kansasskydiver

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  1. To me, that's a lot. I'm still a college student. I have no job right now and everywhere else is hiring for min wage... $5.15 an hour Tandems have slowed down for some reason and I was basing a lot of my income off of that... I haven't done one yet this month and none are scheduled. The only other job I have to take right now is going back to Burger King for $8 an hour and I'd REALLY prefer NOT to do that. It's been 4 years since I left, nice to know they'd rehire me at the same rate, but I left that place for a better job and even took a pay cut, then I got laid off last June. Of that money, about 40% would go to paying all my stuff, assuming I work 40h/week and don't make any money skydiving
  2. lol sorry my bad haha Yeah that would be AWESOME if you would
  3. LEADS MANAGER Civic Plus is the nation’s leader in producing custom design local government websites. Currently we have an opening for a Leads Manager. This challenging position pays $12.00/ hour plus benefits. Email resume to: jobs@civicplus.com in Microsoft Word or Text format. E. O. E.
  4. A job opened up at a webdesign firm here in town. The position pays well, benefits etc etc etc but I have no freaking idea what the position is. They are looking for a Leads Manager. I'm assuming that this may be cold calling companies asking if they need a new site designed etc. Anyways, I'd like to address my resume for the proper position. If it's not a technical position, then I should put customer relation skills instead ya know. Anyone know what one is or are you one?
  5. Yeah problem is however, I don't always know what provider they're using
  6. Anyone know of a site that doesn't require a bunch of signup etc etc etc to send SMS messages to cell phones? It's a pain in the ass to type them on my phone and would be nice to just be able to write and click send.
  7. We did something lik ethat once in the dorms. It's was a tea party. Put in a big round table, chairs and one open spot for the guest. dealt a hand of cards and played 21 on the way up and down
  8. Cause it's 27mph winds I made 5 jumps yesterday though so it evens out
  9. Oh they're coming... We had a bbq last night and passed the phone around, so know some other dz.commers can vouche for them as well. The microphone idea didn't work, so we're gonna get a direct wire to run to the line in of my computer and connect it to the earpiece hole of the cell phone. Last night however she did send another email requesting we gave her our dog. Not joking, but serious. That and she went to the bars last night to try to find someone else in bed as good as him, but none of the guys wanted to take her home My roommate responded for the first time to all these emails. Short, sweet and too the point: "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" We'll see what happens next
  10. HAPPY B-DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I've never jumped outta a Fokker, but I f*cked in one hahahaha
  12. She's on another site that is for college students in the area and I looked kinda thinking the same thing. I know of one person on her list of friends, though I only know the girl by association, never actually sat down and talked to her. As the emails continue, the situation is getting a bit more odd than before. She doesn't care that he wont' talk to her, that he doesn't like her, that he won't call or answer the phone. She just doesn't understand why he wont have sex with her when she wants to. She's emailed me again too requesting that I try to knock some sense into him cause all she wants to do is have sex with him. I have no responded nor has he to any of her calls or emails other than the one reply to try to figure out if she was home or not.
  13. $16 to 10K however gas is $2.90something (100LL) and only going up
  14. She's calmed down since yesterday. Only one phone call, one text messasge and an email. The email was ok, and proves that she's got issues. Opening line was "I know we can't be friends anymore but if you still want to have sex with me that's ok" I'll work on getting permission to post the voicemails, they are truely what's worth it here. The emails are funny, but there's nothing like a 10min message about how it's not right to not screw her when she wants you to
  15. As he said, very common at our dz. One to the point it bruised so bad we took the girl to the hospital and the doctors were convinced it was broken... It wasn't, some people just bruise more easily than others... Switch to a poised exit or watch how you're putting your weight on yoru arms transitioning off the step to the strut. you might find that you have your arms wrapped more than you think and is causing a burning/pressure wound when you transition and your body swings benieth
  16. We're working on the messages. Those are the classy ones. And some of the other emails, but I don't know if those will come out. for those who know me, just freaking come over hahahahah Oh spoke too soon. She just called again... Pretty good message, something about I'm sorry, I'll forgive you ONLY if you do something for me... then it got ugly...
  17. You can borrow mine, but she kidna has some issues
  18. I said NOOOOOOOO killing kittens... it's been 5 mins an no one has replied other than Mark What are YOU all doing?
  19. Warning NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!! Scroll down to read. I am really not sure if I should do this, Let the buyer beware and remember no killing kittens I've never met a guy, That could give me so many o's in one night, Or one that uses a parachute, To jump out of planes and fly. I don't think I've ever, Enjoyed giving head so much, Or have lost all of my senses, By just one simple touch. I fantasize about your body, So much more than I want to, And I get dizzy with lust, By every thought of you. I have never been so obsessed, With the taste of cum, But for some damn reason, I think yours is quite yum. I try to use my vibrator, To forget about your muscle, But it only seems to make me, Want to have another tussle. Are you allowed to change your mind, About not wanting to see someone? Because if I could just have one more night with you, We would have so much fun. I read an article in cosmo, That included the use of toys, And I would really like to experiment it with you, To see if I could give you all kinds of joys. Oh, how I wish I could, Spend another night with you, Without damaging my pride, Or without feeling so loose. But for now I will have to do without, And continue sipping on Coke and Rum, I am hoping that it will sedate, My craving for your cum.
  20. Ok so this is the roommate, and I posting under Kansasskydivers name. Yes, I am an idiot, and I could have handled the situation differently, but that does not make it any less hilarious. If you fail to see the humor in at least some of this then you are probably getting too old. There are potential dangers in the situation, but I did not feel at any time that me or my room mate or my rabbits were in danger. Mostly because my roommate is getting pretty good with the sword LOL (see previous thread) Now who wants to see the poem
  21. hahahahaha I just spit beer out of my nose!!! It doesn't feel good either OMG thanks for the freaking laugh. That's going down as one of the greatest posts I've ever seen
  22. hahahahahahahah Personally I just go for the "Hey, you wanna get some breakfast in the morning?" -sure "Cool then, do you want me to pick you up or roll you over" Or the ever so classic "Hey nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"