Pammi

EEEWWW! My eyes are burning!!!! Closing pin jewelry

Woohoo! Thank Wonderboy for us! So what is 'not taking care of it'? Seriously. I'm a bit nervous to have him borrow it now! Perhaps I should offer to give his canopy a zerbert on each repack like I do mine :) Closing pin jewelry

Manufacturers?? I'm confused (don't laugh! ...it's common with me

Very good! That's what I want to hear :) I am in serious need of a fun night! Closing pin jewelry

ROFL! No, Pammi just can't PARTICIPATE in any girly stuff...she can talk it up all she wants :) Actually had a semi-great time with some friends a couple weeks ago in Wichita hitting all the gay dance clubs for our gay friends birthday. I only say 'semi' cuz it was mardigras weekend and the only chick showing her boobies was massively huge. Ick! Anyway, Tequillagirl...I really, really appreciate your offer to use your rig! I wish you could be there too! And if Derrick is okay with loaning his too, we'll be set to come down. If not, we'll just rent one for the day for him Sunday and pray for low winds :) GAWD I'll be glad to get our rigs all sorted out! And to think I actually had two for a very brief period! We won't get there until the afternoon sometime on Safety Day, but will be able to hopefully get a few jumps Saturday, and then more Sunday of course. Are there things going on Saturday night? Closing pin jewelry

Depends on the DZ now...there's no age limit on tandems other then what each one sets themselves now. Closing pin jewelry

What pretty little girls Iflyme! That's a cool pic with the rainbow in the background too! Closing pin jewelry

What a cutie!! Got his looks from his dad I see Closing pin jewelry

All-Bizarre Injury Team By Ray Holloman Special to Page 2 It's not that baseball has ever had a shortage of ways to embarrass yourself -- dropping an easy flyball, being the one guy Heathcliff Slocumb actually struck out, realizing you're Bud Selig -- but you've got to give it up to the hardworking men of the MLB who regularly take embarrassment to new heights. Like a true gamer, Jeff Kent got up and finished washing his truck after falling and breaking his wrist. On the field, they might appear graceful and effortless, but off the field they've got common sense like Hideki Irabu's got sex appeal. 2000 NLCS MVP Jeff Kent became the latest player to join baseball's Monty Burns all-fragility team over the weekend when he had a slight run in with gravity while washing his car. But when it comes to the all-time injuries team, Jeff Kent can't even stumble over his glove onto the field with Page 2's group of injury All Stars, that ever special breed of baseball chuckleberries with a list of injuries so bizarre even Richard Gere has to laugh (um... allegedly). Baseball players: Sometimes they're heroes. Sometimes they just suck at life. And Jeff, cheer up, we're pretty sure somebody on our roster will get hurt. Manager: Roger Craig (Giants) Cut his hand on a bra strap ... though we're guessing that's pain he played through. Catcher: Mickey Tettleton (Tigers) Once missed action with athlete's foot ... caused by tying his shoes too tight. First Base: Ryan Klesko (Braves) Once overexerted himself and pulled a muscle ... while picking up his lunch tray. Second Base: Bret Barberie (Marlins) Missed a game after rubbing chili juice in his eye ... probably after getting stuck behind John Kruk in morning stretches. Ryan Klesko's known for his power, but he needs some help carrying his food. Shortstop: Rey Quinones (Seattle) Once was unavailable for pinch hitting duty, because he had already returned to the clubhouse ... to play Nintendo. Third Base: Wade Boggs (Red Sox) Injured himself while pulling on his cowboy boots. Outfield: Kevin Mitchell (Mets/Giants) The master of all bizarre injuries, he once injured himself while eating a cupcake. That, of course, was when he wasn't missing games because of vomiting -induced muscle strains, or strained eyelids. Outfield: Ken Griffey, Jr. (Mariners) Missed a game after suffering a pinched testicle from his protective cup ... which explains why the whole "pain in the butt" thing just isn't phasing Jr. Outfield: Oddibe McDowell (Rangers) Yet another sad story of a baseball toughman getting taken out by food, he sliced his hand at the Texas welcome home luncheon while attempting to butter his roll. Designated Hitter: Glenallen Hill (Blue Jays) Went on the DL because of cuts suffered after smashing a glass table while dreaming he was being attacked by spiders ... anyway, that's his story, and he's sticking to it. Bench: Terry Harper (Braves) Separated his shoulder while waving a teammate home and subsequently high-fiving him. Glenallen Hill's arachnophobia is legendary. Bench: Rickey Henderson (Blue Jays) Missed a game because of frostbite ... in August. Bench: Mark Smith (Orioles) Injured his hand after sticking it in an air conditioner to "find out why it wasn't working." Bench: Jose Cardenal (Cubs) Missed a game in 1974 because he couldn't blink. Bench: George Brett (Royals) Broke his toe on a chair at his home while running from the kitchen to the TV to watch Bill Buckner hit. Bench: Vince Coleman (Cardinals) Missed the 1985 World Series after getting rolled up in the tarp machine. Starting pitcher: John Smoltz (Braves) Once burned his chest while ironing a shirt ... which he was still wearing. Starting pitcher: Tom Glavine (Braves) Redefining the phrase "star hurler," he broke a rib in 1992 after vomiting up airplane food. Starting pitcher: Nolan Ryan (Astros) Missed a start after being bitten on his hand ... by a coyote. Just stay far away from Jason Isringhausen. Starting pitcher: Carlos Perez (Expos) Broke his nose in a car accident ... while trying to pass the team bus. Starting pitcher: Doc Gooden (Mets) Missed a start when Vince Coleman accidentally struck him with a golf club in the clubhouse. Middle reliever: Steve Sparks (Brewers) Dislocated his shoulder attempting to tear a phone book in half. Middle reliever: Charlie Hough (Rangers) Once broke his pinky ... shaking hands -- pinky shaking, that is. Middle reliever: Ricky Bones (Marlins) Went on the disabled list in 2000 after injuring himself while changing channels on the clubhouse TV. Middle reliever: Greg Harris (Rangers) Injured his wrist while flicking sunflower seeds in the dugout Closer: Jason Isringhausen (Athletics) Broke his hand while punching a trash can just weeks after stabbing himself in the leg trying to open a package. Ray Holloman, a frequent contributor to Page 2, was injured injured in a potato mishap while filing this story. Closing pin jewelry

Sounds like Merrick and I, Scott. We decided when he lost his job in December that we were now free to go anywhere we wanted, because I do a lot of different kinds of work, so can always find something, it'll just be a matter of him finding a job then us going. It's kind of scary, yet fun, looking all over the US for jobs and not knowing where you might end up. Jobs are scarce these days tho, and the problem is getting to the places to interview and such if it's far away. They don't have to pay for you to fly there or whatever when there are so many without jobs right there in their city. But it's picking up and we'll be going somewhere...soon. :) We just made a list of where we WOULDN'T go and went from there :) Closing pin jewelry

You have a son Clay? Wow...didn't realize that. {pssst..guys, we're too late..he already bred!} :) Where's the pics Clay?? Closing pin jewelry

These are our kids, Tyler (6) and Samantha (10). And as you can see, they love skydiving and want to try it as soon as they are allowed. Until then, they are learning to pack...if they'd just grow a few inches! :) Closing pin jewelry

Hey, I meant to ask you..where are you from in Kansas?? Moved recently, or some time ago? Closing pin jewelry

LOL! Yup, sounds about right... :) Closing pin jewelry

Very cool, I'll do that, thanks! Closing pin jewelry

NO FAIR! I wanna go *whine* Have fun! Closing pin jewelry

Well then call back silly! I wasn't done, a customer came in! I have other fetishes of my own! Closing pin jewelry

ROFL! Ain't that the truth! Closing pin jewelry

*LOL*!! It's so much fun to 'connect' with a kid sometimes...lol! Closing pin jewelry

LOL Homer! So nothing came of it..not even a phone number from her?? Closing pin jewelry

This is just probably the weirdest call I've gotten, but funny as hell, so decided to share. I'm at work, and the phone rings: "**** (name of work)" "This is Robert. So you want me to come over and massage your feet?" "What?!" ....silence "This is ***** (name again)" ...silence "Oh. I'm so embarrassed." "Well, you could come massage my feet if you *want* to.*laughing*" "*laugh* Well, I guess you know now that I massage my bosses feet." "Uh, yeah." "I suppose I could come massage your feet.... but I think we're probably a little far away. I detect a bit of an accent. I'm in California." "Yup, too far. I'm in Oklahoma." "Do you have pretty feet?" A customer walks in about this time and is looking at me oddly. "Well, yeah, I suppose that would depend on who's looking at them..." (thinking..okay, maybe this ISN'T a wrong number...this is leaning a bit towards a random fetish phone call...) "Yeah, I guess so. I bet they are pretty, though..." "Yeah, it's too bad your lunch hour sounds busy already. Well, I gotta go!" Damn, shoulda got his number...coulda made for interesting work days! LOL! Closing pin jewelry

Well, I have a rig, with no reserve, waiting on the new one to come in (I'm selling mine because it's too small for me and being a Dash-M that needs the fix on it, I REALLY am not going to chance jumping with it!). So I have a Sabre 135 main..would that fit? Merrick has a Cypress..lol. That's pretty much it. His rig got sold faster then he anticipated and so he's still waiting on his new gear he ordered to get here...will be another month at least... Closing pin jewelry

Merrick and I would love to come to Dallas for safety day since the kids will be leaving early Saturday morning for Spring Break and we're free to come down. We wouldn't get there til late Saturday because the kids are flying out of Wichita at about 8:45 that morning. So what happens at safety day down there? I haven't actually been to one yet. And being as how Merrick and I are both rigless right now, what is the cost to rent for a day? (for Sunday) Thanks! Closing pin jewelry

*sniffle* And I thought it meant something to you :( Closing pin jewelry

Oh def'ly! Just not handy for nooners :) Closing pin jewelry