtXw&channel=UBUBDJ, not really. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  6. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. Just don't mention the war! Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  7. There was a helicopter in that video?? Never saw it - I'll have to watch it again. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  8. I occasionally visit Blackpool - this place will not be on my list of hotels to ring and I'll be advising friends not to use them either. As far as I'm concerned this amounts to credit card fraud. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  9. As I understand it, if they nested on the ground, predators would kill all the chicks (or eggs). At least this way some of the chicks survive - good years all five might make it. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  10. Attached is a photo of a test piece I did recently. It's a four strand round braid with a solomon bar around the handle and a crown knot to secure what will be a snap shackle on the finished item (split ring in photo). Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  11. Nice! How long is that and how much paracord are you using? When I do a 4 strand round braid I find I'm using about 2 feet of cord (2 x 1' lengths) for every 4 inches of braid. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  12. If you go over the edge there, you're going to Hell - because it's nearer than the bottom. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  13. IMO, a Veteran is anyone who swore the oath and effectively signed a cheque made payable to "My Country" and in the amount wrote in "Up to and including my life." Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
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    Half the fun of Sick and Twisted is the "Do I dare click that link?" mentality. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  15. There are some very interesting explorations of the "nature vs. nurture" debate in "A Billion Wicked Thoughts: What The Internet Tells Us about Sexual Relationships" by Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam. I personally found it an extremely interesting and thought provoking read. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  16. I think that the problem is that some journalists nowadays focus on sensationalism rather than remembering Kipling's "Six honest serving men" - What, Why, When, How, Where and Who. Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  17. video here: http://www.space.com/27536-supersonic-near-space-dive-video.html?adbid=10152415798141466&adbpl=fb&adbpr=17610706465&cmpid=514630_20141024_34394817 Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  18. ^^ This - 100% agreement ^^ Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  19. Found this site a while back - it has some interesting projects. http://www.paracord-projects.info/ Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  20. John the Beatle? Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
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  22. Please arrive at the airport 21 days before your flight to allow for mandatory pre-boarding quarantine? Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
  23. One year ago today I quit smoking and I haven't looked back. There have been moments of weakness where the cravings were strong but I made it past those. Looking forward to another year (one day at a time). Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation