kansasskydiver

yeah, what he said!!!! we want some more drama and shit to laugh at... Hey he gets home from work at 430, I'll have some emails and hopeflly mp3's to share with you all. Until you hear the voice messages, you won't believe any of this is going on lol

HE DIDN'T INVITE HER OVER!!! Lol that's the whole basis of this thread. She cam over like any other person for the party, that's fine. As for answering the door, that was before we knew she had issues. Easy way to get rid of someone without having to call the cops is to simply just say they're not there. No comfortation, nothing. I already had to pull a weapon on someone in my house, and am damn ready to do it again if I have to. As to vanillaskygirl, yes we have met. You just don't remember or choice not to. I'm sorry the rest of the people on here and trying to associate it with you. If they were smart, they'd figure out that KansasSkydiver lives in KS and not california. To the rest, once again to clear this ALL up, SHE WANTED TO GET LAID I took her home because I'm nice and didn't want to throw her out on the street in the rain. It was never an issue of him inviting her over etc etc etc And don't worry, I'll have more emails here shrotly, including the nasty poem! ps Yes the movie Vanilla Sky he admits to the fault and should have never gotten in the car. My roommate knows he shouldn't have hooked up with her, but he didn't continue it on. When she wrote the nasty emails, he didn't reply, when she called him an ass, he admitted figuring it would be the easiest way out. Then she came over looking for a peice of ass after calling him a dick. All in all again, I'm just going for the humor in all this. It's a small town, 40,000 people max when school is in. It's not like the big cities, people have house parties all the time. Everyone on here has been to a party i'm sure where you didn't know who was throwing it. We have enough people in the gorup that do know us that it's not a problem if strangers come over. Remember everyone is a stranger till you get to know them

So based off of what you're saying, only talk to and associate yourself with people you know. Don't meet strangers? Then how do you make new friends? By simply inviting someone to a party does not open the doors for this to happen. We have people here we don't know all the time. It's part of networking, being social, broadaning your horizons etc. If you live in a fucking box and never go out and never meet anyone, of course your life is going to be lame. Venture out, walk up to someone at a bar and ask their name, you never know, they could be rather interesting. You don't judge a book by it's cover, my roommate and I don't. Seems like you might though if you think socializing and inviting someone to a party is wrong without going into DEEP conversation with them. And no I'm not looking for someplace else to live, it's nights like last night that keep it all the more entertaining. Look back to a thread I wrote about the guy who got into my house and I pulled a sword on. Good times good times

Exactly, thank you

Will I answer my doorbell in the future? No, all my friends have been told to come to the backdoor or knock instead

Wow... You never got laid in college did you? This shit happens, it's funny is all. And again, he didn't pick her up at the bar. We gave her our address for the party the next day and left. She showed up and made it HER decission that she was going to sleep with him, before they even knew eachother. Yes I'm going to play the drunk card here. As for hey I do'nt like chicks who puke on me, you'd think ok, leave, no you can't have my number would sum it up... Nope she comes back the next night, uninvited, we're having a party so whatever. She doesn't leave that night, sleeps on the couch. Next morning, ok yeah, see you later goodbye. No hug, no kiss, no call me later etc etc etc. How she got his email address??? How she got mine??? Sounding a bit odd now? Last but not least, when your doorbell rings, do you answer it? I thought so. If you have no idea who it is, you don't put yourself in that situation. So what's the best way to do it if you're trying to get her to get the hint. Not answer it when she can see you through the door OR just say, hey, he's not here, here's his number give him a call. And no that doesn't mean call from 11pm to 7am non stop...

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Yep he was drunk, a guy and some chick flat out said I wanna screw you. It's all his fault. Always the guys fault... HOWEVER us giving out our address at the bars, recruiting skydivers, phone numbers etc etc etc. It's normal. And Jumper03 Yeah, what is it with KS girls hahahahahah

We're not only keeping the recordings for that reason, but for our entertainment as well hahaha And yeah, all this didn't explode till last night. If she shows back up again we're not letting her in. Replying to her emails last night was one way of seeing if she was home or not. I replied to one, and she replied later.

Oh and I forgot to add the part where she was sitting around talking with everyone and one of the FOG's turns to her and says "Who the hell are you anyways" and then continues to ignore her... After the 2nd night she showed up, she should have gotten the point. Even more so when she slept on the couch, by herself and he didn't say more than 3 words to her all night. Her response to that situation was "Your %^& is yummy" "We shared soo much" Which my reply would have been: "You didn't even know his name in the morning. How the hell do you know AND you're a slut"

If I get permission from him, I'll pm it to you. It's quite... We'll just say, I bet she was killing kittens while she wrote it

Ahh the voice of reason. It takes 2 people to create and maintain a fucked up situation like this. Your friend could've shut her down in a heart beat early on, but apparently he liked the ass too much so now he's in over his head playing dodge ball with someone else's emotions. How so exactly? They hooked up once, he ignored her ever since... Explain your reasoning?!?!?!?!?!

Yes yes yes it's kinda freaky that now she's hunted me down through the jump club... And for those who don't believe me, speedy just vouched that this chick is a bit crazy

Here are the emails I got from her... I've removed the names to protect the innocent: as a friend of xxxxxx you should let him know that he is a fool for letting a girl as wonderful as me slip away...not only do I have a very high sex drive...but I am also a wonderful catch in other aspects...your dog is great... I'm glad you like my dog, she's a sweatheart. I'm not sure what to say in response to your sex drive comment. I tend to try to stay out of other people's issues. Chris You shouldn't stay out of your friends business...otherwise, you might let him lose a fabulous women such as me...and that would be awful of you...

Don't worry, I never said it was. Please don't try to turn it around and make it about yourself or something. I've met you before and trust me, you're NOT anywhere close to my reference to the movie. Not even a little Ummmm for putting up with her? How exactly? She comes over univited, the second time we all left her and she decided to sleep on the couch. He DID tell her, that's the problem. When she called him an ass and quoted the bible he said it was all his fault yadda yadda yadda to get it over with. She's the one insisting on it now and decided to show up unanncounced last night He told her he was NOT going to sleep with her and I took her home. He got 6 emails last night and said that up to 7am she was still calling and leaving him messages. Tonight is going to be an entertaining night. We're going to record the messages onto my computer, remove the names and post them for your humor.

YES!!! You're hijacking my thread with your boobies!!! I'm going to start making all the girls I meet take a mental exam first

TRUST ME, you don't want to get involved with her! She's got some issues and some of what was said isn't even dz.com safe to post... She's not very happy about not getting any at the momment. ps the car has left and the phone has begun to ring and now i'm getting emails from her too

Yeah I saw it once, that was enough. what I meant to get out of the tittle is, think how crazy the chick was. She was going phsyco for nothing. that's how these 2 girls have been. The "I'm NEVER GONNA LET YOU FORGET ME" comment was pretty freaky. You have NO idea unless you're here. If it keeps up, we're getting a restraining order from her seriously. The worst part is, she just signed up for a first jump course June 3rd with us and added herself to our mailing list... She's got issues she's nto going to let go of.

Dude you know who she is. It's mini mouse And it's 2 chicks. The first chick was awhile back. The one who moved here. The current girl is a new one he met St Pat's day

So yeah, I just got done saving his ASS for the 2nd time now in like the last 30 days probably. For some reason he tends to catch the REAL winners. Example one: FYI THIS IS VERY LONG BUT MILDY HUMOROUS!!! He leaves for Iraq, while he's gone, randome chick from X location moves a couple blocks away without notice to "go to school" as she says. Not exactly a good school ok, so why here. The whole time he's been back, they've maybe hung out 2-5 times that I know of. He meets a chick that he really likes and calls it off with stalker no. 1. Now think Vanilla Sky here ok!!! She freaking flipped on him. Look at all we had, our feelings, the sex, you in me yadda yadda yadda. emails, phone calles, letters, randomly coming to the house... Oh my god I thought she was gonna set the house on fire. Finally she catches him at home cries, does her thing and leaves. We think it's ok THEN the phone rings. "Hey I need to talk to you again" ding dong she's at the front porch. Shit ain't going well right so as a loyal friend and roomate I call the neighbor and invite him over to try to make it uncomfortable for her. Yes I know a dickish move, but again, think Vanilla Sky chick here ok...SO she leaves not a problem... Fast forward to St Pat's day. We're all out and guess he meets this girl at a bar here. Tells her we're having a party Friday night, address etc and we head out. Next day no one remembers. 1030pm Ding Dong doorbell rings, 8 guys sitting around playing Halo2, "who is it" chick walks in the front door... No one knows who the hell she is right. So I gotta get up early for a 8am tandem, they head out to the bars with the unknown chick. Saturday afternoon he shows up to the dropzone... Dude you wouldn't believe it. He continues, I guess I met her Thursday night that's why she came over (byherself none the less) While we were out she kept on telling everyone that she liked anime porn and that she was a good catholic and that he'd be the 8th guy she's had premarital sex with. They were both drunk, hadn't even kissed yet, we'll leave the rest to the imagination. She however puked all over his bed, the hallway, herself and my toothbrush. Then walked into the wrong room butt ass naked, got yelled at then passed out in the hallway... REal winner here huh. So then the next morning she sees him and say, shit you not, "What's your name?" SOOOO I'm laughing my ass off at this story (we're just a bunch of college kids and this chick has got issues) Saturday night we head back to the house, little bit of drinking, DING DONG, she's back again... I head to bed, nother early tandem the next morning, wake up, she's on the loveseat sleeping. Kinda got the point right about not hooking up with him anymore, no interest etc So anyways, he gets some pretty interesting emails during the week, infact VERY interesting emails in detail about what she wants to do etc etc etc... THEN on Sunday she manages to go through a relationship, by herself, via email, breaking up with him and calling him an asshole... So anyways, Monday rolls around, she's quoting the bible and how horrible of a person he is and how she's such a good little girl, never does anything wrong (remember, she was the one that determined he was going to be the 8th guy and then didn't know his name in the morning) etc etc etc. then sometime last night/this morning she sent him another email, that honestly, I think I'm going to send into Hustler or something. It's a poem about... Yeah kinda freaky. So anyways, this brings us to present. By this point we know she's got issues. She's blaming her being a slut on him when in fact she's the one whoring herself out. She feels bad and hence believes it's her right to quote the bible and make him feel bad, then less than 24 hours later is talking about... Yeah you could ONLY imagine what goes on in this chicks mind. So about an hour ago, him and I are sitting watching TV, just got home from the bars and DING DONG... Now this is weird, no one rings the doorbell. He takes off upstairs, I already know what's going on. Open the door and, low and behold, there she is. "Hey he's not here, he's at a formal, give him a call on his cell, he should be home by midnight or something" -"Oh I don't have his cell" -"Cool I'll give it to you" at this point I figure, no harm done, give her the number and poof... Yeah right. She comes in, sits down and starts playing with our dog. Then I realize what she's wearing. Beneith her blazer, what looks to me a see through nighty, I'm guessing crotchless panties under her skirt with the suspender type pantie hoes. And she says "I've had a bottle of rum so I don't mind your dog biting me" While all this is going on, you can freaking hear him flushing the toilet upstairs, walking around etc etc etc right... Then his dumb ass walks down the stairs. I yell someone else’s name but she already recognizes him and he goes back upstairs. (BTW I just had to stop for about an hour to get filled in on the latest news hahaha) So he goes back upstairs and leaves me down there with her. I finally go up and get him and am like “Dude, she’s your deal now, you messed up and came downstairs” So he comes downstairs in his boxers and dress uniform jacket hahaha and starts talking to him. I take the dog outside and start calling my neighbor seeing if he’ll come over and try to save us. No one. SOOOO I go inside, start making noise etc and finally decide I’m just gonna call the house phone. So I do, tell him it’s for him, it’s his Dad. He takes the phone and runs off. I go back into the kitchen. He finds me then and goes “Hey call her a cab, she’s trashed and I gotta talk to my Dad,” Being the GOOD friend I am, I say, nah I’ll just take her home, moreso because then I’d have to sit with her while the cab comes. So I take her home and right in the beginning of the drive, “So do you have to take home a lot of his girls” No reponse cause now I feel like an ass… NOW DON’T CALL US ASSHOLES YET CAUSE IT GETS BETTER AND MORE FREAKY!!! I drive home and am already on the horn with him yelling at him and telling him he owes me big time. We already knew the chick had problems but it gets better… Since about 11pm she’s been calling here leaving messages, about 7 or so now. We haven’t answered any of them. They’re pretty good though and again, just think Vanilla Sky chick: “When I wanna f*ck you daminit you’re gonna f*ck me” “I’m coming over there right now and you’re gonna f*ck me” “We’re gonna have wild monkey sex” “You think you’re gonna forget about me??!?!?! I’m NOT GONNA LET YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!!!” Those are only a couple of my favorite lines from the nearly 30mins of messages. Present day now It’s 1230, about 5 mins ago a car pulled up and a drunk, what appears to be girl, walked up to the house. No more phonecalls, no more messages, but someone is here… Crazy chick indeed. What a freaking riot tonight has turned out to be hahahaha

what about the titty bar? That had a lot of views on it if anyone remembers it

Me, cause i'll actually be there the end of the month

Actually I only weigh 260, with all my gear and camera crap I'm pushing 300 out the door. In July however I weight 235 in Orlando. In Nov I weight 253 in Perris and flew no problem. I'm 6ft and you couldn't tell I weighed 260 dry if you saw me. That's kinda what I was thinking too, but it had been so long since. I think it has more to due with the humidity like you guys said. I was wearing 2 suits in Orlando vs just one in Perris Actually I gained weight between the 2 tunnels. 235 in Orlando and 253 in Perris. I weigh between 255-260 now with clothes on. Again as I said, if you looked at me you'd figure I weighed 220 or so. I had no problem freeflying in the tunnel in Perrix. Sit and back flying was perfectly fine, that's why I figured there was some difference somewhere. Being a fatass has made me have to improve on my flying skills, especially because 90% of the jumps I do are with students (belly or corking across the sky in a sit) and tandems. arlo

I've flown in both tunnels however the Perris tunnel treated me better. I'm not sure when Orlando upgraded their motors (before or after I flew) but I had a really hard time getting off the net on my back, then in Perris 3-4 months later it was a piece of cake Reason I ask is cause I'm returning to the Orlando tunnel at the end of the month and was curous if I'll be dealing with the same difficulty flying due to smaller engines. FYI I flew in Orlando in July of last year and in Perris early November

I just called a couple hours ago to reserve a room and it was 39 instead of 30...